Help!!

[highlander]

I'm probably going too die on Monday. my 'friend' is going kill my friend and i, for insulting his Girlfriend. As a joke. And, i tried making peace, But, nope. he said hes going too murder me. Also, he's got some mental disorder ... That makes him go completely insane. what should i do!? Any suggestions please!

 

[Shamrock]

I'm probably going too die on Monday. my 'friend' is going kill my friend and i, for insulting his Girlfriend. As a joke. And, i tried making peace, But, nope. he said hes going too murder me. Also, he's got some mental disorder ... That makes him go completely insane. what should i do!? Any suggestions please!

Dance at the disco at the end of the world.

 

[pvtbones]

I sure theres some logical reason why "getting the **** out of town and changing your name" didn't immediately pop into your head.

or you could, you know. kill him first.

 

[Qonfused]

Scissor kick him.

 

[highlander]

Um, i'm pretty sure giving him pain will make him stronger. He's also taller and stronger then me :\ and hes satanic

 

[Rico]

Call chuck norris for help, he'll stick his head on a bowflex machine and cut it clean off.

 

[<RJMC>]

bring a glock to da hood yo!

 

[bam23]

ever heard of calling the cops?

 

[highlander]

I'm thinking about that. but, he's got mental problems. and they'll be like' take it eady' and such.

 

[bam23]

....call the cops you pansy.

 

[highlander]

I will. Just not RIGHT now.

 

[bam23]

Problem solved.

 

[Jintor]

Do i have to restate how retarded it is to ask the internets for help?

 

[Maxi]

I will. Just not RIGHT now.

"I'll wait until it's to late!"

 

[Krynn72]

As soon as I read this I was hoping the first post was "Do a barrel roll"


I was pleasantly surprised it wasnt.

Also, you're an idiot. If he was going to kill you, he wouldnt let you know about it, and he wouldnt wait so ****ing long. Monday is a long time from now, and even your retard friend would calm down by then.

Btw, what did you do? Maybe you deserve it.

 

[ktimekiller]

you call that a friend? lol

 

[Cormeh]

This'll teach you not to insult people then.

 

[Evo]

Did Rebel Medic buy the gun in the end :O

 

[Smoke]

Do i have to restate how retarded it is to ask the internets for help?

At least it`s funny.

 

[Pulse]

Damn ex-cons and their islands, just solve your problems with KNIVES.

 

[staticprimer]

Suck it up, take the punch, and move on.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

If you're serious then just smoke him first, handle your shit, making it public doesn't help your situation at all in the least.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Haha.

Your 'friend' is lying piece of God damned shit who is most likely too big of a pussy to even do Jack Shit to anybody.

 

[NeptuneUK]

 

[Sulkdodds]

That happened to me once.

 

[15357]

Baton to the shins/ knees.

 

[Kula Meenur]

...what are you, twelve? Gtfover it.