Hello

[Saturos]

I woke up a minute ago with serious cramps in my belly and I just pinched a loaf the size of a bus. Damn.
either I'm severly constipated or I eat too much. Or not enough.

I haven't shat in nearly three days too.
Oh, I gotta make this revelent to the OP's welcoming thread right? Don't spend too much time here or you'll forget how to swallow. Or eat. Or do anything.

It's that bad.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You should get that looked at. With a magnifying glass and some sunlight.

 

[Saturos]

You should get that looked at. With a magnifying glass and some sunlight.

No. My colon needs to be looked at with a magnifying glass and sunlight. Smart thinking too.

I can perform surgery on myself, and then examine and cauterize the incision all at the same time! You a genius Willie. Thanks.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Just make sure you do a handstand at an angle with the magnifying glass taped somewhere around your asshole and aimed directly at the anus. Don't want to fry your second dick.

 

[Saturos]

Just make sure you do a handstand at an angle with the magnifying glass taped somewhere around your asshole and aimed directly at the anus. Don't want to fry your second dick.

Wait, I have two dicks?

Is the first one located on top of my shoulders? Hahahahaa. Good one.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

No, it's located in your anus.

 

[Saturos]

No, it's located in your anus.

:O

Damn. You raped me so fast I didn't even know which direction you were pointing.
You dirty f**king fudge packer you. Stay away from me!

Another lesson to the OP:
Stay away from Willie. He likes chocolate.

In fact, don't even visit the Off-Topic forums at all if you value being mentally sane.
Just stick with the HL stuff. In the suburbs where it's safe.

The Off-Topic forums are the projects. Where the crack-heads, pedos, homos, sodomites, sociopathic trolls, etc. hang out.
This is a high crime area infested with not only the abformentioned types, but also corrupt mod police that'll take bribes for anything.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Also, hello to the OP.

 

[losttheskyagain]

I don't think he believed you, Willie.

 

[Fiberawptic]

This is truly great! I get to see the real side of hl2.net life! and all i gotta say is.........

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! *Runs away screaming like a little girl*

 

[Emporius]

*Runs away screaming like a little girl*

Good plan

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Fission Maccomplished.

 

[highlander]

Hello hello!

 

[McGooTheWise]

Hola!

 

[Wanted Bob]

Why Hello There...

FROM AMERICA!!!!

 

[McGooTheWise]

BOB! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT IN THE NEXT LYRIC! ><

I'll do it.

Megleesto Virtigo!

(I obviously don't know how to spell it...)

 

[Wanted Bob]

THIS IS A SONG?!?!

I didnt know that ;(

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU SAY GOODBYE I SAY GTFO.




wat

 

[losttheskyagain]

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU SAY GOODBYE I SAY GTFO.

effing sigg'd.

 

[McGooTheWise]

**** you all and suck my big hairy dick. ><

...

I love you guys, seriously. Who else could make me come so far?

I didn't mean that as dirty as it sounded...