Heavy Statues, Cuddly Zombies, and Hemophilia.

[Eejit]

Or perhaps they spent it outdoors.

 

[the cow says moo]

Or perhaps I've grown up past playing with action-figures.

 

[MJ12]

Apparently you've not grown up enough to get laid. hohoho

 

[Eejit]

Eggcelent comeback.

 

[Sheepo]

Or perhaps they spent it outdoors.

You can be a nerdy kid and spend a lot of time outside ya fat jerk.

 

[Eejit]

I never said you couldn't, douche.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I never said you couldn't, douche.

Hey man, don't go around calling people douches, douche.

 

[Sheepo]

Someone didn't have a childhood.

Or perhaps they spent it outdoors.

or - otherwise; or else: Be here on time, or we'll leave without you.

 

[the cow says moo]

Apparently you've not grown up enough to get laid. hohoho

At least I don't bring chicks home to my room where they can see my action-figure collection.

 

[Darkside55]

Bitches love action figures.

 

[the cow says moo]

/Bitch walks into room
/"Aw, look how cute those dolls look!"

Makes you feel proud, doesn't it?

 

[Darkside55]

No, but see, bitches love money. Money makes a woman's panties slick. So when a bitch walks into my room and says, "Aw, look how cute those dolls look!" I say:

"You see that figure, right there? $500. You see that one? $300. This whole shelf? Each one of these is at least $120, and there's twelve of 'em. I have so much money that I can afford to spend it on ridiculous things made of plastic. It's not money I was using for anything else, not savings or bills or the like. This is all play money. I am that goddamn rich."

Actually it does make me feel proud.

Feels good, man.

I think I'm going to play around with my Medicom Kamen Rider Stronger now, valued at $350 on eBay. And I'm just gonna play with it. Goddamn, I'm playing with money!

 

[the cow says moo]

^True story

 

[Darkside55]

Hell no, dude, that ain't me. What do you take me for? You trying to spread bad rumors about me?

I don't collect Autobots.



*looks closer at the picture*

Holy shit that guy's got henkei Thundercracker! Son of a bitch, I want that thing so bad, but it's $189 and it's really hard to justify.

Ugh, he's got the purple TFA Shockwave though.

Oh god, and he owns Sky Lynx. Who would ever want Sky Lynx? Who would even take Sky Lynx for free and display him in their collection? This guy's a loser, man. A loser who doesn't deserve that Thundercracker.

 

[Eejit]

or - otherwise; or else: Be here on time, or we'll leave without you.

You fail, really. Try thinking instead of running to a dictionary.

Spoiler

Douche!