HL2 characters and today's minority fearing do-gooders

The Dark Elf

The Dark Elf

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Ok, so these days you can't call the color black black cause its racist, midgits are vertically challenged and a gollywog will send you to prison if you say it in public.

So what would the HL2 characters and creatures be called if our always active and unwanted do-gooder groups were around to protect them.

eg:

Headcrabbed victims - facially disadvantaged persons


your turn.
 
Man Hack - Non racially defined person hack

Damn this PC bullshit irritates me. Hands up every white person here that gets offended when someone thats not white, calls you white?

Anyone?
 
Meh, most people worried about political correctness aren't even a minority member- they're just petty-minded idiots looking for something to do and/or criticize.

Alien Slaves: Foreigners in a secondary caste.

Alien Grunts: Militant foreigners.

Gargantua: Differently massed blue lifeform.

Prowler: Misunderstood non-stalking genetic aberration.
 
Strider - tri-legged tall machine

Fast Zombie - the slow impared
 
...Fenrics change of avatar and sudden burst of happiness not associated with a warning or ban scares me. :eek: It must be a woman... :naughty:
 
Lethal8472 said:
...Fenrics change of avatar and sudden burst of happiness not associated with a warning or ban scares me. :eek: It must be a woman... :naughty:
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lets try to remain politically correct here: it could be a man ....not that there's anything wrong with that :naughty:
 
CptStern said:
lets try to remain politically correct here: it could be a man ....not that there's anything wrong with that :naughty:
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There is something wrong with that if TDE's avatar is a guy. :|
 
blahblahblah said:
There is something wrong with that if TDE's avatar is a guy. :|
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hmmm men are allowed to have men as lovers too you know ..hey if the animal kingdom can do it willy nilly so can humans :)



...I'm going to get soooooo banned for insinuating our fearless admin and resident artist/guru has things in common with animals :O
 
CptStern said:
hmmm men are allowed to have men as lovers too you know ..hey if the animal kingdom can do it willy nilly so can humans :)



...I'm going to get soooooo banned for insinuating our fearless admin and resident artist/guru has things in common with animals :O
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No, I thought you were suggesting TDE's avatar had the looks of a woman, but the equipment of a man. :eek:
 
ugh! freaky hermaphodite!!!! (how do they decide which public washroom to use?) man your head is in the gutter today ..hehhehe I dont know where you got that idea from
 
CptStern said:
ugh! freaky hermaphodite!!!! (how do they decide which public washroom to use?) man your head is in the gutter today ..hehhehe I dont know where you got that idea from
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CptStern said:
lets try to remain politically correct here: it could be a man ....not that there's anything wrong with that
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That is were I got that idea from. :frown:

My head is in a very nice gutter, thank-you-very-much. :D
 
ah I see, but you missed this quote from Lethal8472:

"It must be a woman"

as in he must have a girlfriend ..and then I said ...."blah blah blah"


ya :E
 
what about the G-man? any minority fearing do-gooder name for him? :p
 
gordon freeman- third person impared and mute.
 
Yeah, what's wrong with The Dark Elf? He's not even posting in the right forum. :eek:
 
headcrab -vertically challanged, visually, intellelctually and vocally impaired individual
 
RipperRoo said:
Zombies: Mobility Impared
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Shawn of the dead fan?? :D :D

Zombies: Life challenged, intellect impared and asthetically altered person.
Dr. Freeman said:
what about the G-man? any minority fearing do-gooder name for him? :p
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G-Man: Orally challenged cronologically adept person.


The Dark Elf: Brightness impared vertically challenged humanoid.
 
This is classic, not only does some boobies stir up a three page thread and send Munro into a spiral of madness trying to remove it. But a simple off topic thread can be turned into a discussion about my love life without any posts of my own lol!

For the record, no I haven't got a girlfriend, im quite single, I've just been in a very mischievous mood lately :E

Hmm what shall I do next? ;)
 
CptStern said:
tell us about your new girlfriend! ;)
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grr I don't have a girlfriend :p

Seriously.. do you think I'd be sat here, posting on a forum, at 4:24am if I had one sleeping downstairs? ;)
 
could it be me? i havent done anything wrong lately and it would be rather mischevious.
 
The Dark Elf said:
lol :p
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personally I think you should ban the next person who uses the letter "e" in a post ...k start ...now!


:)
 
CptStern said:
personally I think you should ban the next person who uses the letter "e" in a post ...k start ...now!


:)
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