HEV Suit Quotes...

[Dr. Freeman]

hahaha
excellent thread :thumbs:

heres my contribution.. as lame as it might be..

<sees Alyx in the vacinity> "Gordon whats she doing here? she does know ur not available right?... right Gordon? Gordon?!"

 

[The Monkey]

"You have to get some better weapons if you wanna win towards the ten striders coming up from behind...

 

[Dead-Inside]

It's got to have the suits personality though!

"Warning - user erection imminent."

"Erection at maximum strength"

"Errection Error - Bridge Failed"

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"Automatic guidance system online..."

"Take left"

"Take left..."

"TAKE LEFT!!"

"YOUR OTHER LEFT, GORDON!"

 

[Wraithen]

"Covenant troops approaching, crap, I mean zombies, just hit them with your crowbar, Master Chief... Gordon!!"

funny thread, by the way

 

[exoeight]

*while fighting a zombie*

"oh man you hit him in the face!! ouch... holy crap his leg!! oh my god you demented freak stop hitting his corpse with the crow bar... for the love of god!!"

 

[Wraithen]

"so, do you think Alyx and DOG like to swing?"

 

[subtlesnake]

"I think you can stop bashing Alyx's dead body now"

 

[B-MAn]

system shudown...Goodbye Gordon i will always remember you......
....ERROR....formatting internal memory.......

 

[Wraithen]

"your thirty day free trial is over... if you want to defend yourself against that zombie, please register now"

 

[Wilco]

"Do you think orange is my colour?"

 

[exoeight]

"your thirty day free trial is over... if you want to defend yourself against that zombie, please register now"

now that's funny. ^_^

 

[jsc1286]

Hrmm an idea I just had.. prolly thought of before.. and prolly dumb too..

But what if when the HEV Power is around 10 and lower then some very light snow or static appear on the screen that distorts the HUD? Eh eh? Back under my rock I guess...

/me sulks.

 

[TinyKilbasa]

"Good show gordon, lets celebrate"
*alcohol level 30%...50%...75%...Drunkeness iminent*

Or after minutes of doing nothing
*soft cheesy elevator music*
*Extremely loud replay of theme music to Monty Python*
"Wake up, you putz"

"Thats it, I'm out of here, fight your own war you lazy bum"
*power shutdown*

eh....whatever...

 

[guise]

it would be pretty funny if the voice of the suit was changed to that of a very camp man