Have a nice chat (or not) with random people!

[Emporius]

Oh lawdy Hamster's chat.

 

[Krynn72]

Wow, I actually did just have a nice chat. I started off trolling but he caught on and then we just talked about how much Louisiana and Texas and North Carolina suck, and then we discussed hurricanes.

Amazing.

 

[morgs]

vectyr: ...
Emily: VEGTA, WHAT DOES YOUR SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?
Emily: wanker
vectyr: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSANNNNDDD!!!!!!!!
Emily: WHAT?
vectyr: WUT
Emily: eight thousand?
Emily: Thats low dood
Lost connection to Emily

random.

 

[Lucid]

kimbo: -steals your bike-
kimbo: -steals your bike-
kimbo: wtf
kimbo: NO ****ING WAY
kimbo: GTFO
kimbo: WHAT THE ****
kimbo: I WAS KIMBO FIRST
kimbo: YOU ****ING POSER ******
kimbo: **** YOU
kimbo: ****ING AN HERO
kimbo: ******
kimbo: EAT SHIT
kimbo: BIKE STEALING HOMO
kimbo: ILL ****ING RAPE YOUR ASSHOLE, YOUR MOTHERS ASSHOLE

Indeed.

 

[Gemma]

Gemma: hey
vectyr: hl2 gemma?!!!?!?!
Gemma: yes
Gemma: OMG
vectyr: !wowza

 

[morgs]

I refreshed by accident

 

[morgs]

kimbo: hi
Vectyr: hi
kimbo: So...
Vectyr: So...
kimbo: I heard you know someone named Gemma.
Vectyr: wow
Vectyr: i do actually
kimbo: And you frequent a website known as
kimbo: fulllife2.org
Vectyr: /net actually
Vectyr: and its half!
kimbo: So's your face.
Vectyr:
kimbo: -steals your bike-



Guard: STOP
Guard: RIGHT THERE
Guard: CRIMINAL SCUM
Vectyr: SCUM
Guard: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST
Guard: PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE
Guard: YOUR STOLEN GOODS
Guard: ARE MINE
Vectyr: im resisting arrest
Guard: THEN
Guard: PAY WITH YOUR
Guard: BLOOD
Guard: BLOOD
Guard: ok
Guard: sit down here
Guard: ill take this needle
Guard: and draw some blood
Vectyr: ok

 

[Gemma]

kimbo: shut up gemma
Gemma: What
kimbo: this isn't vectyr
kimbo: stfu
Gemma: OMG
Gemma: hey
Gemma: again

Denny Crane? WTF

 

[Lucid]

Hi there!

 

[Krynn72]

This would be more fun if people didnt terminate right away so much.

 

[Lizardizzle]

huh... weird (I'm atheist)

atheist: yo
wut: So when you die, are you gonna become a ****ing ficas?
atheist: im just gonna be... gone
atheist: what's wrong with that?
wut: So you won't exist at all. What will happen to your body?
atheist: it'll be a corpse
wut: It will become one with this earth.
atheist: just sitting there
wut: And it'll become fodder for growing plants
atheist: decaying
wut: Which will become A ****ING FICAS
atheist: unless it's in a coffin...
wut: Which is made of wood.
wut: And will also decompose.
atheist: I suppose
wut: AND BECOME MORE FODDER FOR ****ING FICASES EVERYWHERE.
atheist: why ficas?
atheist: It makes life much simpler
wut: Because it's the most simple plant on this Earth, and athiests are simple-minded.
atheist: "Oh, im going to hell? whatev."
atheist: well, religion is a creation of man
wut: Not to say I'm a Christfag. **** all religions, but that doesn't make me an athiest.
wut: Religion is NOT the creation of man, science is.
wut: Athiesm is such a trendwhore thing now, whomever claims to be "athiest" is doing it to be part of a growing phenomenon, like emo haircuts and skinny jeans.
atheist: science is man trying to understand and fiure out how the universe works, not think up random dudes to do it for us
wut: Which is why science pwns religion.
wut: You, however, don't believe in the presence of a "god". Or is it that you don't believe in any otherworldy beings?
atheist: oh, i believe in aliens.
atheist: that's easily accecible
atheist: just login
atheist: millions of stars in every one oftrillions of galxys
atheist: LOGIC*
atheist: just logic
wut: Otherworldly, I meant supreme beings. Like gods or other outside forces beyond our control.
atheist: and how ever many univerces there may be
atheist: no, the god idea is absurd to me, unless I get proff
atheist: proof
wut: Because if you believe in fate, or luck...technically that means you believe in a higher being.
wut: Since fate is beyond our control, as gods are.
atheist: i dont believe in fate
atheist: I'll say that im somtimes lcky
atheist: lucky
wut: Then you fail as my argument dictates.
atheist: ur mom faisl
wut: I don't believe in luck or fate.
wut: And that's all your Athiest fags have as an argument. "your mom." Wow, that makes you mature.
atheist: fine. we're both atheist, let's just try to figure out the universe
wut: Before you go jumping on the bandwagon your little high school ****** Twilight-loving friends jump with, KNOW about it first, you ****ing twat.
atheist: lol.

(i'm YOU LOST) not the one you saw, willie, im just trying it. .

YOU LOST: THE GAME
Akabusi: i lost it so?
YOU LOST: oh, nm
Akabusi: em a dead
YOU LOST: erm

i'm "CAPS"

Mommy: Hello dear
CAPS : MY CAPSLCOK IS STUCK
CAPS : SORRY
Mommy: Mommy is here for all your sexual pleasures.
CAPS : MMM, THAT SOUNDS
Mommy: OH HELLO THAR CAPSLOCKAR
CAPS : CREEPY

a couple minutes later: (I'm The Game)

the game: I JUST SAW YOU
Mommy: I want to play your game sweetie.
the game: WHAT IS GOING ON
Mommy: Who were you!

 

[Krynn72]

You got your ass kicked.

 

[freakyflor]

lol

lol: lol
lol****: lol****

lol

I'm lol.

 

[Nomad]

Someone come on. I'll be on as Nomad. Look for me!

 

[mchammer75040]

Heres me posin as krynn for some reason..

krynn: hello santa
Santa: hay there ;D
krynn: may i sit on your lap
krynn: 23/f here
Santa: HELL NO

krynn: hi
Paper: THE GAME.
krynn: you just lost it
Paper: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
krynn: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Paper: Feels good man.

 

[Llama]

God: lolwut.
LuLz: : |
God: OMG U TAKE OT LONG SOFO GL TALK!
God: Wait.
God: nevermind.
God: Pardon that last comment my negro.
LuLz: how did u find this chatroom
God: I'm god.
God: I know all.
God: N****.
LuLz: I'm not black.
God: :/
God: I made all life forms in the universe black..
God: howz this possible...
LuLz: U FAILZ
God: I It's ****ing Earth ain't it.
God: Earth always f*cks up.
God: Alright, cya Earth.
God: *Nuclear Launch Detected*
LuLz: ...
God: "You called in the whirlwind?"
God: "Now meet the thunder."
God: WHAT THE FU- BOOOOOOM!!!


:|

Were you god or talking ot god, cuz I've found god aswell XD

 

[The Monkey]

Taxxy: hi
asd: yo
asd: watsup?
Taxxy: what's christianity's role in the formation of the identity of the western world?
asd: suck some cock

 

[Evidence]

Koolniga: yo
Boxxy: o hai :3
Koolniga: give back our rights
Boxxy: NO U
Koolniga: you f***ing white man
Boxxy: you f***ing nigra
Koolniga: GIVE BACK OUR RIGHTS
Boxxy: NO U
Koolniga: GIVE BACK THE BLACK MAN DIGINITY
Koolniga: NOW!!!!
Boxxy: YES ME
Koolniga: F***
Koolniga: GIVE BACK THE RIGHTS
Koolniga: I HAVE THE DREAM
Boxxy: 7/0
Boxxy: BAI

PedoBear: hey banana
PedoBear: are you intrested in CP
PedoBear: do you?
PedoBear: I have great materials about CP
PedoBear: intrested?
banana: no
PedoBear: Why not?
PedoBear: It's fun
PedoBear: pleas
PedoBear: It's fun
PedoBear: It's very fun
banana: not really.
PedoBear: It's temptingly fun
banana: i like women with curves
PedoBear: Oh
PedoBear: You think so?
PedoBear: mhh
PedoBear: i am disappointed in you
PedoBear: *cries*

I know it's not funny. At all.

Snow: Hey
Soulja: Hey
Snow: Whats up?
Soulja: come to army, son
Snow: You like Soulja?
Soulja: we need men like you more and more
Snow: heh, men
Soulja: are you wuman?
Soulja: omg
Snow: Yea
Soulja: soz

That's the most lol thing that happened when i was occasionally spamming around nice chat

 

[G(ordon)-man]

GUARD: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
GUARD: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST
GUARD: PAY THE COURT A FINE
Forec: It does not go like that
GUARD: OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE
Forec: You are doing it wront
Forec: Ill serve my time
GUARD: NO U
GUARD: YOU RESIST
Forec: Now you say "Thats too bad, I was hoping you would resist"
GUARD: PAY THE FINE SCUM
Forec: "We have confiscated your stolen goods etc etc"
GUARD: 1000 SEPTIMS
Forec: You are ruining the meme dude
GUARD: YOU KILLED AGRONAK
GUARD: PISSHEAD
Forec: Stop doing it you... you...

Had a interesting spammage. I'm the Guard.

 

[The Monkey]

Don't start swearing in the chat or it will show you tub girl.