HARRR! Talk like a pirate day, it is!

[Darkside55]

Hoist the sails you landlocked lubbers, we be settin' sail for the high seas! For today be September 19 of the good year 2007, and that means it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

So grab yer grog, put on yer eyepatch, and talk like a pirate. Arrrr!

 

[Vegeta897]

I hate this holiday.

/ducks

 

[Kester^]

Avast! I'll be sailing the high seas tonight!

 

[Raziaar]

Real pirates talk like a pirate every day except days that tell them to. Thus today, I talk like a citizen!

 

[Instinct]

GYARRRR Ye dog I nearly forgot.

 

[Murray_H]

I hate this day for one reason - 90% of girls confuse the 'Yarrrr!' of a pirate with the 'Ooh Arrr!' of a farmer.

 

[Cormeh]

I prefer steak and blowjob day.

 

[Tyguy]

How much did the pirate pay for earings?

A BUCK AN EAR, YARRRRRR

 

[evil^milk]

I hate this holiday.

/ducks

Me too.

I remember hating the last thread a few years ago.

 

[Pulse]

Avast ye mateys, drink grog long into the night ye shall!

YAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

 

[Stigmata]

How much did the pirate pay for earings?

A BUCK AN EAR, YARRRRRR

Har har har, a fantastic joker be ye!

 

[<RJMC>]

Me too.

I remember hating the last thread a few years ago.

AAARRRRRRGG SINK INTO OBLIVION!!1

 

[soulslicer]

GRAB YERRRR RUMS YE BUMS!!! YARRRRRRR
SWAB THEM DECKS ORRRILL POP YERRR NECKS!! YARRRRRR..

two soulslicer pirate originals..

 

[Sulkdodds]

'Pirate originals' be one of them oxymorons, yer guttersnipe!

I spied three men on the street in full pirate garrrb, which reminded me o' the time o' the year.

 

[Ennui]

Hoist me sails an' shiver me timbers, me 'earties! Ol' Ennui plumb fergot 'bout Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Avast! I'll jus' have to do extra piratin' to make up fer it! Fetch me a cask o' rum, matey.

 

[The Monkey]

"Talk like a pirate day" is offensive to pirates! They can't help that they can't speak properly.

 

[Stigmata]

That be racist, ye unworthy scallywag! To the plank!

 

[Smoke]

Hoist the sail! grab yer ale! we got sum tresyure to find ye dogs!

 

[Remus]

Pirate talk from dudes that still have their Santa hats on

Oh and, YARRRRRR.....R !!!!

 

[Smoke]

Ye be sayin unkindly things 'bout me hat ye land lubber?! AVAST! I'LL CUT YER FREAKY HEAD FROM YER FREAKY NECK YE DOG!

 

[Ennui]

Where's that rum, ye mangy deckhands?

 

[Smoke]

Quit yer whinin ye filthy plank hole, I be drinkin the rum to meself as i says me words!

 

[CyberPitz]

Yar har fiddelie Dee
being a pirate is alright with me
do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
YOU are a PIRATE!!

 

[Solaris]

I forgot. Worst talk like a pirate day ever

 

[Ennui]

Quit yer whinin ye filthy plank hole, I be drinkin the rum to meself as i says me words!

Arrr, lemme take a swig o' thar grog, willye?

 

[Smoke]

Tell yer pretty little darughter to come to me cabin at the tide of night, and ye can swig all ye wants matey!

 

[Ennui]

Avast, ye mangy, flearidden bilgerat! I'll not have ye speakin' of me kin that way! Yer as good as a deadman, but with a wit more pain on the horizon. I'll have ye damn skin as a jacket for my pet monkey!

 

[soulslicer]

ALAS THE LIFE OF YE PIRATES.

IN THE PAST, WE SCUMBAGS SAILED THE SEVEN SEAS TO GRAB OUR GOLD
NOW, THESE FUTURRRR PIRATES PIRATE GAMES AND MOVIES. YARRR!!

wtf..that was gay..

 

[Sulkdodds]

Arrrrrrrr...

My heart's not just in it this yea(aaar)r.

 

[KagePrototype]

Real pirates talk like a pirate every day except days that tell them to. Thus today, I talk like a citizen!

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y_vOvHSSgrE[/youtube]

 

[Ennui]

I love Alan Tudyk.

 

[Reginald]

I jus' downloaded the Second Chronicle of these Life of Halves....2. Cause I'm a pirate, ye scurvy sea dogs.

Now who wants to sing me a shanty while I give them a swift jolly roger in their avast behind?