HalfLife2 sub title

[Ahnteis]

Halflife:
2

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Half-Life2: I know what you did last september30

Half-Life2: Thundercrabs

Half-Life2: Dr......err.......Kliener

Half-Life2: Attack of the combine

Half-Life2: Somethings gotta get him

Half-Life2: Return of the Gabe

 

[Subz]

so far none of the titles mentioned have 0 physics relevances.

no good

 

[Evil Beaver]

Half Life 2: How Gordon Got His Groove Back

And just to please you, thread maker:
Half Life 2: Physics.

 

[<RJMC>]

Half life 2:the continuacion of Half life

 

[Mattigus]

Half-Life 2: The Sith Lords
Half-Life 2: The Tides of Darkness
Half-Life 2: Sins of the Fathers
Half-Life 2: The Awakening
Half-Life 2: A Spy in H.A.R.M.s Way
Half-Life 2: The Fall of Max Payne

For anybody who thinks I'm unoriginal with these subtitles, you're wrong. I came up with all of them. Especially this one.

The Passion of the Half-Life 2: The Christ Strikes Back!

 

[Sideswiped]

Half-life 2: distraction from teh pr0n

 

[hinson]

Half Life : 2

Half Life 2: Doomed

 

[Darkside55]

Half-Life 2: Where Does Race-X Fit Into All of This?!

 

[Habibapotamus]

Half-Life 2: Finally, only took 5+ years

 

[-JeZ-]

How about:

Half Life 2 : Causality Reality (only serious suggestion)
Half Life 2 : Doomsday Threat (Ok, so I came up with two serious ones )
Half Life 2 : Thy Time Consumed (heh)
Half Life 2 : Freeman's Free Men V's the Combine B*stards
Half Life 2 : The Search for Bauer (24 anyone? )

 

[estling]

Half-Life 2: 10 years after Half-Life (oh sorry, add +1 cause the delay took one year.)

Half-Life 2: Passion of the Crowbar

 

[Jackal hit]

Half-Life2: Gordon's Passionate Metal Rod
Half-Life2: Oh My Rod
Half-Life2: Thy Meat-Stick Consumed
Half-Life2: Alyx Gone Wild
Half-Life2: Alyx Gone Wild and Totally Uncensored City-17 Vacation
Half-Life2: Alyx Does DOG
Half-Life2: Alyx Vance Superstar: Gordon and the Technicolor Crowbar
Half-Life2: HEV on HEV Action
Half-Life2: G-Man Finds the G-Spot, a Love Story
Half-Life2: Whoredon Freeman: From City-17 to New Orleans, a Love Story
Half-Life2: Naive Scientist Gordon Learns About Alyx's Spot


edit: oh dear i hope i don't get banned or something

 

[estling]

Half-Life2: Naive Scientist Gordon Learns About Alyx's Spot


edit: oh dear i hope i don't get banned or something

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG

 

[Brian Damage]

Half Life 2: Reaction.

 

[Jackal hit]

Half Life 2: Reaction.

Half-Life2: Allergic Reaction to Latex, a Whoredon Freeman Story

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

Half-Life2: Allergic Reaction to Latex, a Whoredon Freeman Story

lmao

1234567890

 

[Jackal hit]

i'd better go to bed... i have a feeling too much more and i'll get a warning from a mod, because i'll be too tired to censor myself.


:afro:

Half-Life2: DimGray

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

Half Life 2: giving Headcrab
Half Life 2: G spot Man
Half Life 2: Big Black Mesas
Half Life 2: Cumbined action


u started it, now I can't stop Jackal

 

[Jackal hit]

Half Life 2: giving Headcrab
Half Life 2: G spot Man
Half Life 2: Big Black Mesas
Half Life 2: Cumbined action


u started it, now I can't stop Jackal

lmao YES! I'VE ... done something... but right on, i like these sexual subtitles c'mon people more subtitles!!!

Half-Life2: Double-Ended Manipulator
Half-Life2: Help Gordon Put the "Man" in "Manipulator"
Half-Life2: Alien Xen Encounters: Voltiwhores and Grunts: a Love Story
Half-Life2: Race-XXX

 

[Darkside55]

Half-Life 2: Sex in the C17Y

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

Half Life 2: Alyx does City17
Half Life 2: Dr. Kleiner's bad habits
Half Life 2: Wet, wild and horny Antlions
Half Life 2: Long hard Citadels

 

[-JeZ-]

Half Life 2 : Rampage of the sex starved fanboys??

 

[Jackal hit]

awesome, guys... when i wake up... in the afternoon, i expect to see pages of this smut! wooo! peace out.

 

[Jackal hit]

Half Life 2 : Rampage of the sex starved fanboys??

lol noooo, i've allllways had an uber sicko mind.

 

[Jackal hit]

lol noooo, i've allllways had an uber sicko mind.

why do i have two posts in a row there...

on topic...

Half-Life2: hl2.net forums turn into penthouse forums... gasp... noooo :naughty:

Half-Life2: The Quickening

...why does that keep sticking in my head ... ah well, snoozy snoozy time...

 

[Hapless]

Aww, c'mon guys

You're missing the obvious one:

Half-Life 2: Gordon Freeman Will Make You His Bitch.

See if anybody gets that one......

 

[OCybrManO]

Dr. Kleiner or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the G-Man
Half-Life 2: IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!
Pulp Physics: A Gabe Newell Game
The Combine Must Be Crazy

OK, enough of the movie references...

Half-Life 2: Now with 20% more headcrab!
Half-Life 2: Why aren't you playing yet? Stop staring at the box! GO!
Half-Life 2: Just GIVE us the money next time and let us skip the boring development process.
Half-Life 2: Two times the period in which the number of radioactive molecules decays to half of the starting amount.
Half-Life 2: GORDON'S BACK (and "IS COVERED WITH MOLES" in tiny print)

For the people with dirty minds:

Half-Life 2: We made sure that we didn't prematurely release!

... and the most painfully obvious title:

Whole-Life (or just "Life")

 

[AcousticToad]

Half Life 2: Wird es auf meinem combine saugen?

 

[Victor2]

HL2: The Tower

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Half-Life2: This is a tracked pirate copy, you are now f*cked

Half-Life2: Play me! Play me! Play me!

Half-Life2: the Gman is over your left shoulder, knock him for 10% discount

 

[Jackal hit]

Half-Life2: G-Man, the Walking Orgasm