Heaven In YOUR Opinion - oooohhh!

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I know we've got alot of atheist/agnostic (whatever it is, I think that's it), so most you think think heaven is not real (myself included). But Pi's thread made me think of something:

What is your version of heaven? If there was a magical place that was the best thing ever, what would it be like for you?

Mine would just music 24/7, naked chicks (hot ones) everywhere, parties all the time, no hangovers, drugs do nothing bad to you (physically), and buildings would be made of candy.

And no matter what, at any given time there will be someone playing a guitar, be it me or my ol' pal Hendrix or (by that time) Alex Lifeson.

I'd also jam with all my favorite bands (depending on if they're dead or not).

Yea!

And it'd rain confetti and/or cookies.
 
That doesn't sound very good.. It'd be squishy all the time, you'd get bloody (atleast 4 days a month), and I'm sure at some point it'd smell.
 
I meant that the act of intercourse is the closest thing to heaven that I believe exists.
 
sappy answer: all the time in the world with my kids except they dont throw tantrums or jump on daddy's nutsack when he least expects it ..also my wife has two sets of boobs ...one set on her back for slow dancing/hugging
 
For a second I read that as "My wife has two boobs" and I felt really bad for your wife, like she lost a boob to cancer or something, but I also felt awkward because you seemed more concerned with the fact that she has one boob, more than the fact that she lost it to cancer lmao.
 
cat-vs-domokun.jpg
 
CptStern said:
sappy answer: all the time in the world with my kids except they dont throw tantrums or jump on daddy's nutsack when he least expects it ..also my wife has two sets of boobs ...one set on her back for slow dancing/hugging
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And you were doing so normal up to there, too!
 
Heaven to me is just a life after this one. None of that golden gates, walking above the clouds stuff.
 
Kenji you're stupid..

Why not just read the first post? It isn't long, it takes relatively no skill. It's as simple a task as someone on a forum can do. After you've done that, then give me an answer...

Dumbasses. Everywhere.
 
I become reinserted into the earth, and walk as gods amon men dooing whatever I please and wishing anything I want.
 
And transforms into a robot in disguise?
 
Dog-- said:
Kenji you're stupid..

Why not just read the first post? It isn't long, it takes relatively no skill. It's as simple a task as someone on a forum can do. After you've done that, then give me an answer...

Dumbasses. Everywhere.
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Oh but i did read the first post Dog
And i gave my opinion of what heaven is to me
You just gotta know how to look at it ;)
 
Dog--, if there's anything close to heaven, it's in your avatar. Except I'm the one doing the motion... And there's 2 other girls bouncing up and down on either side of her. And then another gi-

I'll stop there.
 
Heaven is blue. And red in the summer evenings and mornings.
 
CptStern said:
sappy answer: all the time in the world with my kids except they dont throw tantrums or jump on daddy's nutsack when he least expects it ..
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Sometimes I think they aim for it:LOL:

Man my son can really stomp on some balls... Just when you think your about to get a hug it's like :eek:
 
I'd say when it's 11 AM, you're naked under your toasty comfy covers, and your naked counterpart is snuggling next to you after a tiresome but enjoyable sexual intercourse, both extremely drowsy and lazy, and long hours before anyone is coming home. And you both could care less what needs to get done.
 
I believe that the nature of constant and instantaneous satisfaction removes the value of the satisfaction itself, hence there can be no heaven.

But if I had to think of something it'd be a good candyflip trip.
 
It seems most of the things people are posting can be accomplished in real life. I'd like to see a bit more embellishment, people.
 
Fine.
I'd say when it's 11 AM, you're naked under your toasty comfy covers, and naked BHC is snuggling next to you after a tiresome but enjoyable sexual intercourse, both extremely drowsy and lazy, and long hours before anyone is coming home. And you both could care less what needs to get done.


Is that what you wanted?
 
Probably something like an acid trip. With like Pink Floyd and shit.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
Fine.
I'd say when it's 11 AM, you're naked under your toasty comfy covers, and naked BHC is snuggling next to you after a tiresome but enjoyable sexual intercourse, both extremely drowsy and lazy, and long hours before anyone is coming home. And you both could care less what needs to get done.


Is that what you wanted?
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This sounds absolutely delectable and heavenly, thank you.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
I'd say when it's 11 AM, you're naked under your toasty comfy covers, and your naked counterpart is snuggling next to you after a tiresome but enjoyable sexual intercourse, both extremely drowsy and lazy, and long hours before anyone is coming home. And you both could care less what needs to get done.
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+Cuddling
 
...his penis cradled between your loving cheeks, you can feel it slowly swelling larger...
 
lefty said:
...his penis cradled between your loving cheeks, you can feel it slowly swelling larger...
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And then you ask "Lol, is that your gun?" and I go "Eheh" because it is my penis, and not a gun.
But then we hear someone break into my house, my partner grabs my chest and frighteningly asks "I heard something!" but I realize, that was a statement, and not a question.

So Ironically, I pull a magnum from under the bed sheets, the gun, not the condom. I get up, naked and angry, and walk downstairs.
I see a Spanish guy duel wielding two revolvers, we begin to unload our rounds, dodging bullets behind table tops. Click Click, we're both out.
I break a leg off from the bullet shattered table and whack him in the face, he's down on the ground now.

My naked, muscular, and bleeding body gets ontop of him, picks him up, and grabs him by the head. We wrestle for about 10 minutes. Finally, I grab hold of him, and slam him into a glass case. He falls to the ground.

I load my gun, and as he looks up to me, I fire a round into his skull. I look at my sweetheart, naked and frightened in the corner, I blow the smoke from my magnum and say, "Now that baby, that was my gun"



True Story.
 
That was a rather exciting read, ZT. However I would have liked more character development of the Spanish gentlemen, he seemed a very exciting character.
Similarly, your command of prose left me craving more.
 
The Spanish Gentleman was........ Adrik. We get in these sort of sexually suggestive fights all the time. Don't worry, he's not dead though, he comes back and we fight again.
 
Atheist. No heaven, rot in ground, etc.

However, it's still nice to fantasize. I've always thought of an ideal afterlife as being somewhat like the holodeck from Star Trek, where you can instantly do anything or go anywhere, real or fantasy. And, of course, the ability to interact with everyone else who has died.

Why that? It's the only thing I can think of that wouldn't get boring very fast. Unless you're going with a reincarnation-style afterlife, you're going to be there for a while. Plus, I really want a holodeck.
 
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