Happy birthday America

**** YEAH, AMERICA RULES, SUCK IT LIMEYS!

****IN' AMERICAN PRIDE BITCH, ****IN' YES.
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREEEE, I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE I CAN GROW THE WALNUT TREES, AND I STAND UP AND AH... somethin' somethin' still today, cause I love this land, GOD BLESS THE USA!!!
 
All it means is I have to get up early tomorrow to go to church to do a flag-raising ceremony.

Right now however I'm researching Louisiana so I don't even feel like going to bed yet. This is gonna suck :/
 
This is in bad taste. Buuut:

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And Pizza, and French Fries, and Hamburgers, and Crepes, and Bachlava, and.....
 
Damn.

I could be speaking with a charming English accent but nooooo...
 
You would also be dead because British people don't believe in medicine and Hospitals.
 
Oh wait, none of us would be here if it wasn't for old 'Mericuh! Perhaps those in question should just consider today Gordon Freeman day.
 
Really, the only thing more annoying than someone who is overly American pride is someone who is super Anti-American, especially when it's some Angsty American Teen on myspace.

"I hate dis country it is the worst and I cannot even stand living in inside of it and I hate in it"
 
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Oh wait... that's my new years image, not Happy Birthday America image. I don't have one! ;(

It can make sense though! The baby is America in its infancy, and the old man is the old world counting the days until America is destroyed!
 
Happy 'refusing to pay the bill for the seven years war' day.
 
This just goes to show:

America is the greatest best country that God ever gave man on the face of the Earth!
 
Hurrah!

The founding of America is a brilliant thing. Paine and jefferson were so ahead of their time. Whilst there are more than enough elements of America that are grotesque and revolting; when looking at a 5cent peice someone tried to pay me with the other day - and seeing liberty written on it, I though: "**** yeah". What fantastic founding principles.
 
/me shivers...


America should still be ours, damn it! :frown:
 
Combine_Advisor said:
What you are trying to say with this pic is that america is dying??
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No, he's trying to say that The Boy's Bed is symbolic of the Titanic. We all know the Titanic was America's greatest marvel, but people died on it. So the boy is simply jumping in the air for the birth of the Titanic, while Father Skeleton (AKA the British) is simply counting his beads in his bead collection because he's so mad America is free.

Yes.
 
Americans should remeber great vision of the Founding Fathers instead of spreading stupid things like "One nation under God"...
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Core American values like slave owning! lolwut? Although, I won't argue that the founding fathers did have some great ideas, even if their personal lives directly contradicted much of what they preached.
 
Happy Birthday, America!

Also, Happy Birthday, Me! Yay!
 
Yeah, the so called "founding fathers" were awesome for their day but if they had lived today they would've been hated by everyone, because they would've been assholes in our eyes.
 
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