Help!

[ray_MAN]

Ok this kid in my school wants to fight me because I said something about him. Being a skinny nerd I am surely to lose. And my Mom said if I get into trouble at school I can't get HL2:x . So what do I do fight him or make an excuse?

 

[SnowBall]

U tell some teachers of his threats.

 

[SubKamran]

Definitely, or bring your dad to school 8)

 

[TheOriginalEvil]

Originally posted by ray_MAN
Not being a skinny nerd I am surely to lose.

Not being? or Being? If your not skinny, beat his ass... Hl2 is not worth being called a pansy or wuss in school. Unless your already called that in school, they f*ck it and tell a teacher. If a student finds out you told, I'm sure you will never hear the end of it.

 

[ray_MAN]

Being... sorry. I will never tell a teacher I will be ambushed immediately.
And I don't wanna lose HL2.

 

[LoneDeranger]

Just avoid the guy. He isn't gona punch you in the back.

 

[Tr0n]

Originally posted by ray_MAN
Ok this kid in my school wants to fight me because I said something about him. Not being a skinny nerd I am surely to lose. And my Mom said if I get into trouble at school I can't get HL2:x . So what do I do fight him or make an excuse?

I say screw your mom and fight that son of a bitch.

 

[ray_MAN]

Originally posted by LoneDeranger
Just avoid the guy. He isn't gona punch you in the back.

He just might. He did to my friend. Yep, he grabbed him from behind and punched him pushed him on the floor and sat on him.

 

[Tr0n]

How big is this guy?

 

[LoneDeranger]

If the guy is fat you can just make fun of him and he will get upset.

 

[Agent4054]

time to put your crowbar skillz into action...

 

[ray_MAN]

well I am taller than he is but he is stronger. And the crowbar skillz might work. And the guy is not fat. And also he might jump my girlfriend and if they do HL2 or not he will die.

 

[Dux]

Smash his f*cking face in. I had problems at school with tw*ts that were to big for their own shoes. Get a hockey stick and break his nose. Sorted.

 

[ray_MAN]

Yay! I play hockey!

 

[LoneDeranger]

Uhh if they guy hits girls (and epecially your girlfriend) you need to murder him quite literally. You'll be acquitted for self-defense.

 

[Prince of China]

Do not take any of this from a kid. I say tell a teacher, don't be afraid.
Make friends who happen to be bigger than this guy.

 

[SpuD]

Dont tell a teacher, thats wussy. Dont fight him if you cant win, find a way to embarass him, a lot.

Or piss him off, pour gravy into his locker or something.

 

[LoneDeranger]

Yep a misplaced cigarrette inside his bookbag can do wonders.

 

[Prince of China]

Or meat with yellow strings attached

 

[The Mullinator]

If worse comes to worse what you do is have him fight you but make sure you don't fight back, make it look like hes just harrasing you and you don't want anything to do with him, and make sure a teacher sees what hes doing.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Send him little body parts in envelopes. Helps if they're not yours tho...

 

[=)PoLo(=]

Stash a couple of small bags of weed in the pocket of his jacket. Then go to the teacher and tell her that you've seen him dealing on the playground...

 

[TheOriginalEvil]

Do you see Dux's avatar? Thats what you need to do to his bitch ass.

 

[Tr0n]

Originally posted by TheOriginalEvil
Do you see Dux's avatar? Thats what you need to do to his bitch ass.

a so called "Bitch Slap"