Hit the soldier in the crotch? Funny moments in Half Life2

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It has become apparent to me that forum members have been saying stuff about HL2 that would be funny to put into practice. It is therefore noted that if you have something funny that we can try when HL2 comes out, please put it on this thread.

I personally would like to chuck a full can of coke at a combine soldiers crotch, just to seen him full on his knees and talking in a funny squelchy robotic voice. Either that or they have a cup to protect there area. Of course you could always shoot them in that area.
 
That would be very cool :) (and something more games should have)

Can we do stuff like this in HL2?? It would really add to the experience.

It's great fun torturing the enemy in Golden Eye - shooting them in the foot and watching them hop about etc. (run into a room with 3-4 bad guys and you can cause quite a funny scene by shooting different body parts *evil grin*)

More talking/shouting/begging would be nice too.

I remeber sniping a guy in Perfect Dark, his head smashed into a wall and he slumped to the floor. A few seconds later a guy came running up to inspect the noise, crouched beside the body and said, in a really sad voice, "he was my best friend"

Then he turned, saw me, and while shouting, "you bitch"!! charged at me like a nutcase (only to join his best friend a second later)

(best gaming experience ever :))

In future games we'll have the enemy pleading for mercy ("I have kids"!!!!11), offering bribes, and being defiant till the end ("screw you copper" *BANG* :))
 
Play bloodrayne 2 and try chooping off someones limb, thats always funny to watch them squirm.

I remember I chopped off this guys hand, and he ran into a corner and when I walked up to him he said p-p-p-please, but he sounded like roger rabbit so I cut his head off.
 
Animal said:
Play bloodrayne 2 and try chooping off someones limb, thats always funny to watch them squirm.

I remember I chopped off this guys hand, and he ran into a corner and when I walked up to him he said p-p-p-please, but he sounded like roger rabbit so I cut his head off.
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lol XD sick - but funny:)
 
DEATH eVADER said:
I personally would like to chuck a full can of coke at a combine soldiers crotch, just to seen him full on his knees and talking in a funny squelchy robotic voice. Either that or they have a cup to protect there area. Of course you could always shoot them in that area.
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Well, apparently the crosbow can pin people, so bolt to the crotch... :naughty:


Bolt to the Crotch sounds like a Meatloaf song or something.
 
I would like to use the manipulator to change pages from a porn magasine :p
 
"Bolt to the Crotch sounds like a Meatloaf song or something."

Rofl!
 
stick a stun baton in between a combine's legs....
smoked sausage, anyone? :D
 
I want to shoot a guy dead, use the manipulator and his body to thrump others...

Given that the manipulator can lift a body, seeing as we aren't getting the phys-gun...

Edit: And naturally, NOW I remember that the manipulator can only grab non-organic objects, so I guess I'll just have to shove the guy in a closet and launch that instead...
 
I am going to grab that PC monitor you see fall off the table in Kleiner's lab, and launch it in his general direction (hopefully not missing his head), then see what happens to the storyline! :p
 
Sadly, friendlies cannot be killed... At least directly, because of the gun-lowering. :angry:
 
I remember back in the glory days of DOS (sigh...memories) i was playing the game Rise Of The Triad. Enemies could be really tricky bastards because when hurt badly they would beg for their lives, eventually play dead, and when you turned your back on them, get up and shoot you in the back :D oh and they could also steal the weapon you were holding while saying "gimme that!" and kill you with it! :D
 
i remember playing HL once, and i had a scientist and a barney w/ me. the scientist says.. i refuse to go another step! and the barney turns to him and says.. what? are u missing a leg???
 
projectiles + crotches = hilarity

other stuff to make the game more amusing would be wild badgers, and bees. and if you attack any of them they should all flock and attack you (a la the chickens in zelda)
 
guise said:
projectiles + crotches = hilarity

other stuff to make the game more amusing would be wild badgers, and bees. and if you attack any of them they should all flock and attack you (a la the chickens in zelda)
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LMFAO...good idea.

:sniper: :afro:
 
The badgers would be horrible... they would start to dance in front of you and never stop!
 
Ryjalon5k said:
i remember playing HL once, and i had a scientist and a barney w/ me. the scientist says.. i refuse to go another step! and the barney turns to him and says.. what? are u missing a leg???
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:O

I have never witnessed other NPC's responding to those statements!

Wow....

I think you are making that up :(
 
Slime said:
Sadly, friendlies cannot be killed... At least directly, because of the gun-lowering. :angry:
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You suck. They can be killed, gun lowering is just an INDICATOR that you SHOULDN'T shoot them, you're free to do so if you wish. However if you shoot someone important to the story (Like Alyx or alike) you'll fade to black and have to start over.
 
Interl@ce said:
I remember back in the glory days of DOS (sigh...memories) i was playing the game Rise Of The Triad. Enemies could be really tricky bastards because when hurt badly they would beg for their lives, eventually play dead, and when you turned your back on them, get up and shoot you in the back :D oh and they could also steal the weapon you were holding while saying "gimme that!" and kill you with it! :D
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:LOL:
i remember that.. it would be so much fun if it was a feature in HL2 :E
faking death.. lol classic.
 
vegeta897 said:
:O

I have never witnessed other NPC's responding to those statements!

Wow....

I think you are making that up :(
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i dont think he is cause ive heard the "i refuse to take another step" remark but ive never heard the one which barney says,probably cause i dont listen to them or i dont care about them.
 
I remember back in the glory days of DOS (sigh...memories) i was playing the game Rise Of The Triad. Enemies could be really tricky bastards because when hurt badly they would beg for their lives, eventually play dead, and when you turned your back on them, get up and shoot you in the back oh and they could also steal the weapon you were holding while saying "gimme that!" and kill you with it!
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hahaha i remember those guys that played dead... that was awesome!

great game i'd hafta slow down my computer to play it again

anybody remember a game called "strife"? that game was so awesome but i only ever played the demo
 
Dead-Inside said:
You suck. They can be killed, gun lowering is just an INDICATOR that you SHOULDN'T shoot them, you're free to do so if you wish. However if you shoot someone important to the story (Like Alyx or alike) you'll fade to black and have to start over.
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What is ur source of this information ?

You seem to know quite alot about this hmm ? :cool:
 
you can throw birds in HL2, just chuck a pigeon at a strider..well...maybe not.


be nice if they flew away if you shot into the sky
 
vegeta897 said:
:O

I have never witnessed other NPC's responding to those statements!

Wow....

I think you are making that up :(
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Download Rocket Crowbar...

You shoot out a whole pile of them, and they sit there talking to one another, it's fun : >
 
Phat-t said:
hahahaha thats the funniest thing i've ever seen.

Badger badger badger badger badger Mushoom, MUSHOOOM!
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Shoot, I though that died late last year. Guess I was wrong. :rolling:

As for things in HL2: I'd love to pick up live headcrabs and throw them at people. But, since that's not going to be possible, I'll stick to the day to day physics: The same stuff we saw in the demo level (where he tossed the camera around, the giant pachinko machine, etc).
 
Dead-Inside said:
You suck. They can be killed, gun lowering is just an INDICATOR that you SHOULDN'T shoot them, you're free to do so if you wish. However if you shoot someone important to the story (Like Alyx or alike) you'll fade to black and have to start over.
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Why do you have to act like such an aloof wanker? It surely wouldn't have been difficult to just say that like a rational person?
<Sighs> That said, that's quite interesting info.
 
I remember one time while playing half-life, when you get your HEV suit and go to the elevator to go down into the labs, a voice announcement usually plays. Usually its just some "report to..." message, but one time it said "Gordon Freeman please report to Super Cool Laser Laboratories"
 
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