Hello

[Fiberawptic]

Hey, well, i just thought i'd introduce myself so people know me a little better, because i've been here about a month and my profiles a little lonely...

So... my name is Fiberawptic, no fiber and digesting jokes, i've heard them all .

 

[Phobie]

Hello!

 

[CptStern]

quick! does 0.999999999999999999999 = 1?


also how do you feel about the following:

halo, religion, bush, global warming


have your detailed answers on my desk by 3pm or your membership goes back into the "under consideration" pile

 

[lefty]

Fiber? aaaaaaaw, ptic.

 

[Sheepo]

Party in your profile!

 

[mocho loco]

well hello there,

welcome.

 

[Hazard.Squared]

In b4 "it's safer here"

 

[Rizzo]

Well now you ruined it.

Don't drink water.

 

[Gray Fox]

Oh hai there,
be careful and good luck.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Welcome. Lots of fiber makes me sexy.

 

[alpha incipiens]

UGUYS I'm new too can I have a party plsss pls pls

 

[Barnz]

quick! does 0.999999999999999999999 = 1?


also how do you feel about the following:

halo, religion, bush, global warming


have your detailed answers on my desk by 3pm or your membership goes back into the "under consideration" pile

Block this guy, asap.

 

[Sheepo]

Good people do not end up here.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

UGUYS I'm new too can I have a party plsss pls pls

Party hard.

 

[Fiberawptic]

be careful.

uhh, lol, ok! I guess you're right, posting comments in thsi looney bin can be pretty dangerous <3

 

[Raziaar]

Welcome to the forums!

 

[ríomhaire]

Welcome to the forums. Don't piss off the mods!

 

[Mech Man]

And dont piss off willie trust me if you do you can bet you will have a banana up your ass within 5 miniutes.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Willie, since you live in Mississippi, do you have a southern accent? I've always wondered that...

What? ...WHAT?!

OH! Welcome! Welcome to halflife2.net! You have chosen, or... been chosen to relocate to one of our finer remaining forum centers. Weather you are here to stay, or just passing through on your way to internets unknown, Welcome to halflife2.net. It's safer here.

 

[Reginald]

I think we should close the forum. Not let anyone in or out.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Willie, since you live in Mississippi, do you have a southern accent? I've always wondered that...

Kinda. I do my best to not sound like I am southern.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I think you should do your best to sound absurdly southern.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I think you should stop being so British you shit the Queen for breakfast.

 

[McGooTheWise]

wutchar.

 

[Jintor]

I think you should stop being so British you shit the Queen for breakfast.

You call that a knife?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You call that a knife?

You call that a facepalmtree?

 

[Sulkdodds]

wutchar.

You're lucky that those six letters, arranged thus, can be interpreted as expressing the popular greeting "Wotcher", otherwise I'd be giving you an infraction for spam

 

[McGooTheWise]

You call that a chain?

@ Sulky, yer an infractions for spam.

 

[Saturos]

Sulk IS an infraction. An infraction to society.

Yes. Everywhere he treads, infractions ensue.

BTW OP, run away now while you still can. It's NOT safer here. DO NOT drink the water, or all traces of your humanity will be wiped from existence.

You'll be a slave to this forum. Like me.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Sulk IS an infraction. An infraction to society.

BTW, run away now while you still can. It's NOT safer here. DO NOT drink the water, or all traces of your humanity will be wiped from existence.

You'll be a slave to this forum. Like me.

SILENCE, CREATURE! SPEAK NO MORE! YOU MUST NOT PASS ON THE SECRET OF THE HALFLIFE2.NETS!

(Anyone who knows what that is from gets a cookie.)

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What if I just shit in your god damn mouth?

 

[McGooTheWise]

Willie, shitting in someone's mouth isn't any fun. First you have to pull out their eyes with chop-sticks, fart in their mouth, pee in their eye sockets, skull**** them, and then shit in THEIR asshole.

 

[losttheskyagain]

It's safer here.

All others are now in after "It's safer here." Hazard Squared wins.

 

[Mech Man]

Willie, shitting in someone's mouth isn't any fun. First you have to pull out their eyes with chop-sticks, fart in their mouth, pee in their eye sockets, skull**** them, and then shit in THEIR asshole.

Uh , yeah , that sounds like one good partay i missed...

 

[Bad^Hat]

Oh, hi there.

Get me a ****ing sandwich.

 

[Skaadi]

UGUYS I'm new too can I have a party plsss pls pls

I'll give you a cookie for your demonic Cthulhu kitty but apart from that no...

 

[Krynn72]

DIGESTION


lol?

 

[kineaesth]

Something about fiber, welcome, you may not see much of me.

We love these threads. We can try to pretend, but we secretly love them.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Heya, don't bend over to pick up the soap D:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Just have a friendly member do it for you!