Handcuffs and Urination

CyberPitz · Sep 15, 2005

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3200

That's a pretty funny story if you feel like a laugh. Then again, it's from somethingawful, so it's gotta be great.

The Mullinator · Sep 15, 2005

Holy hell thats a weird story.

I like the ending though. "I don’t know where she is, but I hope it’s a dark alley and I hope she’s sucking dick for crack."

xLostx · Sep 15, 2005

BabyHeadCrab · Sep 15, 2005

christ poor conner :| lol

Reaktor4 · Sep 16, 2005

couldnt be arsed reading past about the 5th page but it sounds fake.

Pressure · Sep 16, 2005

xLostx said:
this is even funnier - http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3207

lol @ -22

I love SA porn game reviews.

Beerdude26 · Sep 17, 2005

Lol, the story is about 8 pages long, but it's worth the read.

Good story =D

CyberPitz · Sep 17, 2005

Pressure said:
I love SA porn game reviews.

They are all great. I even bought one fo the shitty Tomb Raider wannabe ones, and played it at work. Boy, that wast he best day of work evar.