Hey. Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.

[NapalmAndFriends]

G'day. In general.

I just thought after my 60-something posts I would bother to introduce myself, so I will.

I am crap at online gaming, usually grabbing a single kill for 3-6 deaths. I have been known to play frighteningly good on some occasions, though, which I guess is a redeeming factor.

Played all the major mods of Half-Life, and beat the original on hard mode...

I DO NOT HAVE HALF LIFE 2. THE FIRST ONE TO YELL ANYTHING LIKE "BLASPHEMY", "FOOL", OR "YOU'RE NOT MISSING OUT" WILL HAVE TO REMOVE MY BOOT FROM THEIR ARSE.

That is all.

 

[Ames]

Before anyone else can...

BLASPHEMY
FOOL
YOU'RE NOT MISSING OUT

Welcome to the forums.

 

[NapalmAndFriends]

You may begin removing my boot from your arse in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

 

[Steve]

Napalmandfriends...so are you sort of like Legion? You know, the demon? "My name is Legion, for we are many." Legion's the man. The DEman.

Anyhoo...welcome, buddy...or buddies...

 

[xLostx]

you're kooky! .....how do you spell kooky..i dont think i spelled it right.... ;(

 

[Steve]

Unless you were calling me(?) what people in the UK call a "biscuit", you spelled it right.

 

[Operator]

Unless you were calling me(?) what people in the UK call a "biscuit", you spelled it right.

Kooky (looked @ dictonary.com) as in crazy, silly, wacko or *your term for oddness/crazyness here* :cheers:

EDIT: I wish i could read ^

EDIT2: And on the topic WELCOME FRIEND
The next thing you do will be buying Half Life 2 :E

 

[bliink]

Welcome feel free to send any questions my way if you run into trouble

 

[Ecthe|ioN]

Welcome to the forums mate! Now take your clothes of and do the macarena for us.

 

[bliink]

Welcome to the forums mate! Now take your clothes of and do the macarena for us.

Yes, its the initiation ritual.

/me gets a good seat

dance!

 

[Maxi]

/me brings out the paint and the hot coals and a large fold away chair.

 

[NapalmAndFriends]

Ha. Haha. :afro:

*poof*

 

[Druckles]

/me brings out the bulldozer to clear you lot out and an armchair

 

[exodusuk]

a biscuit wtf bbq

 

[NapalmAndFriends]

Oh, great, SPAM. Apart from that, thanks for the welcome, if you want me to even think about the macarina, you can burn in hell.

'Nuff said.

 

[Druckles]

woo! A barbie, with sossies too?

 

[NapalmAndFriends]

Nah, you call 'em snags. :cheers:

 

[Druckles]

whatever , its just a BBQ to me

 

[NapalmAndFriends]

Ever had chicken wings on a BBQ? The only way to have chicken.

 

[Druckles]

Yes, with nice sauces - gorgeous

 

[NapalmAndFriends]

It doesn't, in fact, get better than that. This is a scientifically proven theory.

 

[Druckles]

lol, you got statistics?

 

[NapalmAndFriends]

89% of people agreed with specialists that we have hit the height of flavour.
10% like hamburgers above all else.
1% prefer vegetarian meals.

 

[Druckles]

88% of canadians know 99% of statistics are made up...

 

[Kommie]

88% of canadians know 99% of statistics are made up...

Damn canadians! :frown:

You people and your general cleverness,wit, and resistance to general.. ermm.. trickery!!! :E

 

[NapalmAndFriends]

100% of Australians know that the 88% of Canadians knowing that 99% of statistics are made up is 50% bullshit.

 

[Darkknighttt]

welcome. enjoy your stay.

 

[Hazar]

Hello and Welcome!

*I'm back!*