Help my grandchild is trapped in a bottle at abortion hospital

[CptStern]

wow, this woman is freaking insane:

"My son got his girlfriend pregnant," she continued, "and I think she had an abortion. I have reason to believe that she had it done at your hospital."

"That may be," I replied. "But I cannot share that information with you."


"Let me tell you her name," the caller coaxed, "and you can tell me if you took care of her."

"It doesn't matter if you tell me her name, or whether I took care of her," I answered. "I simply cannot tell you."


"Just look in the computer," she begged, "and tell me if she was at the hospital. You don't have to tell me what treatment she had."

I explained that I was not allowed to do that either. The woman on the other end of the line now sounded agitated.

"You don't understand," she insisted, "I have a very special reason why I need to know."


"Please," she pleaded. "You have to help me. The baby needs me."

"Excuse me," I was startled. "Did you say the baby needs you?"

The caller exhaled a sigh of relief at finally being understood. "Yes, the baby is calling me. Every time I try to go to sleep, I hear the baby calling me: 'Grandma, Graaaandmaaa, help me, help me, I'm stuck in this bottle.'"

http://skepticalob.blogspot.com/2009/04/baby-in-bottle.html

 

[Tyguy]

"the baby needs me!!!"

"lady, you're ****ing crazy"

you can't say what needs to be said sometimes...

 

[cleverendeavouR]

This reminds me of a lady at the bank. H&R block wrote her an email confirming that they were taking money out of her account for doing her taxes and she called us asking if she should call the police on them for stealing her identity.

 

[Operational]

Stern you didn't post the happy ending!

Within an hour or two, she was visiting with the psychiatrist on call. He couldn't help her find the baby in the bottle, but he was able to help her make the voice stop calling.

 

[CptStern]

well it wasnt a happy ending for her

 

[Tyguy]

that guy has a nice 5-head.

 

[Pulse]

Sure is a shit storm in the comment box there.

 

[PvtRyan]

"Grandchild"? More like "tonight's dinner", amirite?

 

[Tyguy]

"Grandchild"? More like "tonight's dinner", amirite?

only with marinara sauce or its just plain gross

 

[Gemma]

lmfao, funny

 

[Remus]

LOL at the conversation.

 

[Raziaar]

Lady obviously has some mental issues.

 

[Omnomnick]

Some? I think 'Many' was the word you were looking for.

 

[unozero]

lol thats awesome.

 

[Dog--]

Some? I think 'Many' was the word you were looking for.

The Many?

 

[Hobostomp]

I imagined her dreams consisting of the 'baby' dragging its half-formed carcas along the floor screaming "Gramma? Gramma?"

 

[Raziaar]

I imagined her dreams consisting of the 'baby' dragging its half-formed carcas along the floor screaming "Gramma? Gramma?"

Another crappy Grudgesque film idea right there.

I can see it on my television screen right now, in my head.

 

[Dog--]

BTW guys...

How is babby formed?

 

[Krynn72]

In a city only a few miles away, a baby suffocated when it got itself trapped in a bottle. It could have been avoided had the lady only interpreted her dreams literally rather than metaphorically.

 

[PvtRyan]

Another crappy Grudgesque film idea right there.

I can see it on my television screen right now, in my head.

Sounds more like The Fly to me, which was awesome.

 

[Asuka]

BTW guys...

How is babby formed?

LMFAO!