help me resolve my recent dream

[Robman8908]

Well this is an easy one... You've started a thread to get people talking, when it was, IN FACT, YOU!!! And you just deleted it awhile back...

 

[jverne]

Well this is an easy one... You've started a thread to get people talking, when it was, IN FACT, YOU!!! And you just deleted it awhile back...

I am Gunnery Sergeant jverne, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewer will be sir. Do you maggot understand that?

 

[Darkside55]

You know I don't think anyone in this thread has posed the question:

Jverne, do you have a sister?

 

[jverne]

You know I don't think anyone in this thread has posed the question:

Jverne, do you have a sister?

sadly...no :naughty:









no, really....why would i screw my sister if i had one?

 

[nipples]

Darkside you know he does, we double teamed her last night.

 

[the cow says moo]

Last night I had a dream that a really fat man was chasing me, and he never got tired. It was so scary.

 

[Eejit]

Biter? Was Rorge there too?

 

[jverne]

Darkside you know he does, we double teamed her last night.

:|


/weirdchar

 

[Darkside55]

why would i screw my sister if i had one?

Are you being sarcastic, dude?

Darkside you know he does, we double teamed her last night.

But she wasn't our sister.

Last night I had a dream that a really fat man was chasing me, and he never got tired. It was so scary.

Lol'd hard.

Biter? Was Rorge there too?

Where was Jaqen during all this?

 

[Vegeta897]

Darkside, with you, it takes threads like these for me to really see how awesome you are.

Or to be more frank, to really see how alike we are.

 

[Eejit]

Where was Jaqen during all this?

And then the cow says moo was Jaqen.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Darkside I keep thinking that when you "the cow says moo", you're actually quoting Raziaar, but then I realised that there is a person called the cow says moo. bricks etc.

 

[jverne]

Are you being sarcastic, dude?

nah...it's just a rhetorical question...sister ****ing is not my thing...unless it's your sister :naughty:










do you have a hot sister by any chance? :smoking:

 

[Eejit]

Darkside's sister is a mutt too. I think she's like 1/8th Kree.

 

[Darkside55]

If I had a hot sister, why on Earth would I be sitting here, typing my day away with you guys?

Darkside's sister is a mutt too. I think she's like 1/8th Kree.

Especially if she had blue skin.

 

[jverne]

Darkside's sister is a mutt too. I think she's like 1/8th Kree.

perfect! what's her myspace account?

If I had a hot sister, why on Earth would I be sitting here, typing my day away with you guys?


Especially if she had blue skin.

that sir....made me lol...a bit

 

[nipples]

If I had a hot sister, why on Earth would I be sitting here, typing my day away with you guys?


Especially if she had blue skin.

Because your penis would have fallen off from so much sex.

 

[Vegeta897]

Where was Jaqen during all this?

I thought this said "Where was Japan during all this?" and I was like "good question, incest is a popular fetish in Ja-... Oh. Who the **** is Jaqen."

:|

 

[Sulkdodds]

If I had a hot sister, why on Earth would I be sitting here, typing my day away with you guys?

Perhaps you have become so proficient in sister-fucking that you are able to do it while operating a personal computer.

Or you're getting a blow job right now.

 

[jverne]

I thought this said "Where was Japan during all this?" and I was like "good question, incest is a popular fetish in Ja-... Oh. Who the **** is Jaqen."

:|

you fail at praising people

 

[Darkside55]

Perhaps you have become so proficient in sister-fucking that you are able to do it while operating a personal computer.

Or you're getting a blow job right now.

So I could tell you guys about how SO CASH it is?

"Where was Japan during all this?"

Lurking. Being ronery.

 

[Vegeta897]

you fail at praising people

Did you mean to quote my other post?

I'm assuming you did. And I'm aware it may come off as pretentious to say that, but really what I meant by 'awesome' is that I was just pleasantly surprised to see how much Darkside seems to say things that I would say if I wasn't a little paranoid about someone in my family reading my posts on hl2.net.

 

[jverne]

Did you mean to quote my other post?

umm...not really...no, i don't think so...probably not

Did you mean to quote my other post?

I'm assuming you did. And I'm aware it may come off as pretentious to say that, but really what I meant by 'awesome' is that I was just pleasantly surprised to see how much Darkside seems to say things that I would say if I wasn't a little paranoid about someone in my family reading my posts on hl2.net.

what i really meant is that i don't really give a shit and i was just teasing you

 

[Darkside55]

I was just pleasantly surprised to see how much Darkside seems to say things that I would say if I wasn't a little paranoid about someone in my family reading my posts on hl2.net.

This right here is your problem. My family already knows I'm a terrible inhuman existence, so nothing I say would surprise them.