Half Life 2 Merchandise.

[bigpapa400lb]

I was wondering who would like to buy some merchandise if Valve were to sell them.

• Gordon's Crowbar
• Gordon's HEV suit
• Gordon's Fuel Rod Crossbow
• (Super) Gravity Gun

 

[sfc_hoot]

God, I'd kill to have a resistance-built compound crossbow that fires heated rebar. What an awesome weapon!

 

[scarecrow1]

i want a gordon freeman action figure or something like the SPAWN movie maniacs figures--cool detail and awesome stances. They culd do a whole collection of figures, from the commando soldiers from hl1 to the combine soldiers, key characters in both games, vehicles and of course gordon freeman-in the detail given to him in hl2-prefereably with an additional crowbar, shotgun and mp5/7, oh yes the aliens too: vortigaunts, grunts, antlions.

im telling you guys franchise!!! why dont valve do this? any reason?

 

[Seppo]

Definately HEV suit! I would wear it in school. Then some cool tough guys would probably come and start laughing at me, and start pushing me and would trie to beat me up. Haha! What fools they are, I have the HEV suit!

I've already told some guys in our school that they wouldn't last five minutes in Black Mesa. Losers

 

[scarecrow1]

well what do you think?.....

 

[bigpapa400lb]

Won't be until the expansion pack comes out. If ever.....

 

[MiccyNarc]

Plush headcrab!

 

[phool@modeling]

Plush headcrab!

Word.

Tho a crowbar would be coolest..
Unless of course you can buy a workin zero point field manipulator. :|

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Metrocop action figure, complete with LED-lit stunstick, removable gas mask, and voice action! Press the button on his back, and he says one of thirty phrases, including 'Pick up that can', and 'I said; Pick. Up. The can.'
Includes fully articulated limbs - throw him down the stairs, and watch him actually ragdoll!

Wow, I want one of those!

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Duncan]

A set of 4 poseable resistance fighters, all wearing bits of combine equipment & carrying assorted weapons...

Oh hang on...
I can't get them out of the box, they're jammed together!

 

[justmatt]

why dont valve do this? any reason?

That's funny...I read your post and was thinking the exact opposite:

"Why does Valve HAVE to do this?"

Maybe they want to make computer games, not toys.

 

[justmatt]

You could probably go get a crowbar at the hardware store and make it look like Gordon's

It's...just a crowbar.

 

[firemachine69]

Before I buy any HL2 gear, I'm buying myself a tee that's written "SWAT" on it.

"SECURITY" if the local law enforcement disagrees. :E

(Already carry the cuffs, gonna get the license for them soon, gonna dig up what I need to do so I can get to carry mace a.k.a. "pepperspray")

 

[Hazar]

Gravity gun definetly!

 

[Darkside55]

If I had the money, I would seriously buy a HEV suit, if it was done like the Halo armor the Nightmare Armor guys make. That would be so badass. A friend of mine is planning on buying the MC armor and wearing it to school one day; it'd be badass if they had a HEV suit so that we could go as the two most popular FPS characters.

Gah, I really want one, the more I think about it...

And about action figures, this is relevant:

Really long post I wrote about HL figures

Whole thread

 

[happymushroom]

Plush headcrab!

blatenlty

but id have to be: the HEV suit or the grav gun (super) cant i have both???? :bounce:

lol

 

[rpgprog]

the grav gun doesn't even have to work to be awesome. Just pick up stuff and throw it while holding the gun. Badass.

But actually you could get a thing with a horizontal net and have another piece move fast to throw the object at something. Not exactly 0 point, more like 2 or 3 but still badass none the less

 

[Harmless]

Gregori figure would kick ass, i'd mount it on my car. (Because a ford escort is just THAT cool).
Either that or the crowbar. Keep that with me at all times. Especially at work.
"Excuse me, I screwed up and would like you to pay for it."
*wham wham wham wham wham wham wham*





*wham*

 

[SimonomiS]

I agree with the plush headcrab, thatd be so sweet, like the 3D2Toy ones, but more official. That or a crowbar. Really cant see me going out and buying a crowbar without some shifty looks or questions. "Whats that for?" "Erm..." *runs*

How much are crowbars anyway?

 

[MarcoPollo]

like 15 - 20.....not that i bought one and painted it brick red and scrapped of some of the paint to make it look like gordons or anything

 

[Dr. Freeman]

if Valve were to sell HL2 merchandise, a plush headcrab toy would be an absolute must
wouldn't mind a G-man saying a line or two when u squeeze/button
or a scientist saying "why do we have to wear these ridiculous ties!"

these things would be a must for me

 

[Quek]

Hm. I'd like to have the G-Man's briefcase And a crowbar to open it.

 

[rpgprog]

well hl2 merchandise is pretty pointless. i mean ya a plush headcrab would be pretty cool, but to have VALVe make them is just a waste of their time.

 

[MarcoPollo]

who cares about valve i hate valve so much they make good games and alll but they have a crappy way of doing stuff and they are evil lol

 

[Shippi]

I want a g-man.. but all cuddly like, with a suction cup thing on his back , so you can stick him on windows or something.. complete with briefcase

oooh... or some kind of weird puppet thing, of any of the human characters, where you can change the facial expressions

 

[Jintor]

MarcoPollo makes a convincing arguement.

 

[BlackDahlia]

I want a g-man.. but all cuddly like, with a suction cup thing on his back , so you can stick him on windows or something.. complete with briefcase

Man, that would kick the ASS of any window stuffed animal. :E

 

[15357]

I want a g-man.. but all cuddly like, with a suction cup thing on his back , so you can stick him on windows or something.. complete with briefcase

oooh... or some kind of weird puppet thing, of any of the human characters, where you can change the facial expressions

how can you make the G-man cuddley?????

he looks so old and evil and well,

gay

 

[Calanen]

Before I buy any HL2 gear, I'm buying myself a tee that's written "SWAT" on it.

"SECURITY" if the local law enforcement disagrees. :E

(Already carry the cuffs, gonna get the license for them soon, gonna dig up what I need to do so I can get to carry mace a.k.a. "pepperspray")

Dude, wtf, are you on drugs? Carrying around mace and handcuffs?

 

[Calanen]

Half life spray jackets with the Lambda Symbol on them would work. Maybe they sell em already, in that fetching HEV suit orange.

Lamarr Headcrab Headwear...u know a hat that looks like a headcrab?

Alyx tanktop for the girls.......

Dr Kleiner wig and bald patch setup...

Crowbar sales could be a hit - the crowbar would have to have imprinted on it - Property of United States Government Black Mesa Complex. Owning a crowbar is not illegal in most places, neither is carrying it around (could be construed as a housebreaking implement in New South Wales) - mighty nerdy thing to do though.