hai2u actually happened to me

[RakuraiTenjin]

On Halloween night. I think I reached the pinnacle of being an asshole though because my first reaction was pushing her and this phrase just came out of my mouth "STUPID BITCH YOU ****ING THREW UP ON MY DICK"

Seriously thats probably the worst thing to ever happen to me. What are you ZANY EMBARASSING STORIES when getting intimate?

 

[Glirk Dient]

That makes no damn sense.

You fail

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

That makes no damn sense.

You fail

hai2u is a shock site with a picture go look it up if you want to know what happened (hai2u dot com, I wont link or I'll get banned)

Luckily mine wasnt as bad as the guy got it, but same scenerio

 

[CptStern]

:O

you're such a charmer



well I ran out of an old girlfriend's parents house without shoes in the middle of winter wearing just a t-shirt and jeans ..the taxi driver who drove me home kept looking at me suspiciously in the rear view mirror


that's a tame story ..others are not so tame but much more embarrassing (thankfully more for other people than for myself :E ) ..but I'm not going to mention them here for fears of frightening some of our younger members :naughty:

 

[CyberPitz]

Ahh Hai2u. ..I love scat.

I still vote ******* has it beat.

 

[JNightshade]

Hahaha, that's hilarious.

 

[Boogymanx]

I rofled, linked it to my friends, and rofled again

 

[Beerdude26]

Why does it seem that all the American sex lives are so goddamn messed up? Less emphasis on the beer and drugs, more on the sechs tbh

 

[hool10]

Ok that made me cringe and go into the fetal position. :x :x :x

 

[CyberPitz]

Why does it seem that all the American sex lives are so goddamn messed up? Less emphasis on the beer and drugs, more on the sechs tbh

blame the japanese D:

 

[Raziaar]

"Lets get intimate bitch... give me a blowjob. But you better not throw up on my ****!"

Intimacy huh? heh.

 

[StardogChampion]

Puking turns meh ohn.

 

[hungryduck]

ewwwww .... yuck yuck

 

[rambler]

happens on pills more than you'de think.

 

[Geogaddi]

happens on pills more than you'de think.

I sense person experience here.

 

[Parlez]

Ok that made me cringe and go into the fetal position. :x :x :x

You are not the only one

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Well mine wasn't nearly as bad as that picture but it was enough to piss me off and blurt that out verbatim because I was drunk.

 

[Raziaar]

Don't worry... i'm sure she still respects you for the jackass you are.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Don't worry... i'm sure she still respects you for the jackass you are.

I dont care if she does or not she has a boyfriend so its ****ed up on her part.

 

[Raziaar]

I dont care if she does or not she has a boyfriend so its ****ed up on her part.

It generally takes two to make one of those people unfaithful. I'll take a stab in the dark here, and guess that you're that other person.

 

[CyberPitz]

Wait, what's wrong with a girl throwing up on your cock? It feels rather nice.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Oh Dear God Its Stuck In My Mind Forever... Just Like Lemon Party..

 

[Geogaddi]

Oh Dear God Its Stuck In My Mind Forever... Just Like Lemon Party..

CAPS filter ftw

/me is temprted to post that lemonpartay firefighter picture




Rakurii, that's what you get for having a massive cock.

 

[CyberPitz]

CAPS filter ftw

/me is temprted to post that lemonpartay firefighter picture




Rakurii, that's what you get for having a massive cock.

or a woman with too much to drink + lack of gag reflex.

 

[Slacker]

I sense person experience here.

Don't you ****ing dare get him started.

 

[rambler]

i can't beleive you shouted at someone who was giving you a blowjob. not very gentlemanly.

 

[Geogaddi]

i can't beleive you shouted at someone who was giving you a blowjob. not very gentlemanly.

Because rambler really knows how to treat his women.

 

[Danimal]

...His abundent community of beautiful women.

 

[Beerdude26]

...His abundant community of beautiful digital women.

Fixed.

 

[Jintor]

Fixed.

Just assumed I added "Who throw up on his ***k", ok?

 

[ríomhaire]

It's times like this I bless my ability to turn off my imagination, it's something most people don't seem to be able to get the hang of.

 

[CyberPitz]

It's times like this I bless my ability to turn off my imagination, it's something most people don't seem to be able to get the hang of.

This sort of imagination turns me on though!...
...
D:

 

[ríomhaire]

This sort of imagination turns me on though!...
...
D:

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