Help......

[dead again]

I joined the forum today and had a glass of water. Sorry about that....I didn´t know.

Any side-effects i should be aware of?

 

[Krynn72]

Everything is fine. Move along.


And pick up that can.

 

[Barnz]

no, shut it down - shut it down!

 

[Darkside55]

Any side-effects i should be aware of?

You may experience slight headaches, blurred vision, and minor blackouts.


Following the blackouts you may have a stomachache and your rectum may feel sore. THIS IS NORMAL.

 

[The Monkey]

Plus you will die.

 

[Barnz]

You may experience slight headaches, blurred vision, and minor blackouts.

there is nothing wrong with your vision. do not attempt to clean your eyes. we are controlling your brain activities. now sit back, and let us control you.

 

[lame-o]

THE WATER TURNS YOU GAY YOU MORON, WHY THE **** DID YOU DRINK IT?

YOU ARE NOW GAY.

EDIT: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T PICK UP THAT CAN!!!

 

[kineaesth]

Welcome to halflife2.net.

It's safer here.

 

[Raziaar]

Hello. Welcome to the forums. How may I assist you?

 

[the cow says moo]

It's safer here.

Why wasn't I informed about this?

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Bend over.


Raz fetch me the lube. NOW.

Spoiler

Is he blacked out yet?

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Yes, okay, steal his wallet (and his anal virginity)

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OHAI YOU WOKE UP WE WERE JUST PAINTING

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Welcome.

 

[Colonel Kernel]

I joined the forum today and had a glass of water. Sorry about that....I didn´t know.

Any side-effects i should be aware of?

Well, as that water is intentinaly called "Breen's private reserve", you could experience slight dizzyness or even worse. Now now, don't worry, the most you could try to do is run naked down the street screaming "bouncer, bouncer", but that's acceptable.

Oh, beware that crazy guy at the trainstation - don't even try to ask him anything.

 

[Lizardizzle]

Oh hay! Welcome to the forums!

[insert crappy hl2 reference]

 

[Azner]

Have you tried the Coke? Its better.

 

[Lucid]

:imu::imu::imu::imu::imu::imu::imu::imu::imu::imu:
:imu:hi welcum 2 the forms :imu:
:imu::imu::imu::imu::imu::imu::imu::imu::imu::imu:

 

[Solaris]

how FABULOUS

 

[Naph]

There really should a limit on that emoticon.gif.

To about 0.

 

[Stormy]

Win avatar woot

 

[Barnz]

a dickgirl

 

[15357]

Yes, let me grant you the honor of being welcomed, despite my utmost certainty that you'll leave after 30 posts. Nobody stays long here anymore.

 

[lame-o]

because of that rape machine

 

[h31s]

I don't like rape.

 

[Shyam]

I don't like rape.

I don't like your attitude to sexual molestation. Bend over.

 

[h31s]

I don't like your attitude to sexual molestation. Bend over.

NOT AGAIN!!

 

[VirusType2]

I'm not going to need the gloves this time, I think.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

You might need the asshole-tightening cream, though. *Hands cream