Help me do my senior quote

I had to pick mine a week or two ago and I went with Homer: "How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain."
 
"Look up in the sky! Is it a bird, is it a plane...no, just my ENORMOUS pen0r".
 
Toss up between

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

"Prisoner number #wtfnumbers"

"One step closer to world domination"

"Don't taze me bro" (I actually don't even know where this is from but it must've been godly)

"The Great Bird is the eagle; between its talons it grips the Salmon of Thunder"
 
"THE INGREDIENTS ARE ONE CUP WATER AND TEN POUNDS OF SHUT THE F*CK UP"

or

"Ride the placenta walrus"
 
Ok, Willie.. Someone has to tell you, the 'ingredient' quote isn't funny anymore.. You've used it WAY too much... Sorry to have to tell you.. I don't mean to be a jerk, btw.


As for quotes:

"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. "

"My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree."
 
TollBooth Willie said:
"THE INGREDIENTS ARE ONE CUP WATER AND TEN POUNDS OF SHUT THE F*CK UP"
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I'm surprised you still remember that. <3

And all the quotes like "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" and "Give a man a match, ..." can burn in a fire never to be repeated, because they're really not funny anymore after being used five hundred million times.
 
Stigmata said:
I'm surprised you still remember that. <3

And all the quotes like "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" and "Give a man a match, ..." can burn in a fire never to be repeated, because they're really not funny anymore after being used five hundred million times.
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Psha, how could I not? Never forget, never forgive, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
 
I say you do some badass Latin quote or something.

Aut viam inveniam aut faciam - I will either find a way or make one

Or you could try to sneak an inappropriate one in and tell everybody it means something else :p

Here's a link to a bunch:
http://www.yuni.com/library/latin.html
 
If we're going latin... Mentullum Caco.
 
A new poll thread may be needed to choose this quote.

I just got thinking, "don't taze me bro" is so very contextual, it may not be the best choice. Only maybe 20-25% of your High School population will even get the reference now, and in 20 years, probably hardly anyone will.

I could be wrong though, I don't know how popular that phrase is outside of the Internets
 
Dog-- said:
Ok, Willie.. Someone has to tell you, the 'ingredient' quote isn't funny anymore.. You've used it WAY too much... Sorry to have to tell you.. I don't mean to be a jerk, btw.


As for quotes:

"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. "
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That's been used more than his quote and it hasn't been funny in years.
 
xlucidx said:
That's been used more than his quote and it hasn't been funny in years.
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Ok, that's fair. (serously, no sarcasm)

But to be honest I've only ever heard it one other time.
 
“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Don't give a man fish; you have fed yourself for tomorrow.”

"If these walls could talk, you'd never look at your daughter the same way again."

"...because it makes my doodle twitch."

"My butthole just puckered."
 
I know there's an 80 character limit for quotes, but I have one thing to tell ev
 
If you see me in 20 years, toss me some change.
 
"By the time you read this, it will already be too late..."

And then kill yourself before the end of the year. lulz ensue.
 
"If you're the first to find my corpse, be a dear and remove the lingerie."
 
"If at first you don't succeed, You fail."
 
Solaris Edited the posts he made and my reply?!?!
 
"Did you know you could donate your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem for Women? It's true! Or just donate them to me, I'll give 'em a nice warm home."
 
"You help us help you help us all."

Or however that Portal quote goes.
 
"There is no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake."
 
Got a few more days to make my decision.

There's a lot of good ones so far.

So hawt.
 
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers.... Also a quart of Tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls....But the only thing that worried me was the either. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge......"

Oh wait, that's not your quote at all.
 
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