Help With Speech

[SimpleAssassin]

i wish to hear these poems

 

[PvtRyan]

Don't think I ever got less than a B for any oral work I ever did.

That's what she said.

 

[Reginald]

That's what she said.

Oh you.

 

[PvtRyan]

Admit it, you were baiting for it.

 

[Ricardian]

Well you know who has got them

 

[SimpleAssassin]

^so brave to do such a thing

 

[Reginald]

Admit it, you were baiting for it.

I was baiting for you. :naughty:

 

[nipples]

Just do it on a genre of music.

 

[Omnomnick]

Go ask Obama, I'm sure he would give great advice.

 

[Ricardian]

Do something geeky hot emo girl didn't hide neither should you

 

[The Monkey]

I took a rhetoric class back in hight school. I held two informative speeches about Big Foot and Gandhi and one argumentative against the Swedish monarchy. All three subjects were really easy to write speeches to, pick one of them.

 

[Raziaar]

Was Gandhi Bigfoot?

 

[nipples]

Do a speech on sex.

 

[PJ]

do a speech on why halflife2.net is awesome. only encourage the cool kids to join.
we're a bit short on them at the moment

 

[Gemma]

do a speech on why halflife2.net is awesome. only encourage the cool kids to join.
we're a bit short on them at the moment

*cough*

Do your speech about me btw.

 

[PvtRyan]

*cough*

Do your speech about me btw.

Jail bait?

 

[Ricardian]

*cough*

Do your speech about me btw.

Don't say that he might just do it

 

[PJ]

*cough*

/cries

 

[Bad^Hat]

Talk about the internet.

 

[Rico]

I used to love doing speeches at school.

I'd literally make them up about 5 minutes before the class. Don't think I ever got less than a B for any oral work I ever did. But I'm pretty confident I guess.

Don't think I ever got less than a B for any oral work I ever did. But I'm pretty confident I guess.

sexualinnuendochar

Edit: damn beaten to the punch!

 

[mchammer75040]

**** it i might do it on watchmen

Watch closely fellows we are witnessing the birth of a supervillian.

Seriously grow a pair and figure something out, its only 2 minutes bra don't shit your pajamas.

 

[Gemma]

don't say that he might just do it

DO EEEEEEEET.....please

 

[Deadpan]

When I read the title, my first idea was that you were going to ask for help in pronouncing words properly.

But seriously, you sound exactly like me. I DREAD being in the spotlight, and any time I need to do some sort of talk or presentation I feel like I don't know what the hell im doing. But hey, if the speech can be about anything, just pick something that's not so complicated and dull that you can't easily discuss it, and not so simple that you're just breezing along like an airhead. pick something that's a tad bit humorous to the people you're talking to; I thought the history of opium was an excellent idea.

Two minutes to talk is a real breeze, but still, when you're getting together what you're gonna say, don't try to remember exact things, because then if you accidentally skip or miss-say something you'll choke. Two minutes is piss easy, just read some shit and blab about it, you'll be fine, it doesnt even matter.

This is unless, of course, you haven't done the speech already...

 

[Qonfused]

Do a summary of the movie Primer.

 

[Solaris]

I'd talk about something conceptual like free speech.

 

[Deadpan]

I'd talk about something conceptual like free speech.

Bull. Talk about opium or some shit, dude.

 

[Krynn72]

Talk about slave speech.

 

[Sheepo]

Talk about the effect of internet forum influence on speech content.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

do a speech on why halflife2.net is awesome. only encourage the cool kids to join.
we're a bit short on them at the moment

*cough*

Do your speech about me btw.

Gemma you're not a cool kid you're a jailbait kid. I'm pretty sure we've went over this in class. Now if you don't go watch the marching band at the dublin parade (Dublin ireland, not ohio you silly girl) i'm going to shank you.

Talk about the effect of internet forum influence on speech content.

IT'S A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT :/

 

[Darkside55]

grow a pair

picture of Butters

notgoingtostatetheobviouschar

 

[Tyguy]

i didnt read the entire thread, just pick something that interests you and go with it. If you feel like its going to impact you socially, change the way you present it or something.

2 minutes is very short

 

[The Gestapo]

I suggest doing it on the paraolympics; and how all viewers tune out when it is on.

 

[SimpleAssassin]

you actually went with "the gestapo" Brad, shame on you

i eagerly await your speech tomorrow

 

[Ricardian]

Please find someone to film it please

 

[SimpleAssassin]

gimme a camera and ill do it.

speech on Gemma? hmmm

i think ill do it on the decline in british patriotism

 

[mchammer75040]

notgoingtostatetheobviouschar

wellthatsgoodyoupointedouttheobviousbynottryingtopointouttheobviousbutiguessyoudidntgetthejokechar

 

[The Gestapo]

Here is my speech:
Are you tired of that hole in the wall? Or severe friction burns? Or perhaps you just want the ultimate male experience. Fleshlight offers you all this and more. For just ?9.99 you can have the illusion of a girlfriend - without the complaints, such as: "God I'm not that desperate" and "Jesus it's small". The Fleshlight comes complete with vibro-functions, just like that coca-cola machine you've always wanted. And rest assured it has batteries - to make sure you never miss a session; which makes it suitable for trains and planes. Add-ons include: Viagra despensing cylinders and easy-to-dispose cartridges; which are 100% recyclable. Apply within 7 days and you'll get the free Suck-a-matic 7000. Don't delay and get your Fleshlight today! Tested by professionals. Possible side-effects may include irritation and shrinking.

 

[Kinslayer]

Here is my speech:
Are you tired of that hole in the wall? Or severe friction burns? Or perhaps you just want the ultimate male experience. Fleshlight offers you all this and more. For just ?9.99 you can have the illusion of a girlfriend - without the complaints, such as: "God I'm not that desperate" and "Jesus it's small". The Fleshlight comes complete with vibro-functions, just like that coca-cola machine you've always wanted. And rest assured it has batteries - to make sure you never miss a session; which makes it suitable for trains and planes. Add-ons include: Viagra despensing cylinders and easy-to-dispose cartridges; which are 100% recyclable. Apply within 7 days and you'll get the free Suck-a-matic 7000. Don't delay and get your Fleshlight today! Tested by professionals. Possible side-effects may include irritation and shrinking.

That's called a commercial, not a speech.
also it sucks

 

[Krynn72]

Gestapo is the 12th worst hl2.net newbie ever.

 

[Sheepo]

It's the saddest list of people you will ever see.

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