Happy Easter! Jesus and eggs, rabbits in their shit

[Tollbooth Willie]

Let us celebrate the day Jay Z rises from the grave!

 

[phantomdesign]

Some rabbit just shat a bunchuv eggs with candy inside them on my lawn. That guy who gave me candy from the black van last week was really nice (though I'm having a little bit of memory loss), so I think these eggs must be safe.

 

[Xendance]

Once again, Easter is on a different day to last year, so what day was it Jesus actually rised from the dead?

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Happy Jesus is Dead Day!

 

[Avoidist]

Happy Jesus is Dead Day!

"Hell, it's about time!"

 

[<RJMC>]

whats the conection beetwen a rabbit and jesus?

 

[Eejit]

It's the day we celebrate the zombification of jesus!

RJMC: Raptor Jesus' favourite food was rabbit.

 

[taviow]

Happy Easter!

<eats chocolate>

 

[Slug Advisor]

So is God like a Zombie Master, or what?

 

[<RJMC>]

So is God like a Zombie Master, or what?

is god, duh

 

[phantomdesign]

So is God like a Zombie Master, or what?

Yes. and he can walk through walls.

 

[Muffin Man]

I would like to take this time to celebrate the zombies of old. Happy re-birthday, Jesus!

 

[Krynn72]

My sister sent me this one. Shes only 13 and already shes got a sick sense of humor hahah. Awesome.

 

[CyberPitz]

 

[Cavalry]

I lol'd

 

[VirusType2]

My sister sent me this one. Shes only 13 and already shes got a sick sense of humor hahah. Awesome.

This thread ****ing delivers.

 

[el Chi]

 

[highlander]

Yaaaay happy easter


Also toolbooth, what the hell where you on about last night? Something about stroking some guy called peter?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

It's a song that goes like "There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off".

 

[Terminator]

The OP really touched my sense of humor and i burst out laughing so hard it ruptured the blood vessel in my nasal cavity again (i've had a bad cold)

 

[highlander]

It's a song that goes like "There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off".

Oh right, cause i was thinking you were like, high or drunk.

 

[MJ12]

guys i do not finde this thred funni at all. im practicking christain person, this, beliefs are very serios to me i beleve in the words of chrest, very serous this is offanding me. plese have some respect for pleese thank yoa.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh right, cause i was thinking you were like, high or drunk.

I'm delusional when I don't sleep.

 

[Adabiviak]

whats the conection beetwen a rabbit and jesus?

The chocolate eggs. Don't you read the good book? It's mentioned in the same section as Santa Claus.

 

[MJ12]

*sigh*
For all those that don't know the connection between jesus and the rabbit-

Mark 1:12

"Jesus visited the small village and saw that all the children we're starving. He called upon the most innocent of God's creatures, the bunny rabbit. He said to thy rabbit 'Go to the old farmer's chicken house over yander, find a chicken plump with breast, copulate with her plenty. Thy spawn shall be eggs of a beautiful color. But nay, do not seed thy eggs again, for they're insides will be a brownish sweet, for not a proper sustenance for the little children.
The rabbit did as he was told to the plumpest chicken, but thy temptation of which is forbidden, he seeded the eggs twice with his sacred life juice. He returned the eggs to thy children, only to find they were that of chocolate inside.
Thy Father was mad and damned thy bunny to eternal labor of egg delivering at every year the Christ rises. Never for the bunny's soul to rest."

 

[Teta_Bonita]

So that's what's inside those cadbury cream eggs...

 

[VirusType2]

So that's what's inside those cadbury cream eggs...

bunny load

 

[lame-o]

 

[Deadpan]

Night Elf bear?

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Naw, thats the easter bunny for childeren.

 

[highlander]

That's the bunny's evil twin.

 

[Pinkle]

I loled at this thread.

I had to work today and I had bought bunny ears to wear, but I left them at home.

Also, the rabbits and eggs have nothing to do with Jesus, they represent the springtime. Because you know, springtime =mating and having babies in the wild... eggs = babies and rabbits = more babies lol

I'm pretty sure, anyway. Being a preacher's kid, you'd think I'd know. D: oh well, dunno, dun care.

 

[Sulkdodds]

One presumes it's an appropriated pagan ritual like most other anglicised holidays, hence the WOO SPRING BREAK stuff.

A friend asked me: "why do we celebrate the death of jesus anyway?" lawl.

 

[theotherguy]

 

[Azner]

Happy Jesus is Dead Day!

Thats Good Friday.