Hello!

[Mr. COWmaster]

Hello! I'm new to these forums!

I like games, speghetti, and cows.

...

Why do you look a me with stange eyes?

 

[Sulkdodds]

You can master the cow, but can you master the dancing cow?

We shall soon see.

 

[Danimal]

Raziaar > Real Cows > Non-dancing cows > The Cow Master

Anyway, haaaai.

 

[Ennui]

Wilkommen!

 

[Mr. COWmaster]

Raziaar > Real Cows > Non-dancing cows > The Cow Master

Anyway, haaaai.

YOU DARE QUESTION MY GREATNESS?! :flame:
*Disintegrates Danimal with milk gun*

By the way, I like the link on your signature.

 

[Solaris]

Welcome, its safer here.

 

[Beerdude26]

YOU DARE QUESTION MY GREATNESS?! :flame:
*Disintegrates Danimal with milk gun*

By the way, I like the link on your signature.

Holy crap a milk gun :O

Oh, and welcome

 

[JNightshade]

DAMNIT SOLARIS! Stop using that oh-so-cliche'd greeting!

And hi. I'm sorry, but you just don't compare to Raziaar. His dancing cow pwns all n00bs. And as you are of the genus n00b, species ubern00b, you will be pwnt.

 

[WhiteZero]

Did you choose or were you chosen?

 

[15357]

YOU DARE QUESTION MY GREATNESS?! :flame:
*Disintegrates Danimal with milk gun*

By the way, I like the link on your signature.

oh, dear....

Get the tank ready beerdude. I think danimal might have that 'thing' again.


Anyway, welcome to our awesome forums!

Republic, People, Fatherland.

 

[Sulkdodds]

We campaign for a newer forum, a safer forum, a free-er forum where newbies aren't made out to be nasty sharp-toothed illegal immegrants and hackers.

 

[Beerdude26]

oh, dear....

Get the tank ready beerdude. I think danimal might have that 'thing' again.

kk :hmph:

 

[The Monkey]

Welcome, I'm Dr. Marvin Candle, and this is the orientation film for Station 3 of the Dharma Initiative. In a moment you'll be given a simple set of instructions for how you and your partner will fulfill the responsibilities associated with the station. But first, a little history.

The Dharma Initiative was created in 1970, and it is the brainchild of Gerald and Karen DeGroot -- two doctoral candidates at the University of Michigan. Following in the footsteps of visionaries such as B.F. Skinner [...] imagined a large scale communal research compound where scientists and free thinkers from around the globe could pursue research in meteorology, psychology, parapsychology, zoology, electromagnetism, and utopian social [...] Danish industrialist and munitions magnate Alvar Hanso whose financial backing made their dream of a multi-purpose social science research facility a reality.

You and your partner are currently located in Station 3, or the Swan, and will be for the next 540 days. Station 3 was originally constructed as a laboratory where scientists could work to understand the unique electromagnetic fluctuations emanating from this sector of the island.

Not long after the experiments began, however, there was an incident. And since that time the following protocol has been observed: every 108 minutes the button must be pushed. From the moment the alarm sounds you will have 4 minutes to enter the code into the microcomputer processor [...] induction into the program. When the alarm sounds, either you or your partner must input the code. It is highly recommended that you and your partner take alternating shifts. In this manner you will stay as fresh and alert [....] utmost importance that when the alarm sounds the code be entered correctly, and in a timely fashion. Do not attempt to use the computer [...] for anything else other than the entering of the code. This is its only function. The isolation that attends the duties associated with Station 3 may tempt you to try and utilize the computer for communication with the outside world. This is strictly forbidden. Attempting to use the computer in this manner will compromise the integrity of the project and worse, could lead to another incident. I repeat, do not use the computer for anything other than entering the code. Congratulations, until your replacements arrive, the future of the project is in your hands. On behalf of the DeGroots, Alvar Hanso and all of us at the Dharma Initiative, thank you. Namaste. And good luck.

 

[Rizzo]

Yo, cow.

Welcome, I'm Dr. Marvin Candle, and this is the orientation film for Station 3 of the Dharma Initiative. In a moment you'll be given a simple set of instructions for how you and your partner will fulfill the responsibilities associated with the station. But first, a little history.

The Dharma Initiative was created in 1970, and it is the brainchild of Gerald and Karen DeGroot -- two doctoral candidates at the University of Michigan. Following in the footsteps of visionaries such as B.F. Skinner [...] imagined a large scale communal research compound where scientists and free thinkers from around the globe could pursue research in meteorology, psychology, parapsychology, zoology, electromagnetism, and utopian social [...] Danish industrialist and munitions magnate Alvar Hanso whose financial backing made their dream of a multi-purpose social science research facility a reality.

You and your partner are currently located in Station 3, or the Swan, and will be for the next 540 days. Station 3 was originally constructed as a laboratory where scientists could work to understand the unique electromagnetic fluctuations emanating from this sector of the island.

Not long after the experiments began, however, there was an incident. And since that time the following protocol has been observed: every 108 minutes the button must be pushed. From the moment the alarm sounds you will have 4 minutes to enter the code into the microcomputer processor [...] induction into the program. When the alarm sounds, either you or your partner must input the code. It is highly recommended that you and your partner take alternating shifts. In this manner you will stay as fresh and alert [....] utmost importance that when the alarm sounds the code be entered correctly, and in a timely fashion. Do not attempt to use the computer [...] for anything else other than the entering of the code. This is its only function. The isolation that attends the duties associated with Station 3 may tempt you to try and utilize the computer for communication with the outside world. This is strictly forbidden. Attempting to use the computer in this manner will compromise the integrity of the project and worse, could lead to another incident. I repeat, do not use the computer for anything other than entering the code. Congratulations, until your replacements arrive, the future of the project is in your hands. On behalf of the DeGroots, Alvar Hanso and all of us at the Dharma Initiative, thank you. Namaste. And good luck.

Okey? Ive seen that too.

 

[The Monkey]

Yo, cow.



Okey? Ive seen that too.

Have you? Attans hakar!

 

[ríomhaire]

The Vortigaunt Revolution shall tip your punny cows!