Help a Virgin get laid!!!!

[Gray Fox]

But as a man, the overwhelming urge to have sex is just starting to get to be too much for me to handle, and so I made a bet with one of my very hot (but also very platonic) female friends - if I can get 5 million visitors to this website in 30 days, she has agreed to help me with my "problem".

http://www.avirginsplea.com/

And tell all your friends!!!

 

[kirovman]

Heh, I bet the 2 million hits has been artificially entered into the counter.

 

[Lucid]

:|

****ing pathetic.

 

[Ennui]

wow.

I'm not clicking on that.

he needs to attain some skills instead of making himself so utterly pathetic he'll never be able to recover.

 

[Ikerous]

he needs to attain some skills instead of making himself so utterly pathetic he'll never be able to recover.

Getting laid doesn't require any skills :/
So many chicks are complete whores and would do anything with anyone

 

[ComradeBadger]

It's easy stuff tbh.

 

[el Chi]

Getting laid doesn't require any skills :/
So many chicks are complete whores and would do anything with anyone

You're a man of principle, Ikerous.

As for this guy - d'you really think it's genuine?
Plus, the t-shirts - "Help fight virginity today" - well, that slogan sounds just so very wrong.

 

[bryanf445]

yes i saw this site a week agi, pretty stupid but he just wants to be popular so let him be

 

[Adrien C]

Remember the guy who was cuting his finger if he din't get any visitors ?
What happened to him ?

 

[kirovman]

Or the guy who threatened to kill the kitten?

 

[Gray Fox]

Or the guy who threatened to kill the kitten?

Bunny, not kitten. it was called save toby

wow.

I'm not clicking on that.

he needs to attain some skills instead of making himself so utterly pathetic he'll never be able to recover.

He does have skills and is obviously using them. That they are not the traditional way of getting laid doesn't really matter.

 

[Ennui]

man the internet is a stupid place :|

 

[Icarusintel]

Can;t say I'm concerned, since I've got someone willing to shag anytime anyplace

Besides, I call shenanigans

 

[el Chi]

"When Toby's scheduled execution date of 30 June 2005 finally arrived, the savetoby.com site was suddenly updated to display a new deadline of 6 November 2006."
That whole thing was a great way to exploit gullible vegetarians.

 

[Ikerous]

That whole thing was a great way to exploit gullible vegetarians.

Redundancies?

Can;t say I'm concerned, since I've got someone willing to shag anytime anyplace

Ya, i'm single and never been laid but I could get screwed at the drop of a phone call - i'd rather not.

 

[Reginald]

"When Toby's scheduled execution date of 30 June 2005 finally arrived, the savetoby.com site was suddenly updated to display a new deadline of 6 November 2006."
That whole thing was a great way to exploit gullible vegetarians.

Compared with the virgin one, this one is downright hilarious. How anyone could believe that rubbish is beyond me.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

:|

****ing pathetic.

patchetic? yes. But also hilarious!

That site gave me a good laugh, therefore I completely support this mans endevours.

 

[CrazyHarij]

man the internet is a stupid place :|

word..

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

Hey its a worthy caused, IBGUYRIGGEDCOUNTER.

 

[WhiteZero]

I hope he gets a STD..
:|

 

[Adidajs]

I support the guy. look at him. he'll never get a hot chick. if this is his ticket, i support his efforts, because this chance will never come again (unless he pays for the services).

 

[Icarusintel]

Ya, i'm single and never been laid but I could get screwed at the drop of a phone call - i'd rather not.

I'm single too, and while this chick may not be the greatest ever, she's good for a nice shag

 

[JNightshade]

Hmm... for whatever reason, I find myself pitying him. Anyway, it IS easy... but whatever.

 

[Mutley]

2 million visitors is a good achievement (& the girl).

I say good for him. At least he isn't making money from it. :cheers:

 

[Ikerous]

2 million visitors is a good achievement (& the girl).

I say good for him. At least he isn't making money from it. :cheers:

He probably hasn't gotten that many visitors and he's selling t-shirts...

 

[B_MAN]

sometimes having sex can unlock the powers that reside deep within many of us men.. this could be his big break
plus his friend is a fox
ill help a brother out

 

[nutcrackr]

she's hot, I support his cause

 

[hool10]

I'd hit it. :thumbs:

 

[B_MAN]

listen to the 104.1 radio interview
hilarious

*EDIT
canadian chicks ftw

 

[ComradeBadger]

Yeah, but in fairness loosing your V plates isn't hard.. now.. getting your brown wings, that's a task

 

[secret friend]

Heh, I bet the 2 million hits has been artificially entered into the counter.

Agreed.


By the way, not even I would sink that low.

 

[Icarusintel]

Yeah, but in fairness loosing your V plates isn't hard.. now.. getting your brown wings, that's a task

This man has a good point, but what about getting your red wings? :cheese:

 

[Sparda]

man the internet is a stupid place :|

Agreed:|

 

[Raeven0]

This thread loses.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Yeah, but in fairness loosing your V plates isn't hard.. now.. getting your brown wings, that's a task

Here earning your brown wings means tossing her salad. Hell no.

 

[SenorDingDong]

he actually could make it. 2.7 million visitors, and only halfway done the month.

At this rate he should make it.

 

[Icarusintel]

Here earning your brown wings means tossing her salad. Hell no.

How do I toss salad?

 

[Ikerous]

How do I toss salad?

Tongue + asshole

 

[Icarusintel]

Tongue + asshole

Ahhh... been there, done that, had the bad taste in my mouth.

 

[TheSomeone]

Getting laid doesn't require any skills :/
So many chicks are complete whores and would do anything with anyone

,

traumatized ikerous.

If only hl2.net knew what he went through this past day they'd understand this comment.