H-B Jam (MUST SEE Video Of My Computer) EXTREMELY Funny!!!

you might as well slipperynipple, soon, the forums wont be taking up any more of your time, which leaves you open for.. well a lot of things! :)
 
There is not enough pot and booze in the world to make that funny
 
my 56k says fileplanet is the devil
 
Originally posted by poseyjmac
you might as well slipperynipple, soon, the forums wont be taking up any more of your time, which leaves you open for.. well a lot of things! :)
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joust! joust! joust! joust!
 
i propose we take this to the next level.

joust.jpg
 
look fileplanet is not that bad...they have lines for a reason you young teens...and if you arent a young teen, then you have the mindset of one
 
and if you are a young teen, d8cam wants you in his bedroom pronto! ;) j/k
 
Awesome mirrors! When you turn em over do they make youre face all huge and bloated??? ;)
 
I waited 5 minutes in a FP queue for this!

just wtf!, that HB thing, beige monstrosity, irritating looping song... lmfao

...



*cough* sorry, its 5 am and i have had no sleep...
 
Originally posted by UltimateNinja
Awesome mirrors! When you turn em over do they make youre face all huge and bloated??? ;)
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this why i love this forum, people are so hilarious :cheese:
 
they have lines because they are owned by gamespy, the root of all videogame evil. blaming young teenagers on shitty marketing practices....tsk tsk
 
Dude... the humor level of that video is sadly far below anything I could have predicted as a worst-case-scenario ;(
 
Originally posted by Sandman
Dude... the humor level of that video is sadly far below anything I could have predicted as a worst-case-scenario ;(
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that made me really laugh out loud.
 
My sarcasm detector is starting to get some funky readings:|
 
(MUST SEE Video Of My Computer) EXTREMELY Funny!!!
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I really hate that kind of topics, and stuff labeled like that is usually total crap and Fileplanet, ROFL, no one's going to download from there.
 
This was the worst thing I have ever downloaded. Goddamnit... I'm a nice guy too, but this totally SUCKED ASS, I WANT MY LIFE BACK, GIVE ME THE 1:43 I WASTED!
 
and what were you planning on doing with the 1:43 ? sit there and stare at the screen? would you have come up with a cure for cancer in that time? would you managed to have brought yourself to orgasm within that time? i dunno, what can you do with 1:43? it's just really fookin annoying when you get people using complaints like this and it doesn't relaly mean anything, they're just saying it because they've seen other people using it.

anyway, the video wasn't as funny as i expected, probably if i'd known you it would be a little humorous.
 
Cure for cancer? stfu, I'm sure your worthless 50 years you'll live, you wont either. Orgasm, quite possibly. But I sure as hell could have booted up Raven Shield and be playing a great game online.
 
Originally posted by Dedalus
and what were you planning on doing with the 1:43 ? sit there and stare at the screen? would you have come up with a cure for cancer in that time? would you managed to have brought yourself to orgasm within that time? i dunno, what can you do with 1:43? it's just really fookin annoying when you get people using complaints like this and it doesn't relaly mean anything, they're just saying it because they've seen other people using it.

anyway, the video wasn't as funny as i expected, probably if i'd known you it would be a little humorous.
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You can lift weights, you can write a story, you can study, you can lift your butt up and head to bar, you can shoot your computer, you can learn to juggle, you can call your gf, you can teach your dad to use computer, you can teach your grandparents to use the cell phone, you can read a book, you can torture yourself for being stupid enough to even consider downloading from fileplanet, you can make your own stupid video, you can find work, you can spend some money on penis enlargement pills which were advertised in your email box, you can make a HL1 map, you can delete all your downloaded movies and buy them from store, you can masturbate, you can lift your monitor up and down several times (same as lifting weights =P), you can have a drink, you can make some food, you can browse these boards, you can blame your computer for ruining your life... ... ...
 
Faravid is right, you can probably start off doing those things in 1 minute 43 seconds, but i want to see you plan out exactly what you'd do in 1:43. like it'll make any difference to your lifespan. one day you're late for the buss...damn if only i hadn't wasted 1:43 watching that dumb video then i'd be ontime for the bus. stupid. nsxownzme, i'm sure a kid such as yourself has many grand theories about why you're right about everything, but hey, i didn't once insult you, so thanks very much for insulting me.

and don't whinge about time wasted doing things. you know what? that time you wasted? well it's no-ones fault but your own, so stop complaining.

this has been blown too far out of proportion so can we stop this here.
 
I have a user on fileplanet.... but ya know what, im not going to bother, can someone tell me what it is? the "H-B jam" does not really say crap all about it ^.^
 
ahh poster, if you say its extremely funny you trigger a psychological switch so no matter how funny it is, you will get people that say its not funny, just for the sake of going against the grain. ahhh life
 
argghh!!!!!!

THe pain!!!! jesus to god that was horrible!!! noooooo!!!!!!
i'm dying!!! argghhh!!! noooooo!!!!! sAve ME!!!!!!

j/k, it was.... reasonable
 
I take it that all you guys have enjoyed my famous movie. I called Dan to ask him why my modem does not work and he said "Take out modem. Computer run find" That believe it or not is a true story. If you visit his websites you will see misspelled words. I have had so many problems with the H-B that I had to make a song. Since that song I have got enough H-B problems to make about 15 more. Those are real pictures of the H-B that I am typeing this message with. I am glad that you think my joke video is good.
 
Kschreck, buy a new computer and a use it to make a funnier video about the one that sucks!
 
MAAAAN! i didn't even watch that "video" and it was the worst thing i've ever (not)seen in my long and illustrious history, indeed the whole history of all things ever! god, oh dear beloved god, i wish i could go back into the sweet sticky folds of lost time and retrieve the imaginary time i spent not-watching that most fetid folly of video ever commited to hard disk drive!
 
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