Help a Virgin get laid!!!!

[ríomhaire]

You heartless bastards! There's a man there needing sex and what do you do?
*removes pants*

 

[el Chi]

I hope he gets a STD..
:|

Why? I don't understand the vitriol some people are spouting at this guy. Just let him get on with it in peace, even if he is a bit weird.

This man has a good point, but what about getting your red wings? :cheese:

D:

 

[kirovman]

Red Wings D:

Well, whatever floats your boat I guess.

 

[ComradeBadger]

Ew, just ew.

 

[SAJ]

Ya, i'm single and never been laid but I could get screwed at the drop of a phone call - i'd rather not.

Wow, 34-ish and still a virgin.
Thats some remarkable selfcontrol you have there.

 

[burnzie]

If i looked like that and my friend that looked like that made me that deal I'd make a websight to.

Hell it wouldnt be much work on her side at all really tho...

 

[el Chi]

Much work what? To get him off?
You never know, he could be hideously depraved and only gets his rocks off if there's mutual burning going on and stuff. Cigarette butts and whatnot. Now that's a good night in.
What? Don't look at me like that.

 

[CrazyHarij]

maybe he's into germanic holdovers?

 

[el Chi]

Wasn't that the Germanic Hangover? I can't remember it properly - I think I might have tried to suppress the memories...
EDIT: I think you're right, actually... The Germanic Holdover - it sounds utterly filthy.
"Darling! I though tonight we could try the Germanic Holdover!"
"You sick freak!" *Slap*
"Yes, yes! That's the spirit!"

 

[burnzie]

Or maybe being hung by your neck from the ceiling fan (on) whilst jerking it with music from Iceland’s reigning pop queen Björk...

oh yes.

:naughty:

 

[el Chi]

Yeah, but a) that's not Germanic enough (it'd have to be 99 Red Balloons or Kraftwerk or something) b) Germanic Holdover needs to involve more than one person surely?
On the other hand (so to speak), if you fancy getting a ticket to the UK, I've got a ceiling fan, some rope and a camera... Just a suggestion, there's no pressure...

 

[short recoil]

Lmao, some funny mental images i've just had.