Hen lays GIANT egg

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A hen in Ottawa's eastern outskirts has squeezed out an egg as heavy as a baseball.

The egg, which has a mass of 143 grams — almost three times the size of a standard medium egg and within the 141-148 g range for a Major League Baseball ball — was laid Friday by a red shaver hen on Laurie McCannell's farm in Vars, Ont., a village that is now part of Ottawa's east end.
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http://www.cbc.ca/canada/ottawa/story/2009/10/05/ottawa-egg-vars-mccannell.html

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that's larger than I eggspected
 
I don't have any puns OmegaX, just yolks.
 
you're just eggsasperated that you didnt post it first
 
Don't eggsaggerate - i've seen bigger.
 
that's eggsactly what I eggspected you to say. you're no eggspert!
 
*taps fingers together* eeeehheeeeggsellent.
 
you must be really bored at work stern, lol
 
I'm sureashell that can't be real!
 
and sure the dumbass will eat it instead of letting the dinosaur born
 
How does this become news? Did they run it over to the local press and say, "LOOK AT MY GIANT EGG"? Did the finder demand someone to call the press immediately to report what a discovery this is? Honestly, I'm dumbfounded.
 
it's ottawa, the most interesting thing that happens in Ottawa is that politicians yell at each other. this will problably the news event of the year
 
whose the father?? if so he must have gigantic genitals
 
warped said:
whose the father?? if so he must have gigantic genitals
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you ruined an opportunity for funny, you should have said:


"who's the father? it must have been a gigantic cock "


...get it?
 
Who's the father?
He must have been a gigantic cock.
 
Can everyone just shut the cluck up and get back to the story at hen?
 
I expected it to be even bigger, like 8 times the size of a normal one.
 
Shamrock said:
How does this become news? Did they run it over to the local press and say, "LOOK AT MY GIANT EGG"? Did the finder demand someone to call the press immediately to report what a discovery this is? Honestly, I'm dumbfounded.
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Yeah, my thoughts exactly - what do they want? An egg in their beer?
 
Yep, want can I say... things get pretty damn interesting in Ottawa :D
 
I had two scrambled eggs this morning.

They were Egg-OK.

or

They were Okegg.

or

It was more like 1PM so it wasn't really this morning.
 
Chicken embryos.

Actually I bet the guy just bought an ostrich egg and claimed it was a chicken egg or something.
 
I wonder how much cash you'd have to shell out to buy that thing?
 
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