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Halloween 2009!
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Tollbooth Willie
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What a night of f*ckery. I'm probably skimping on some details but here's all of what transpired that I can bother to type out.
What a night indeed. Met up with best friend and his girlfriend at a restaurant and ate and stuff. Figured out they were going to a bar after. This was bad though, as I'm only 17 and they're both well at and above the age limit both being 22 and 23. Happened to be a bar my cousin worked at so she managed to get me in with no hassle. A band played-holy ****ing SHIT-Rock of Ages by Def Leppard and it was awesome. They played a bunch of other songs too but who gives a shit ROCK OF AGES, ROCK OF AGES, STILL ROLLIN', KEEP ROLLIN'. Hooked up with a girl there after being prodded to stop being a shy little queer. Made her laugh and smile a lot. We introduced ourselves and had a dance. I'm a horrible dancer and probably looked like a f*cking queer trying to dance, but it really didn't matter because wow she was great. Beautiful brunette, short, curvy, sweet, great sense of humor(apparently jokes about clowns and cannibals make her laugh and that is a major turn on for me) with brown eyes I have no idea to be honest it was so smokey in there. I'm still gagging from the smell. I learn she's a freshman in the local university not far from my home near my home. She never bothered to ask about me which was probably for the best. Did I mention my best friend is a very jealous person? His girlfriend is over in the middle of the place talking to three guys they both know. They looked like ****ing f*ggots to me. Apparently not f*ggots though because they started hitting on her. This didn't sit well with me and REALLY didn't sit well with him. Now let me say this: he's a grizzly bear. A Titan. A looming tower of a man. He could crush your skull in the palm of his hand. He walked over there and started telling the guys to lay off. They made the mistake of mouthing off to him. I could have stayed with the girl and kept being a sexy beast but oh you know me always the middle man trying to fix everything. I attempt to calm him down and get him to let go of it, but really it was like talking to a fat lard ass walrus to move. One thing leads to the next and they start getting all nutshit up in each other's faces. Hoooooooo SHIT I'm a little guy especially compared to these guys but even I jumped in to stop my buddy and Mr. Queerdick F*ckhammer. Of course it gets broken up by this meathead musclebound Gears of War Unreal Tournament space marine reject. "Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave blah blah blah I'm a big gay f*ggot bouncer."
Look mother ****er chill OUT. We're here barely an hour and you wanna be a dickass and ask us to leave over some shit three little college frat boy queers started? A but of course ok you got a bunch of officers on your side. The three of us complied and left the place and headed home. About halfway home and it dawns on me-I didn't get the girl's number or anything. The only reference I have of this girl is the name Kaci. *sigh* F*ck the world and everything in it.
tl;dr I hook up with a college girl and get cock blocked by my own upstanding nature. Halloween can suck a cock.
What a night indeed. Met up with best friend and his girlfriend at a restaurant and ate and stuff. Figured out they were going to a bar after. This was bad though, as I'm only 17 and they're both well at and above the age limit both being 22 and 23. Happened to be a bar my cousin worked at so she managed to get me in with no hassle. A band played-holy ****ing SHIT-Rock of Ages by Def Leppard and it was awesome. They played a bunch of other songs too but who gives a shit ROCK OF AGES, ROCK OF AGES, STILL ROLLIN', KEEP ROLLIN'. Hooked up with a girl there after being prodded to stop being a shy little queer. Made her laugh and smile a lot. We introduced ourselves and had a dance. I'm a horrible dancer and probably looked like a f*cking queer trying to dance, but it really didn't matter because wow she was great. Beautiful brunette, short, curvy, sweet, great sense of humor(apparently jokes about clowns and cannibals make her laugh and that is a major turn on for me) with brown eyes I have no idea to be honest it was so smokey in there. I'm still gagging from the smell. I learn she's a freshman in the local university not far from my home near my home. She never bothered to ask about me which was probably for the best. Did I mention my best friend is a very jealous person? His girlfriend is over in the middle of the place talking to three guys they both know. They looked like ****ing f*ggots to me. Apparently not f*ggots though because they started hitting on her. This didn't sit well with me and REALLY didn't sit well with him. Now let me say this: he's a grizzly bear. A Titan. A looming tower of a man. He could crush your skull in the palm of his hand. He walked over there and started telling the guys to lay off. They made the mistake of mouthing off to him. I could have stayed with the girl and kept being a sexy beast but oh you know me always the middle man trying to fix everything. I attempt to calm him down and get him to let go of it, but really it was like talking to a fat lard ass walrus to move. One thing leads to the next and they start getting all nutshit up in each other's faces. Hoooooooo SHIT I'm a little guy especially compared to these guys but even I jumped in to stop my buddy and Mr. Queerdick F*ckhammer. Of course it gets broken up by this meathead musclebound Gears of War Unreal Tournament space marine reject. "Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave blah blah blah I'm a big gay f*ggot bouncer."
Look mother ****er chill OUT. We're here barely an hour and you wanna be a dickass and ask us to leave over some shit three little college frat boy queers started? A but of course ok you got a bunch of officers on your side. The three of us complied and left the place and headed home. About halfway home and it dawns on me-I didn't get the girl's number or anything. The only reference I have of this girl is the name Kaci. *sigh* F*ck the world and everything in it.
tl;dr I hook up with a college girl and get cock blocked by my own upstanding nature. Halloween can suck a cock.
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Poor wolly.
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I went to sleep early after working all day. Slept through Halloween, and woke up exactly at midnight, which I found to be significant in some way.
Tollbooth Willie
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Means you're the spawn of Satan.
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Definitely
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I went to a birthday party. It was enjoyable. There was a man playing a harp.
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kids on campus? The actual students or people from surrounding neighborhoods and shit?
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I'm going to a party tomorrow.
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I hate when shit like that happens. whats worse than that was me trying to get into the pants of a virgin (for weeks!) and then because I found out her age I let her go because I got scared and 10 minutes later my best friend is banging the hell out of her. he said she just laid there like a rock which was reassuring but sometimes you have to be selfish man and just go for it. keep in mind i was barely legal at the time and shit like that is commonplace around the globe. but yeah man, next time you meet a girl you like and your friends are around don't become your own cock block. tell them your busy and you need to get some
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Willeh is good person D:
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In the club last night there were 4 people dressed as Left 4 Dead characters, they had the medpacks and everything, it was pretty awesome, wish I'd got a picture with them.
I'm the guy on the right, I was meant to be Herbert West (Reanimator).
You have issues
I'm the guy on the right, I was meant to be Herbert West (Reanimator).
You have issues
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You know you're upper class when...
I didn't get up to anything. Didn't even play Dead Space like I'd planned. And poor Tollbooth
. I feel for you man, you should go hunt her down ASAP!
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Ended up going to a party with some friends of my fiance but since it was last second I just grabbed my werewolf mask from like 3 years ago and put on a hoodie and called it a costume.
It was fun, smoked some pot and danced a bit... didn't drink anything because it was shitty piss tasting Amstel.
Came home around 3 in the morning and passed out on the bed.
It was fun, smoked some pot and danced a bit... didn't drink anything because it was shitty piss tasting Amstel.
Came home around 3 in the morning and passed out on the bed.
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Too much tea for you, nancy boy?
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