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...get rid of this ****ing bee sting swelling for work tomorrow.

got stung on the left big toe and was fine Thursday but out of nowhere the shit spread and now its not feeling so good. its feeling itchy and we ran out of Benedril and online gives me way too many remedies. loading up the photos now as we speak, but any advice would be greatly appreciated. your helping a good cause here

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I don't mean to not have any advice, but I would like to share my bee stings I got last year all at the same time. 3 times on back, 1 on left leg, 2 on right leg,and one behind ear. Those were the worst be stings every because I would completely rather have been stung 7 times on my arm then in these places. Freakin horrible. I was just jogging through the woods and I ran past a log, and just got attacked. I guess thats what you get for exercising.
 
Tacoeaterguy said:
I don't mean to not have any advice, but I would like to share my bee stings I got last year all at the same time. 3 times on back, 1 on left leg, 2 on right leg,and one behind ear. Those were the worst be stings every because I would completely rather have been stung 7 times on my arm then in these places. Freakin horrible. I was just jogging through the woods and I ran past a log, and just got attacked. I guess thats what you get for exercising.
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I got stung by about 13-15 bees once but it was on my underarm. i was playing hide and go seek and was leaning on the telephone box outside my friends house and then i started screaming like a baby. it was so weird and my underarms and chest were raped by stingers
 
I just looked in my great great grandma's remedy book, and it says that you need to dunk bee sting in lard.

Or do what my brother does with poison ivy. Get a ruff rock, and scrape the hell out of the bee sting. Probably a bad idea. Don't do it.
 
well these things usually just get better over time, but i'm going to be walking more than the past few days which involved me sitting down on my ass. i might just have to sleep like this and buy some Benedril tomorrow
 
I went camping one time and my brother said 'HEY TOM, COME HERE!', so I came over, he kicks a piece of wood and ran.

So turns out the wood was covering the opening to an underground wasp nest, they all came flying out and I got a retarded amount of stings (probably 75-150), all over my body.

What an ass.

It made me feel better when I put a bee in his pop and he got stung in the mouth though.
 
Dog-- said:
I went camping one time and my brother said 'HEY TOM, COME HERE!', so I came over, he kicks a piece of wood and ran.

So turns out the wood was covering the opening to an underground wasp nest, they all came flying out and I got a retarded amount of stings (probably 75-150), all over my body.

What an ass.

It made me feel better when I put a bee in his pop and he got stung in the mouth though.
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I would've ordered a metric assload of bees and stuck them in his bed when he's sleeping as revenge. Then as he runs out kick him in the balls.
 
Dog-- said:
I went camping one time and my brother said 'HEY TOM, COME HERE!', so I came over, he kicks a piece of wood and ran.

So turns out the wood was covering the opening to an underground wasp nest, they all came flying out and I got a retarded amount of stings (probably 75-150), all over my body.

What an ass.

It made me feel better when I put a bee in his pop and he got stung in the mouth though.
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you have one ****ed up family dude .... sorry :'(
 
Javert said:
Have you tried WebMD?

http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/bee-and-wasp-stings?page=4

That's all I can find.
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I did this too, without reading anything because it seemed to help.

Remove any stingers remaining in the skin (most likely from bees) immediately. Some experts recommend scraping out the stinger with a credit card. However, it is probably more important to get the stinger out as quickly as possible than to be overly concerned about how it is removed.

Consider taking ibuprofen (Motrin) or acetaminophen (Tylenol) for pain relief as needed.

Consider taking an antihistamine such as diphenhydramine (Benadryl) for itching.
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Also Benedril is amazing but it made me completely tired at work today. I'll just take it for the night time and I'll be fine. the swelling is finally going down
 
Fun times. Went outside someday with no shoes on and stepped on a Bee. Screamed like a girl and hopped inside. Next day I walked outside again with no shoes on and stepped on another Bee with the same foot. God I hate the outdoors.
 
Musk said:
Fun times. Went outside someday with no shoes on and stepped on a Bee. Screamed like a girl and hopped inside. Next day I walked outside again with no shoes on and stepped on another Bee with the same foot. God I hate the outdoors.
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LOL! you just made my day. any swelling??
 
Warped said:
Also Benedril is amazing but it made me completely tired at work today.
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Haha, I was playing Halo with my friend today at a party. She is allergic to cats and knew there would be some at the place we were at, so she took Benedril before-hand. Her average kill spread was -5, and she usually gets +6-8!
 
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