Hey look, that dog is peeing on Bob

[CptStern]

Plants communicate with each other

Many herbal plants such as strawberry, clover, reed and ground elder naturally form networks. Individual plants remain connected with each other for a certain period of time by means of runners. These connections enable the plants to share information with each other via internal channels. They are therefore very similar to computer networks. But what do plants want to chat to each other about?

http://www.physorg.com/news109944832.html

internets alerted

 

[JNightshade]

The title of this thread is perfect

 

[QuantumFireball]

Oh No! Little Timmy is being raped by that honey bee!

 

[<RJMC>]

so plants invented the internet?

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

so plants invented the internet?

Exactly.

 

[Instinct]

I see whats happening here. Plants provie oxygen, which we need to live. Plants thought that wasn't enough, the humans need something material to live for. And so the internet was born.

We didn't even reaise that we've been the centre of a conspiricy for some time .. Where's your god now? In the garden.

 

[Smoke]

I firmly believe that my garden is the nexus for this network.

 

[<RJMC>]

maybe they have theyr own forums

clover1337: sunflowers are gay
tonymontanaonion666: fock yeah
sunfloweravenger: you are gay, gay humans use you as simbols
clover1337: thats the irish humans you fock
sunfloweravenger: well all irish humans are gay
sexypeasxoxo: hi I am sexy peas
clover1337: 0_o??? you dont even know where ireland is
malcolnlemon: I came

 

[Raziaar]

Anything the plants are doing cannot in the slightest terms be compared to a human equivalence. You say "chatting", I say "bullshit, think of something spectacular". They're plants, they don't carry on conversations.

 

[CptStern]

cowman is peeing on the funny

 

[Stigmata]

maybe they have theyr own forums

clover1337: sunflowers are gay
tonymontanaonion666: fock yeah
sunfloweravenger: you are gay, gay humans use you as simbols
clover1337: thats the irish humans you fock
sunfloweravenger: well all irish humans are gay
sexypeasxoxo: hi I am sexy peas
clover1337: 0_o??? you dont even know where ireland is
malcolnlemon: I came

 

[Krynn72]

maybe they have theyr own forums

clover1337: sunflowers are gay
tonymontanaonion666: fock yeah
sunfloweravenger: you are gay, gay humans use you as simbols
clover1337: thats the irish humans you fock
sunfloweravenger: well all irish humans are gay
sexypeasxoxo: hi I am sexy peas
clover1337: 0_o??? you dont even know where ireland is
malcolnlemon: I came

I love you more and more each day.

 

[Raziaar]

cowman is peeing on the funny

That's what makes it funny.

 

[JNightshade]

so plants invented the internet?

I KNEW Al Gore was a vegetable!

 

[Bad^Hat]

maybe they have theyr own forums

clover1337: sunflowers are gay
tonymontanaonion666: fock yeah
sunfloweravenger: you are gay, gay humans use you as simbols
clover1337: thats the irish humans you fock
sunfloweravenger: well all irish humans are gay
sexypeasxoxo: hi I am sexy peas
clover1337: 0_o??? you dont even know where ireland is
malcolnlemon: I came

No... words....... should've sent....... a poet......

(lol)