Half-Life 2 Holiday Carols!

[Shamic]

To the tune of “The Little Drummer Boy”:

Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A new FPS king to see
Pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest PCs we bring
Pa rum pum pum pum
Cable modem for low ping
Pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum

So to honor Freeman
Pa rum pum pum pum
When we come

Little Valve
Pa rum pum pum pum
I was a fan-boy too
Pa rum pum pum pum
Now only $50 for my dream
Pa rum pum pum pum
I’ll buy HL2 through Steam
Pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum

Shall I play now
Pa rum pum pum pum
Oh, the fun

Alyx nodded
Pa rum pum pum pum
Dog and Barney agreed
Pa rum pum pum pum
But something was amiss
Pa rum pum pum pum
The game sounded like this:
Pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum

Then Gabe smiled at me
Pa rum pum pum pum
No refund

- Note: I never actually suffered from the stutter bug myself, so I guess it’s easier for me to joke about it

To the tune of “Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow”

Oh, the zombies outside are frightful
But Lamarr is so delightful
And if he “couples” with my ‘fro
I’ll let ‘em go! Let ‘em go! Let ‘em go!

He doesn’t show signs of stopping
And I’m coated with headcrab topping
Dr. Kleiner turns the lights down low
Let me go! Let me go! Let me go!

I tell myself this can’t be right
How I’ll hate eating brains as a norm!
But Lamarr is holding me so tight
My limbs no longer feel warm

I am slowly dying
These digestive juices are “zombifying”
The mad scientist’s enjoying the show
<in zombie voice> Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

Please feel free to leave comments or, if you're as funny and creative as I am, post your own!

 

[Hectic Glenn]

lol good ending stanza, nicely incorporated!

This type of thing was done before, but died of death cos of the appauling carols some people made up...cmon guys, anything good this time?

p.s. i suck at making these things up...count me out :E

 

[frances_farmer]

the first one was actually quite witty. good job