haha, check this link out

was thinking GTA...
but gasoline? and prostitutes (hookers) are super hard to kill?
not GTA :hmph:
 
Haha, that kid is retarded.

Register and give HL2 all green circles.

edit: I do not condone giving your child violent video games.

edit2: excessively violent.
 
Check the new sig. Steal it and I'll have to cut your head off. :p
 
GhostFox said:
Check the new sig. Steal it and I'll have to cut your head off. :p
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With the same machette you cut the prostitutes head off? Cool. :)
 
thats crap

why would they even make a video of what he says? and it looks all commercial-like.

plus, they probbably just got him to say that, to make it look like that he accualy talks about that.


The Thing said:
Haha, that kid is retarded.

Register and give HL2 all green circles.

edit: I do not condone giving your child violent video games.

edit2: excessively violent.
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what? i played wolfenstien when i was like 5, and doom 1 and 2 when i was like 6-8
 
I can understand most of the rating (13-17 is a bit too wide a gap IMO) but what exatly is Illegal/Harmful in HL2? They can't be counting CPs as police officers.
 
RED - STOP! The raters found a lot and/or some very intense instances of material in this category.
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Must be G Man's Hawian shirt.
 
I played M-rated games for 4 years now and I never even think about shooting real people...:hmph: wait a minute....there's a combine over there! Shoot him!!! Die, mother******!!!! :O
 
Well I think about shooting people all the time, but it's not because of video games. That commercial seemed like a comedy skit on the Chappelle Show lol.
 
Ah, that kid was hilarious!! :E

But seriously. Who in their right minds would let children play GTA:SA or Doom 3? Silly thing to do.

I can understand most of the rating (13-17 is a bit too wide a gap IMO) but what exatly is Illegal/Harmful in HL2? They can't be counting CPs as police officers.
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Yes, they are! And you're rebelling against the government in HL2! If you don't see the danger of propagating subversive material like that, you must be a rebel yourself! Get back in your cage, little man!
 
they don't want you to kill innocent police officers trying to hewlp people and keep them safe

edit: oh, and they want you to throw away trash too
(PICK UP THE CAN)
 
Another hilarious "ban video games" site. These ratings always crack me up
 
Hmm I dunno, maybe try avoiding your kid is getting to play an R rated game in the first place? Retarded parents.
 
Illegal Amigo said:
Video games don't make bad children, but bad parenting does.
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Obviously, they just need something or someone to blame!
 
Ewww.. I'm tired of these kooky "pro-family" groups.
 
The game which the kid is talking about..
there is no such game, is there? :sleep:

Some kind of imaginary mix of gta and postal 2 but in neither can you decapitate prostitutes.
 
Someone send them a email asking them what video game the kid is talking about it because your little brother is turning 12 and it seems like the kind of game he likes... with the cutting hookers heads off and stuff.

EDIT: It finnaly downloaded... lol I want that game, decapetation gas cans.... sounds badass. The only thing that proves is how video games improve problem solving skills... I mean if there was a cop with body armor trying to kill me I never would have though of pouring gasoline on him before I started playing video games...
 
Why would they say that VideoGames creates violence. I've seen more violence at sports events (excluding e-sports).

Actually that vid made me laugh. The idea is not to say anything that may offend your game or your parents :rolleyes:
 
Illegal Amigo said:
Video games don't make bad children, but bad parenting does.
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They'd rather blame the games though.
 
Some very odd ratings going on there - they give Psi-Ops a red circle for language, yet San Andreas only gets a 'caution'? Hmm.

Overall, yes, a very ridiculous site.
 
1. LIMIT game playing time. (Recommendation: no more than one hour per day.)
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At that rate, you wouldn't even be able to finish Super Mario Bros.

2. CHECK the age game ratings on the box. But become familiar with the game before you buy it. [(Some T(een) and E(veryone) rated games have a level of violence and sex that you may not be comfortable with.]
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Just because the parent isn't comfortable with it, doesn't mean the actual PLAYER isn't.

3. USE other content sources and reviews to help you choose a game. (Games are often previewed in detail on the web.)
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...previewed by the godless, soulless serial killers that your child will become from playing videogames.

4. CHECK KidScore for parent generated game reviews.
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Anything else would be a thought crime.

5. RENT a game to preview before buying.
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So you not only look like a nazi, but also a cheapass.

6. AVOID the "first person shooter", killing-machine games. M-rated games are not meant for children or teenagers.
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Oh, heaven forbid should someone play an FPS.

7. REQUIRE that homework and chores be done before game playing. Playing games should be a reward.
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Like the little food pellets lab rats are given after performing a task. But you only get to play for an hour, so why bother?

8. DO NOT PUT video game consoles or computers in children's bedrooms where they can shut the door and isolate themselves.
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Yeah, privacy is a BAD thing. :p

9. PLAY AND ENJOY the game with your child; check in as your child moves into deeper levels in the game. (With some games the level of violence goes up the deeper into the game the player gets.)
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Sure, Barbie Fashion Show does get a little wild. oh, and you can only play for an hour.

10. TALK about the content of the games. Ask your child what's going on in the game.
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...so I cut her head off with a MACHETE!

11. EXPLAIN to your children why you object to certain games.
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Because you're Amish.

12. ASK your local retailer or rental store to implement policies preventing the sale or rental of M-rated (mature) games to children or youth.
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Remember, shooting fictional people is just as bad as shooting real people.

13. LOOK for games that involve multiple players to encourage group play.
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...but not any of the really good ones like Halo or CS.

14. PICK non-lethal games that require the player to come up with strategies, and make decisions in a game environment that is more complex than punch, run, and kill.
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So Pac-Man is out of the question........TOO VIOLENT!

15. Finally, ENCOURAGE your child to play with friends away from the video game set.
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Yeah kids, go to your friend's house to play videogames. At least you can play for more than an hour.
 
btw: the game that kid is talking about is postal 2. of course it would be postal 2, since the only reason anyone would play it is because it's over the top
 
Any parent that allows their 12 year old kid to play postal 2 does not deserve children in the first place.

But it's the videogamez's faults!

This site actually has better-than-usual intentions, but banning these games from children younger than 17(!) is taking things too far.
 
BlackDahlia said:
At that rate, you wouldn't even be able to finish Super Mario Bros.
Just because the parent isn't comfortable with it, doesn't mean the actual PLAYER isn't.
...previewed by the godless, soulless serial killers that your child will become from playing videogames.
Anything else would be a thought crime.
So you not only look like a nazi, but also a cheapass.
Oh, heaven forbid should someone play an FPS.
Like the little food pellets lab rats are given after performing a task. But you only get to play for an hour, so why bother?
Yeah, privacy is a BAD thing. :p
Sure, Barbie Fashion Show does get a little wild. oh, and you can only play for an hour.
...so I cut her head off with a MACHETE!
Because you're Amish.
Remember, shooting fictional people is just as bad as shooting real people.
...but not any of the really good ones like Halo or CS.
So Pac-Man is out of the question........TOO VIOLENT!
Yeah kids, go to your friend's house to play videogames. At least you can play for more than an hour.
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Funniest post ever, I laughed the whole time.
 
That kid is a Fu*king asshead.
Yeah sure, shy kids away from the entire world so that they become ignorant recluses.

How is anybody supposed to learn anything, when all ya hear is "Dont watch the news, its to violent"
"Ban video games, they make children kill people"
"Dont look out the window, you might see the real world."
 
that website just really pisses me off to the point where it is humorous. as stated before, that video looks like it was set up. blame stupid parents who can't monitor games their kids plays. anyone who would buy gta for a young child should be shot anyway.

and if a kid feels the need to kill other people from playing video games, he already has a huge pyschological problem that didnt come from video games. a normal, healthy person can distinguish reality from fantasy.
 
DESSTROYER said:
what? i played wolfenstien when i was like 5, and doom 1 and 2 when i was like 6-8
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I don't consider a bunch of pixelated blood sprites violent.
 
Missingno. said:
keep in mind... the boy is only FIVE years old
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Yep,. not yet old enough to realize that hes a tool.
 
Yeah, that kid was definately acting. The only game i could think he was talking about was postal 2, which he shouldn't have his hands on since he's 9. Actually i've been playing mature games since forever including soldier of fotune and stuff and i don't have any problems, i get good grades and i don't want to kill anyone. Also you could tell that kid was acting because he said prostitute. How would he know what one was. I mean at t9 years old, i guess you could tell what one was, but the concept of sex and everything is really hazy, and they ARE REALLY HARD TO KILL. whatever. These people sicken me. It's the parents fault. People attack video games, but then you see 7 year old walking into R rated movies. I think it's kinda funny
 
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