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Has anyone cared enough to share the truth about Heaven with you?

The Holy Bible describes Heaven as a beautiful place where people live forever with no death, sorrow, sickness and pain. {Revelation 21:4}

Hell is described as a place of suffering forever for all those who are not saved. {Matthew 13:50}

The good news is that about 2000 years ago Jesus Christ(God the Son) paid for everyone's sins or wrong doing by dying on the cross and rising from the dead after three days. {Mark 10:34}

God the Son came as a sinless man. {Philippians 2:5-8}

Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto God(The Father), but by me." {John 14:6} He is our ONLY way to God(The Father) in Heaven.

The Holy Bible says, "That if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God(The Father) raised Jesus Christ from the dead, you will be saved." {Romans 10:9}

You should not wait until later to get saved because you may die before you get another chance and you will miss Heaven.

If you want to be sure you will go to Heaven after this life is over just pray a meaningful prayer like the one below with your mouth and from your heart right now to God and you will be saved.

Dear God I want to be saved. Dear Jesus Christ Son of God I want to make you my personal Lord and Savior. Please forgive me of my sins or things I have done wrong in my life. Thanks Jesus Christ for taking my punishment for my sins by shedding your sinless blood on the cross and dying for my sins. Jesus Christ I now confess you as my Lord and believe in my heart that God(The Father) raised you from the dead. Amen.

If you just allowed God to save you then welcome to the family of God because you are now a Christian on your way to Heaven.

Now that you are saved, you should strive to live a godly life and you also need to be reading the Bible for yourself. The Bible is essentially God's instruction manual for how to live our lives in a way that is pleasing to God. A good place to start reading the Bible is the first chapter of Romans. You should also find a Christian Church to attend in your area.


Have a good day,
Ronald L. Grossi
http://heaventruth.googlepages.com

Please share this with all your friends and family so they can learn the truth about Heaven before it's too late.

Some of them may not like the message, but at least you cared enough to share it with them.
 
Why is it mainly religious preachers that display their middle initial?
 
Let's guess what it is?

Ronald Loser Grossi?
Ronald Lame Grossi?
Ronald Lying Grossi?
 
ronald212nc said:
Has anyone cared enough to share the truth about Heaven with you?

The Holy Bible describes Heaven as a beautiful place where people live forever with no death, sorrow, sickness and pain. {Revelation 21:4}

Hell is described as a place of suffering forever for all those who are not saved. {Matthew 13:50}

The good news is that about 2000 years ago Jesus Christ(God the Son) paid for everyone's sins or wrong doing by dying on the cross and rising from the dead after three days. {Mark 10:34}

God the Son came as a sinless man. {Philippians 2:5-8}

Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto God(The Father), but by me." {John 14:6} He is our ONLY way to God(The Father) in Heaven.

The Holy Bible says, "That if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God(The Father) raised Jesus Christ from the dead, you will be saved." {Romans 10:9}

You should not wait until later to get saved because you may die before you get another chance and you will miss Heaven.

If you want to be sure you will go to Heaven after this life is over just pray a meaningful prayer like the one below with your mouth and from your heart right now to God and you will be saved.

Dear God I want to be saved. Dear Jesus Christ Son of God I want to make you my personal Lord and Savior. Please forgive me of my sins or things I have done wrong in my life. Thanks Jesus Christ for taking my punishment for my sins by shedding your sinless blood on the cross and dying for my sins. Jesus Christ I now confess you as my Lord and believe in my heart that God(The Father) raised you from the dead. Amen.

If you just allowed God to save you then welcome to the family of God because you are now a Christian on your way to Heaven.

Now that you are saved, you should strive to live a godly life and you also need to be reading the Bible for yourself. The Bible is essentially God's instruction manual for how to live our lives in a way that is pleasing to God. A good place to start reading the Bible is the first chapter of Romans. You should also find a Christian Church to attend in your area.


Have a good day,
Ronald L. Grossi
http://heaventruth.googlepages.com

Please share this with all your friends and family so they can learn the truth about Heaven before it's too late.

Some of them may not like the message, but at least you cared enough to share it with them.
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**** off churchy ....btw you're going to hell for not following the word of god to a "T" ..you're supposed to kill all other religions ..well? what the hell are you waiting for?
 
*becomes christian due to this single spam thread*

oh how can i ever thank you Ronald Grossi??

:rolleyes:
 
Dear God, get me Half-life 2 Episode 2. Now. Amen.

EDIT: Spam attack? :naughty:
 
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Or at least it's likely :p
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ronald212nc said:
Has anyone cared enough to share the truth about Heaven with you?

The Holy Bible describes Heaven as a beautiful place where people live forever with no death, sorrow, sickness and pain. {Revelation 21:4}

Hell is described as a place of suffering forever for all those who are not saved. {Matthew 13:50}

The good news is that about 2000 years ago Jesus Christ(God the Son) paid for everyone's sins or wrong doing by dying on the cross and rising from the dead after three days. {Mark 10:34}

God the Son came as a sinless man. {Philippians 2:5-8}

Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto God(The Father), but by me." {John 14:6} He is our ONLY way to God(The Father) in Heaven.

The Holy Bible says, "That if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God(The Father) raised Jesus Christ from the dead, you will be saved." {Romans 10:9}

You should not wait until later to get saved because you may die before you get another chance and you will miss Heaven.

If you want to be sure you will go to Heaven after this life is over just pray a meaningful prayer like the one below with your mouth and from your heart right now to God and you will be saved.

Dear God I want to be saved. Dear Jesus Christ Son of God I want to make you my personal Lord and Savior. Please forgive me of my sins or things I have done wrong in my life. Thanks Jesus Christ for taking my punishment for my sins by shedding your sinless blood on the cross and dying for my sins. Jesus Christ I now confess you as my Lord and believe in my heart that God(The Father) raised you from the dead. Amen.

If you just allowed God to save you then welcome to the family of God because you are now a Christian on your way to Heaven.

Now that you are saved, you should strive to live a godly life and you also need to be reading the Bible for yourself. The Bible is essentially God's instruction manual for how to live our lives in a way that is pleasing to God. A good place to start reading the Bible is the first chapter of Romans. You should also find a Christian Church to attend in your area.


Have a good day,
Ronald L. Grossi
http://heaventruth.googlepages.com

Please share this with all your friends and family so they can learn the truth about Heaven before it's too late.

Some of them may not like the message, but at least you cared enough to share it with them.
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Eh, I strongly disagree.
 
JEEEEEEEZ US ppl dont know how to appreciate some one else's religious beliefs.
 
And a lot of people don't appreciate non-religious thinking.
 
soulslicer0 said:
JEEEEEEEZ US ppl dont know how to appreciate some one else's religious beliefs.
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he can go **** himself ...he's not my respecting my need to be free of idiotic belief systems ..he should keep his opinions to himself especially since he came here for no other reason but to troll moronic ideology
 
Hmm.. it's not advertising so you can't close the thread for that, so replace the first post with this and ban him:

ronald212nc said:
Jesus Saves By Shopping At Walmart!

Has anyone cared enough to share the truth about Walmart with you?

The local newspaper describes Walmart as a beautiful place where people shop forever with no death, sorrow, sickness and pain.

Other supermarkets are described as a place of suffering where all those who do not want to save go.

The good news is that about 20 years ago Walmart hired Mexicans like Jesus Marinez and Maria Enchalada to work for Walmart for slave labor wages so you can save lots of money.

You should not wait until later to save because the spectacular saves you're after might be sold out before you get another chance and you will miss out on buying cheap Christmas presents.

Have a good day,
Ronald L. Grossi
http://www.walmart.com

Please share this with all your friends and family so they can learn the truth about Walmart before it's too late.

Some of them may not like the message, but at least you cared enough to share it with them.
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soulslicer0 said:
JEEEEEEEZ US ppl dont know how to appreciate some one else's religious beliefs.
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I somewhat doubt the guy's actually reading this thread. Either it's some kind of patronising, sacrimonious spam-bot, or the guy's just joining as many forums as he can and posting this in them. Besides, I have no respect for spammers.
 
ronald212nc said:
Has anyone cared enough to share the truth about Heaven with you?

The Holy Bible describes Heaven as a beautiful place where people live forever with no death, sorrow, sickness and pain. {Revelation 21:4}

Hell is described as a place of suffering forever for all those who are not saved. {Matthew 13:50}

The good news is that about 2000 years ago Jesus Christ(God the Son) paid for everyone's sins or wrong doing by dying on the cross and rising from the dead after three days. {Mark 10:34}

God the Son came as a sinless man. {Philippians 2:5-8}

Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto God(The Father), but by me." {John 14:6} He is our ONLY way to God(The Father) in Heaven.

The Holy Bible says, "That if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God(The Father) raised Jesus Christ from the dead, you will be saved." {Romans 10:9}

You should not wait until later to get saved because you may die before you get another chance and you will miss Heaven.

If you want to be sure you will go to Heaven after this life is over just pray a meaningful prayer like the one below with your mouth and from your heart right now to God and you will be saved.

Dear God I want to be saved. Dear Jesus Christ Son of God I want to make you my personal Lord and Savior. Please forgive me of my sins or things I have done wrong in my life. Thanks Jesus Christ for taking my punishment for my sins by shedding your sinless blood on the cross and dying for my sins. Jesus Christ I now confess you as my Lord and believe in my heart that God(The Father) raised you from the dead. Amen.

If you just allowed God to save you then welcome to the family of God because you are now a Christian on your way to Heaven.

Now that you are saved, you should strive to live a godly life and you also need to be reading the Bible for yourself. The Bible is essentially God's instruction manual for how to live our lives in a way that is pleasing to God. A good place to start reading the Bible is the first chapter of Romans. You should also find a Christian Church to attend in your area.


Have a good day,
Ronald L. Grossi
http://heaventruth.googlepages.com

Please share this with all your friends and family so they can learn the truth about Heaven before it's too late.

Some of them may not like the message, but at least you cared enough to share it with them.
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Source please, and I do not consider the bible a reliable source.
 
Praise the motherf***ing lord, bitches.

Or don't. It's your choice.
 
Yea though i walk through the valley of the shadow of Death i shall fear no evil. Because im the meanest mother ****er in the valley. Razordude 3:16 :devil:
 
Oh Lordie, you've shown me the light. Hallelujah and sweet bejeebus.

Place your children in the trust of the paedophiles who run the church.
 
Damn, I expected funny, so I read most of it. WTF.
 
I want him to come back and post, and reply to all your wonderful posts. It'll be jolly good fun. And funny as shit!


Although I do have a feeling that it's one of our own members in disguise, either trying to be funny, or secretly religious and trying to make a valid point using "the bible" as his source, and not f*ck up his old username image.
 
Has anyone cared enough to share the truth about PENIS with you?

The Holy Bible describes PENIS as a beautiful place where people live forever with no death, sorrow, sickness and pain. {Revelation 21:4}

VAGINA is described as a place of suffering forever for all those who are not saved. {Matthew 13:50}

The good news is that about 2000 years ago TOM HANKS(God the Son) paid for everyone's sins or wrong doing by dying on the cross and rising from the dead after three days. {Mark 10:34}

God the Son came as a sinless man. {Philippians 2:5-8}

DES LYNHAM said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto God(The Father), but by me." {John 14:6} He is our ONLY way to God(The Father) in PENIS.

The Holy Bible says, "That if you confess with your PENIS Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God(The Father) raised Jesus Christ from the dead, you will be saved." {Romans 10:9}

You should not wait until later to get saved because you may die before you get another chance and you will miss PENIS.

If you want to be sure you will go to PENIS after this life is over just pray a meaningful prayer like the one below with your mouth and from your heart right now to God and you will be saved.

Dear God I want to be saved. Dear Jesus Christ Son of God I want to make you my personal Lord and Savior. Please forgive me of my sins or things I have done wrong in my life. Thanks Jesus Christ for taking my punishment for my sins by shedding your sinless blood on the cross and dying for my sins. Jesus Christ I now confess you as my Lord and believe in my heart that God(The Father) raised you from the dead. Amen.

If you just allowed God to save you then welcome to the family of God because you are now a Christian on your way to PENIS.

Now that you are saved, you should strive to live a godly life and you also need to be reading the Bible for yourself. The Bible is essentially God's instruction manual for how to live our lives in a way that is pleasing to God. A good place to start reading the Bible is the first chapter of Romans. You should also find a Christian Church to attend in your area.


Have a good day,
Ronald L. Grossi
http://heaventruth.googlepages.com

Please share this with all your friends and family so they can learn the truth about PENIS before it's too late.

Some of them may not like the message, but at least you cared enough to share it with them.
 
Ok christ on crackers, its a ****ing bot, why is everyone wasting their time responding?
 
Pulse said:
Has anyone cared enough to share the truth about PENIS with you?

The Holy Bible describes PENIS as a beautiful place where people live forever with no death, sorrow, sickness and pain. {Revelation 21:4}

VAGINA is described as a place of suffering forever for all those who are not saved. {Matthew 13:50}

The good news is that about 2000 years ago TOM HANKS(God the Son) paid for everyone's sins or wrong doing by dying on the cross and rising from the dead after three days. {Mark 10:34}

God the Son came as a sinless man. {Philippians 2:5-8}

DES LYNHAM said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto God(The Father), but by me." {John 14:6} He is our ONLY way to God(The Father) in PENIS.

The Holy Bible says, "That if you confess with your PENIS Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God(The Father) raised Jesus Christ from the dead, you will be saved." {Romans 10:9}

You should not wait until later to get saved because you may die before you get another chance and you will miss PENIS.

If you want to be sure you will go to PENIS after this life is over just pray a meaningful prayer like the one below with your mouth and from your heart right now to God and you will be saved.

Dear God I want to be saved. Dear Jesus Christ Son of God I want to make you my personal Lord and Savior. Please forgive me of my sins or things I have done wrong in my life. Thanks Jesus Christ for taking my punishment for my sins by shedding your sinless blood on the cross and dying for my sins. Jesus Christ I now confess you as my Lord and believe in my heart that God(The Father) raised you from the dead. Amen.

If you just allowed God to save you then welcome to the family of God because you are now a Christian on your way to PENIS.

Now that you are saved, you should strive to live a godly life and you also need to be reading the Bible for yourself. The Bible is essentially God's instruction manual for how to live our lives in a way that is pleasing to God. A good place to start reading the Bible is the first chapter of Romans. You should also find a Christian Church to attend in your area.


Have a good day,
Ronald L. Grossi
http://heaventruth.googlepages.com

Please share this with all your friends and family so they can learn the truth about PENIS before it's too late.

Some of them may not like the message, but at least you cared enough to share it with them.
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oh dear god not another religion!!! take your Penis worship elsewhere ...stop cramming your penis down our collective throats ......oh wait :O



DeusExMachina said:
Ok christ on crackers, its a ****ing bot, why is everyone wasting their time responding?
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he's one of them RUSH HIM!!!

/me hammers nails into 2 x 4 for beating purposes
 
Are there any hot chicks in the so-called heaven?
 
test said:
Are there any hot chicks in the so-called heaven?
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Become a Muslim and Allah gives you 42 virgins, for the price of 40!

Don't miss our incredible sale on now! FREE SHOE HORNS FOR THE FIRST 50 TO THE AFTERLIFE!
 
Pulse said:
Become a Muslim and Allah gives you 42 virgins, for the price of 40!

Don't miss our incredible sale on now! FREE SHOE HORNS FOR THE FIRST 50 TO THE AFTERLIFE!
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I'm totally NOT missing this.

And I always wondered...some people get hot/cold at different temperatures. In Heaven, is each body cooled to a comfortable degree, or are some people left in the hot/cold department?
 
Pulse said:
Become a Muslim and Allah gives you 42 virgins, for the price of 40!

Don't miss our incredible sale on now! FREE SHOE HORNS FOR THE FIRST 50 TO THE AFTERLIFE!
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Sure, but why do you think they're virgins? Anyway, grats on your fat chicks.
 
Are you allowed to have sex or swear or play violent videogames in Heaven? Because if not then I don't want any part of it.
 
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CONSPIRACY!

Edit: Never mind I just realised they are contextually generated... BAH!
 
Don't tell me there's an actual american church that is stupid enough to create adbots.
 
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