He's bound to die soon.

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23 is old for a dog, after all.

Happy Barfday Krynn (lol geddit)
 
23 dog years is only like 2 or 3 human years.

Though he's been on the forum for over 5 years...

**** it, happy birthday krynndoggy.
 
But in saying that he could also be 161 in dog years, too.

Right?!
 
Are you suggesting hl2.net age calculator is not compatible with dog years!? What kind of horrible site is this.

Also 161 is incorrect, you're using the "multiply by 7" rule which is a popular myth. A more accurate system is the first two years equal 10.5 years each, with subsequent years equaling four human years.
 
I believe the maximum life span for a dog is about 30 ~ 34 human years.


Happy Birthday. :p
 
Seems like dogs get the short end of the stick.

Why don't you and Dog-- sniff each others butts, and have a nice birthday.
 
VirusType2 said:
Seems like dogs get the short end of the stick.

Why don't you and Dog-- sniff each others butts, and have a nice birthday.
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Happy Birthday Krynn.



I'm a cat person :|
<3
 
/throws picnic basket off cliff


alternate ending:
/throws self off cliff
 
Dog-- said:
You can't speak dog, you are a pasta stuffed with meat.
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Ever wondered were that meat comes from? ;)

Yeah, thats right. Id watch my back if i were you, were running out of supply.
 
I'll beat your meat.

Wait..

No wait, that's right.
 
The thought of having a dog beat my meat scares me... :O

you dont even have...hands...
 
Happy Birthday



WHO'S A GOOD BOY? GOOOD KRYNNDOGGY!
 
Happy birthday, dawg.

This calls for something special.

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Happy birthday boy!
Don't drink too much, or you'll wake up feeling ruff.
 
A paragon of reason and a canine of delight
disdainful when it's justified and gentle when it's right!
You'll greet this four-limbed jester, bewitched but not sure why
the clever hound will genuflect, a twinkle in his eye
you'll pat him and he'll pace away upon his sprightly paws
and then you'll realise he's got your wallet in his jaws!
And whether human years or dog I'm here to say I am
your servant, Krynn, and birthday sing-o-graaaaaaaaam!
 
Dog-- said:
23 is old for a dog, after all.
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Why do you think i'm always so grumpy? I'm too old for all these youngster shenanigans.

@ Sulk, if dogs could blush, I'd totally have a red face right now.

Thanks hl2.net bros!
 
Happy birthday! I have a present for you.

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Isn't that great? You won't have to sleep on the floor anymore!
 
How long do dogs usually live for in human years?


hbd krynn
 
Purebred dogs often live less than a decade, crosses/mutts live longer, the guts of 15 years would be standard.
 
Happy Birthday Dude!

You've always been one of my favorites around here, Krynn. And no, not simply because of all the knowledge you've provided me with!
 
taviow said:
Happy birthday! I have a present for you.

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Isn't that great? You won't have to sleep on the floor anymore!
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Are... are you saying I can't just sleep at the bottom of your bed?
 
Hizzle Birdizzle and all that shizzle!

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Get it? Because it's Snoop...Snoop Do- aw f***k it.
 
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