"'He's got the whole world in his hands.'

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CptStern

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With God, all things are possible!
Psalm 121: Where does my help come from--the Maker of heaven and earth..
Photo taken in Alabama ~


"I took this picture on Int.20, traveling to Leeds , AL . It has given me strength in the times of trouble. I feel I should share it with the rest of the world. I hope it is an inspiration to you. It just goes to show what we already know...We have a God, and he's watching over us.

I e-mailed this picture to News Channel Fox 6. I was contacted by Meteorologist James Spann. He said that this picture of the sky is showing up in all states and around the world. He wanted to know where I was from and where I took it. He saw a similar picture taken in Texas . He said this is amazing to him.

Would you look at this picture? It reminds me of that song 'He's got the whole world in his hands.' He is definitely in control. I needed this today more than ever. Enjoy and pass it along!"
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here's the image:

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lol

people are so ****ing stupid. surely they've seen it before ....somewhere


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looks like the poop of god is white and misty glowing
 
For someone that hates Fox so much, you sure do pay a lot of attention to what they say, Stern.

Regardless, I'm gonna call photoshop on this one.

EDIT: Looks like the clouds are doing a goatse.
 
Maestro said:
For someone that hates Fox so much, you sure do pay a lot of attention to what they say, Stern.

Regardless, I'm gonna call photoshop on this one.

EDIT: Looks like the clouds are doing a goatse.
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Are you kidding me? If you've been on the internet for more than eight minutes in your entire life, then you would know instantly that its a goatse photoshop.
 
ZOMG IT'S A PHOTOSHOP, HOW CAN YOU BE SURE? IT COULD BE GOD ABOUT TO TAKE A DUMP





the **** people? seriously?
 
Cool pic. Shame it was taken with a shitty cellphone or something. Would be cool to see it taken by a professional photographer. (if it's even real, which I doubt)
 
The first one might be a photoshop. Either way I think God is a woman who cannot keep her legs together.
 
Yeah that first one looks digitally embellished somehow. I'm not sure though. If it's real then that's definitely a lucky shot!
 
Operational said:
Jeeze guys of course its a photoshop. The whole point of the thread is that its now being used as proof of God in a religious chain letter which is hilarious considering what the image is actually imitating.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/natural/godhands.asp
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Operational, your sarcasm meter is not operational. I don't think anyone after Stern's first flipout was serious (at least I hope not) about speculating that the image "might" be a photoshop.
 
How can people still not tell if a image was photoshopped so blatently? I feel like im in 2002 again, when i was making shitty photoshop edits and tricking my parents with them.

@ Mutoid: I guess mines broken too, because Virus and F&B both seemed to legitimately give it the benefit of the doubt.
 
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Omg did you guys kno about this one! What an incredible photograph! Amazing how the camera survived the falling of the towers!
 
Well, I actually would have bet that it was faked, but I figured it was ...well, possible.

I've seen clouds that actually look like things.



Only a human can see things like this BTW.

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Operational said:
Jeeze guys of course its a photoshop. The whole point of the thread is that its now being used as proof of God in a religious chain letter which is hilarious considering what the image is actually imitating.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/natural/godhands.asp
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yes for the love of god people ...

A reader who wrote to us to claim credit for the doctored photo said that he did indeed intend it as an homage to that site:

I created that picture for www.shacknews.com. it was indeed an homage to g o a t s e. I even had a version where I put a gold ring on one of the fingers, but I think I lost it.
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Krynn72 said:
How can people still not tell if a image was photoshopped so blatently? I feel like im in 2002 again, when i was making shitty photoshop edits and tricking my parents with them.

@ Mutoid: I guess mines broken too, because Virus and F&B both seemed to legitimately give it the benefit of the doubt.
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the rest of you people are MORANS! :LOL:
 
I dearly hope no one one this site is giving this the benefit of the doubt.

I could understand people who are only internet-savvy enough to check Facebook and Twitter falling for it though, mainly because A) they haven't seen many photoshop jobs and B) their retinas aren't goatse-stained.
 
Goatse-stained, that is a really revolting term.
 
I came to this thread expecting it to be about Raffi. I left disappointed.
 
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