Half-Life 2 MODS PREVIEW

[Cerberus]

http://www.caltrops.com/article0015.php

I'm pretty sure they used the listed mods page on hl2central to do this article. Do not read if you have no sense of humor.

 

[Majestic XII]

Haha, that was great! Someone to share my evil thoughts about other mods

 

[IchI]

Hehehe, they didn't take the piss out of Corporate Anarchy, We rock so much

 

[Shinobi]

they didnt piss on the mod I'm involved in either and were listed on HL2central

 

[Cerberus]

Hmm, well shinobi just shot down my theory. I kinda wish they made fun of my mod.

 

[SidewinderX]

thgat is awsome.... i guess they didn't include CW:MP.... they couldn't make fun of it

 

[ComradeBadger]

Heh, or Operation Everlasting Shadow :E

 

[Nostradamus]

that wasn't really fun tho... it's alrite i guess..but not hilarious imo.... no pun intended

 

[The Dark Elf]

We should hire those guys here so they can write up reviews of all the current mods in their own style. If its half as funny as the comments on that page it'll be very popular.. just not with the mod teams in question, but who cares

 

[Cerberus]

for

for similar jokes about mods in general, I suggest this somethingawful article. http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1491

What I'm most impressed with, and simultaneously baffled by, is the phenomenon of people starting mods and then canning them in a disappointingly timid blaze of failure. It's an understandable situation, as game making is no easy task and you can easily get in over your head. But it is an entertaining thing to watch, because so many rise to the challenge only to come up short like a midget in quicksand

Bwahahha. Heh, midget in quicksand.

 

[The Dark Elf]

this comment cracked me up about this mod's discription

HACKER ZONE
This unique MOD is about a team of hackers who exploit security vulnerabilities in bank's security systems to thieve money. A SWAT team alerted to the rapidly decreasing funds of local banks, was able to trace the hackers as they attempted to commit yet another robbery. You play as a hacker or a member of the SWAT team. There is no escape, only one team can survive as you fight to the death.

Jsoh Cable: "There is no escape, only one team can survive as you fight to the death." So no hacking. SWAT just uses their superior tactics to slaughter every last hacker. So basically, the hackers all die every round. Unless the entire swat team runs into the hacker base facing backwards. Then goes afk or something

 

[Naft]

the one about clones taking over the world under control a faction of evil that was completely destroyed forever, but then came back......10,000 clones took over the eniter world. OMFG i wish i could have one of those clones.

They have cloned an army of 10,000 men—clones—to try and take over the free world as we know it.

WTF?

that was hella funny, as i kept reading they kept getting funnier(because the hysteria built up over time) and by the last few i was having trouble breathing(partially due to how i laugh when by myself, but more so than usual).

reminds me kinda of this one flash movie called the end of the world or something....the laughter builds up inside from mildly humorus to laugh out loud worthy.

 

[Andy]

the best was towards the end when you read the descriptions and you could see what they were going to take the piss out of

"evil has aroused itself"

 

[ComradeBadger]

Nice that they left out the good mods, oh, and OES

 

[Brian Damage]

Mean, but quite accurate and funny.

 

[synth]

haha, some of that is funny.

 

[sharp]

lmao, great article

 

[Majestic XII]

The thing about Entropy is true though... they want everything in the mod. They cant have everything in the mod... cant they understand that?

(okay, start the flaming)

 

[Argyll]

Heh. Kind of glad they don't know what the hell Op: CO-IN is about Won't get those [insert adjective here] guys playing

 

[ukfilmer]

well hellblaze didnt get whacked at least but my possible other mod team did, leave no man behind, they barely took the piss out of it though so i dont care... much...