Heck Yeah Im going to be emperor of West Virginia

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MORGANTOWN, West Virginia (AP) -- An attempt to auction off the state of West Virginia drew 56 bids and nearly enough promised dollars to fill the state's projected budget hole before eBay learned of the joke.
By Tuesday evening, with five days to go in the sale of item number 2372779353, "Entire State of West Virginia," bidders had bumped the ante up to just $1 short of $100 million.
"As an eBay consumer myself ... that's a heck of a bargain!" joked Amy Shuler Goodwin, spokeswoman for Gov. Bob Wise, who's projecting a $120 million deficit for fiscal 2005.
The seller, identified only as "fishstuffnthings," did not immediately respond to e-mails late Tuesday. Nor did "nosnam1488," who was the high bidder.
Within minutes, the auction was unplugged and the state was "no longer available."
"Obviously, this buyer doesn't have the goods to sell," said Chris Donlay, spokesman for the San Jose, California-based online auction company.
But for "fishstuffnthings," it was fun while it lasted, despite some misspellings:
"I, as emperor of West Virginia, have been appointed as steward of this sale," he wrote. "You are bidding on the ENTIRE STATE of West Virginia. Please note that this auction does not come with governing rites, nor the inhabitants of said property. You also may not change the state flag, bird, or so on. This is merely for bragging rights, or to hang a sign in your garage that says, 'I own West Virginia.' Also please note, you will have every right to succeed from the union, but that has been tried in the past without much success. I am also willing to relinquish the seat of 'Emperor' FOR FREE!"
 
technically, doesnt he have the right to appoint himself as "emporer of west virginia" even if he doesnt have any legal power? And cant he auction bragging rights of owning west virginia? Sounds almost legit to me.
 
One of the best ones I saw was a ziplock bag, it was labeled "Hurricane Flyod wind, do not open bag, wind may still be violent!"
That and some German guy tried to sell his younger sister.
 
Brian Damage said:
I once saw a "Ghost in a Bottle" for sale there...

Saw that one myself.. lol, there have been alot of mimics after that sale. The pictures were kinda creepy, though
 
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Originally Posted by BlackWolfdrk
ebay's fuc**ed


truly profound.

It is. The word 'f*cked' having too many letters is a representation of how wrong eBay really is, and how it's got too much stuff in it, most of which is either rubbish or non-existent (since there is one too many blanked out letters).
 
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