Has anybody seen bloodrayne?

[crusher310]

my friend from universal was telling me about the new bloodrayne movie and i was wondering if anyone here has seen it or is thinking of seeing it? i want to find out how well it portrays the game(since i'm a fan) and what the general feel of the movie is. let me know if you saw it and how it was.

 

[StardogChampion]

It's crap.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/bloodrayne/

Crap.

 

[Lucid]

Why the **** would you want to see that abomination?

According to reviews and stuff on Yahoo! and from friends at school... It sucks... Kristanna Loken is a disgraceful choice for Rayne... Hell whoever did the casting should be shot and castrated.

Meh, Go to the Yahoo movies section and see for yourself.
If a movie has the name "Uwe Boll" next to it, don't see it.

 

[Icarusintel]

I'd like to keep my sanity, so I'd have to say I;m going to avoid it like I avoid the creepy man driving around in the van giving out free candy

 

[Kamikazie]

utter SHIT.

 

[Adrien C]

When I saw the movie poster I thought it was a joke. The actress looks fat and chubby.

 

[dream431ca]

Do you know how many people are pissed at this movie?? Go to this site and read some of the titles of people's reviews:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383222/usercomments

 

[Absinthe]

Look.

It's Uwe Boll.

...

Seriously, I cannot break it down any simpler than that. His credit on any film should be indication enough of its quality.

 

[brink's]

Do you know how many people are pissed at this movie?? Go to this site and read some of the titles of people's reviews:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383222/usercomments

"If there is a God, Uwe Boll will never make another movie"

my personal favorite

 

[Space Farm]

nononononono Boycott This Movie. Let Boll's Directing Career Dry Up Pleaasseee!!!!!!

 

[Cormeh]

Defeated by the caps lock censor!

Some goodies from the IMDb link:

"Sadly, this vampire tale only further proves that somebody needs to finally march to Germany and violently pry the camera out of his hands."

"However, the tragic reality is that Boll has all the artistic ability of the average 4th grade finger-painter..."

" 'Bloodrayne' is a horror 'Muppet Movie' of sorts, parading a string of cameos by actors who just wanted a free Romanian vacation."

"He feels (Boll) that the internet community gives him a hard time because he's German and he makes his movies with Nazi money...."

"This guy (Boll) couldn't direct traffic if he wanted to..."

"I didn't sit through the whole thing because of sheer embarrassment of watching such crap, without a gun pointed to my head and an active landmine under my foot."

"...in a film as un-tertaining as this, seeing Kristanna Loken half naked while having prolonged sex against jail bars became entertainment by default."

"The story's basically "Blade" with a vagina in medieval Romania."

 

[Absinthe]

"...in a film as un-tertaining as this, seeing Kristanna Loken half naked while having prolonged sex against jail bars became entertainment by default."

I retract what I said earlier. This film deserves an academy award.

 

[CptStern]

Has anybody seen bloodrayne?

1.2 million on opening weekend ..apparently not


btw you wouldnt happen to be a market researcher would you? paid trolling of threads to promote specific products? ..I'm just curious

 

[Icarusintel]

"...in a film as un-tertaining as this, seeing Kristanna Loken half naked while having prolonged sex against jail bars became entertainment by default."

There's boobies!? Guess I'll have to wait for the pics to surface on the internet.... because f*ck if I'm even going to sneak into that movie

 

[N.P.C.]

Blood Rayne reviews:

New York Daily News: "Boll is the best at what he does, and what he does is make truly terrible films."

Seattle Times: "You don't know the meaning of pain!" our heroine hisses at one point. Oh, honey, believe us, we do."

Austin Chronicle: "I’m not sure what Boll sees when he looks through the director’s lens while filming each of his pictures, but I’m certain it’s something different than what the rest of us."

"Michigan Daily: "The third straight game-to-screen atrocity from German director Uwe Boll. This is the type of film that studios push toward dead months like January with the tact of a landlord sweeping rats under the fridge."

And that’s the end of that disaster.........

OR NOT!!

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3146777

Notice how he always blames anything but him?

 

[Asuka]

Look.

It's Uwe Boll.

...

Seriously, I cannot break it down any simpler than that. His credit on any film should be indication enough of its quality.

Agreed.

 

[Absinthe]

1UP: What stood out about the casting of Kristanna Loken? In the latest issue of FHM (an American men's magazine), she's quoted on the cover as saying "I love being naked." C'mon, tell us, that must be it.

UB: yes. and she is in the movie naked

1UP: Several times you've mentioned Loken's sexiness as one of her defining traits. Do you consider sexuality an important part of your films?

UB: yes - because VAMPIRES movies are sexy


Haha this is a ****ing joke, right? :|

 

[| Exploit]

the game sucks too.

 

[Lucid]

the game sucks too.

No it doesn't.

edit : Meh, I enjoyed them... Ignoring the hot kinky vampire chick.

The action and gore and stuff was pretty nifty.

 

[Absinthe]

The games are mediocre, with their main selling point being the titillating hot kinky vampire chick. A tactic that's about as subtle as a brick on my nads.

 

[Loke]

1UP: What stood out about the casting of Kristanna Loken? In the latest issue of FHM (an American men's magazine), she's quoted on the cover as saying "I love being naked." C'mon, tell us, that must be it.

UB: yes. and she is in the movie naked

1UP: Several times you've mentioned Loken's sexiness as one of her defining traits. Do you consider sexuality an important part of your films?

UB: yes - because VAMPIRES movies are sexy


Haha this is a ****ing joke, right? :|

 

[Space Farm]

My favorite exchange with Uwe was outside the Paramount Theater, under the Marquee when Uwe began criticizing Steven Spielberg's WAR OF THE WORLDS. He really hated the end of the film. He wanted Cruise's son to be dead, for Miranda Otto's family home to be destroyed. This was amazing. There was just an amazing sense that this was Uwe Boll presuming to gripe about Spielberg. Ya gotta love that.

Uwe is actually right with this! Maybe he should've directed War Of The Worlds :naughty:

 

[resiurC]

I wanna see Bloodrayne. I hope it turns out to be as hilarious as House of the Dead.

 

[Qonfused]

1/5 "BloodRayne makes me wish that Mystery-Science Theater 3000 was still on the air. This would be perfect for them."
-- Kevin Carr, 7M PICTURES

Hahaha.

Edit:
1UP: Though BloodRayne hasn't officially screened for critics, there have been some select showings, one of which prompted a sharply negative review by Ain't It Cool News, a site you previously told 1UP you read. Is that the response you were expecting?

UB: no. HARRY and Quint are retards

Hahahahaaaaa... what a guy.

 

[Lucid]

...:|...

 

[someone402]

i knew that the movie would be horrible from the commercial, which was also very horrible.