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We eat things other than lichen.

Oh and we can eat lichen.
 
Yeah. We can use our opposable thumbs to leave the island and find another island. THRICE AS BIG with EIGHTEEN TIMES the lichen.
 
GOOD THING WE KNOW HOW TO RE-PLANT CROPS UNLIKE THOSE STUPID ****ING DEER LOL
 
yeah but the sad part is, today thousands of people will die of starvation while the rest of us stuff our amazingly fat bodies. Still pisses me off that this happens
 
**** I thought there was a punchline but it was just hippie shit. ugh
 
yeah but the sad part is, today thousands of people will die of starvation while the rest of us stuff our amazingly fat bodies. Still pisses me off that this happens

And still fails to motivate you to do anything about it. How about you go buy some documentary dvds on starving kids in third world countries? I bet you could get like 8 of them on sale for 30 bucks!
 
Dammit, Krynn beat me to the punchline.
 
And still fails to motivate you to do anything about it. How about you go buy some documentary dvds on starving kids in third world countries? I bet you could get like 8 of them on sale for 30 bucks!

do you know of any sites that sell strictly starving people dvds? I want to buy direct and I need at least 10 movies, not 8 bro
 
Bad news hippies. Reindeer don't have guns, and I'm betting, neither do you. Hooray population control.
 
our food production is heavily dependant on cheap oil, we will hit peak oil very soon, then we are ****ed.
 
They needed Rudolph to guide them through the seas.
 
And still fails to motivate you to do anything about it. How about you go buy some documentary dvds on starving kids in third world countries? I bet you could get like 8 of them on sale for 30 bucks!

he should send the starving kids in third world countries dvds of starving kids in third world countries
 
The difference between us and the reindeer is that we have a little something called Wal-Mart. We'll be fine.
 
Stupid reindeer didn't even gauge the amount of destruction their ballooning population wrought upon their environment.
 
Population culling would solve like every problem in the world.

except my inability to love
 
Ahaahaha...Thats hilarious.

The difference between us and the reindeer is that we have a little something called guns. We'll be fine.

Fixed.

Guns would have made sure that overpopulation would have dropped to normal levels.
 
Oh shit, Morgs has been there himself. He's seen the bodies.
 
This seems a viable solution.


I love these guys.

It would be comical how uninformed the people they talk to at Greenpeace are if it weren't for the fact that they are starving the third world.
 
It would be comical how uninformed the people they talk to at Greenpeace are if it weren't for the fact that they are starving the third world.

I'm not sure if it's funny or scary how that guy from Greenpeace was lying with a straight face about the testing of "modified" foods. It almost reminded me of creationist videos. It's hilarious how most people still seem to be clueless to the fact that ALL the food we grow has already been modified by us in the thousands of years since agriculture started.

Also next on the list of these idiots will undoubtedly be cloned meat. OMG cloned meat! Run for your ****ing lives !!11
 
People like them will never realise or come to accept that If you just let nature guide us and have us all be only organic then we get no where.
I geuss what I am saying is that they are that humanistic in their thoughts, like those people in the tea parties who say just follow jesus and we won't need health care
 
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