Help! My right ear!!! blarghh

[Ravioli]

I woke up today and i cant hear anything on my right ear, i think the ear wax has clogged it. I tried cleaning it out but it doesnt work, its really clogged shut like a freaking blast door. Everything i hear on the right side sounds like its under water, and when i chew i can hear all sorts of weird noises. It feels and sounds really annoying and i cant ****ing open it...WTF do i do????


I cant go to the doctor, i have WAY to much stuff to do till friday, i cant spare any time.

 

[AKIRA]

ive woken up like that once. I think it just went away the next day, not much you can do about it.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

webmd.com might help

 

[Raziaar]

Are you sure it's not an ear infection?

Anyways, to clean out your ear in a way that doesn't involve stick like utensils which should be avoided, get some hydrogen peroxide and put some in your ear while laying on your side for a good length of time. It's going to itch like crazy though.

 

[L3N!N]

Go to the doctor, and get a levage.

He squirts your inner ear with fluid, draining it. Problem is, it will be 1000000 times louder than anything you will ever hear. But it doesn't affect your hearing somehow.

 

[CyberPitz]

Peroxide in the ear solved that problem for me once!

 

[Pesmerga]

Quick poor honey into it.

 

[VirusType2]

just plug the other one up


seriously, just fill the tub up with water, and soak your head in it for a while. then clear it like you would if you were swimming. doctors are expensive. do it yourself and save

 

[Higlac]

get ear candles

Warning: earwax

Spoiler

 

[Raziaar]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ear_candling

Read that before doing any ear candling.

It's harmful and doesn't work.

 

[highlander]

Ear cancer?

 

[Septih]

I had this happen the other week, my housemate who'd had it last year said you have to put drops in (virgin olive oil can work as well) to loosen it up then normally get a doctor to syringe it out, mine simply went away later in the evening though, pulling my ear lobe down seemed to help

 

[Tyguy]

dont use webmd, you will be convinced your dying if you do

 

[CptStern]

looks like the "cum in the ear" fairy has struck again



just use mineral oil

 

[Ravioli]

I went to school like this and everytime someone said anything i had to say "huh?" atleast 3 times. my mom bought some kind of liquid used for these kind of stuff, and we cleared it out but it wasnt that effective. It comes of and on right now, i might have to clear it again.

We saw those earcandles in the stores but we didnt buy them which i now regret.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

I know it's unorthodox but, how about going to some sort of medical person? Like, say a doctor.

 

[Cornerstone]

Stick something long and sharp in there, extremely hard. It won't fix anything but at least you'll have a good reason as to why you can't hear anything.

 

[-Psy-]

Oh god, MEDIC! MEDIC! COME ON YOU GERMAN COCKWHORE!

 

[Rizzo]

Soda water.

 

[-Psy-]

Hydrochloric acid.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Decent medical advice is to get your ears syringed. It's a wonderful feeling, and in fact I would volunteer for it even if my ears were not clogged up.

I am nothing like that car sex guy.