Hl2 Faked The Video

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Originally posted by not_a_fan
btw i dont have a river where i live, ha :p

and, if u check google, lots of sites tell u that u have to pay t play multiplayer

and SORRY if i have mistakes in my typing, its not like i paste it into Word and spell check there and paste it back here.

and btw im not 12.
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dumb ass, look on these forums, they have official info from Valve. i bet you look on sites that aren't even related to HL2.
 
ooo, eQUIV, u outsmarted me, you now no i cant use a keyboard since i am acutally using it now

and anyway, there are things called KEYGENs
 
Don't flame not_a_fan. This guy is obviously here to amuse the people of this forum. Surely no intelligent person would base most of their argument on a buggy, incomplete beta full of placeholder programming. Surely nobody with half a brain would argue so forcefully without doing proper research first.

No research. No coherent thought. No sense. This guy is obviously joking around with us.

Or, alternatively, he is one of those strange people who are only happy when they have something to complain about.

He's not a retard. I know a few retards, and they could argue circles around this guy. He may be a sub-retard.

Seeya.:E
 
Originally posted by not_a_fan
ooo, eQUIV, u outsmarted me, you now no i cant use a keyboard since i am acutally using it now

and anyway, there are things called KEYGENs
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Keygens give you a 1/100,000,000 chance to get a online working key.
 
Keygens dont work online,You have a 1 in 1 million chance of getting a key that works online. I think you mean "know" instead of "no".
 
Originally posted by eQUIV
Go ahead and download a warez version then dipshit, you'll still have no cd-key for online play. Plus I'm amazed through your heavy retardation you've even able to function and work a keyboard, let alone play a game properly. You would just be wasting you're money buying the game. I'd be amazed if you could figure out how to load the game and get past the menu.
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roflmao lol!!!!!
 
If stupid was an album, this guy would go triple platinum.
 
Originally posted by not_a_fan
ooo, eQUIV, u outsmarted me, you now no i cant use a keyboard since i am acutally using it now

and anyway, there are things called KEYGENs
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Good look then, a keygen won't help you with multiplayer.
 
yes i meant 'kno' sry, my K key just flew out my keyboard, now im really sorry about that, i didnt mean to confuse ure brain with 'no' and 'kno'

and btw, i have a keygen for cs, and hl, and it works fine
 
Originally posted by not_a_fan
btw i dont have a river where i live, ha :p
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Then find the closest power outlet, grab a fork and ram it in there and see how long you can go without letting go
 
Originally posted by not_a_fan
yes i meant 'kno' sry, my K key just flew out my keyboard, now im really sorry about that, i didnt mean to confuse ure brain with 'no' and 'kno'

and btw, i have a keygen for cs, and hl, and it works fine
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Thank you for sharing that with us. now go away.
OK BYE.
 
Originally posted by Northwood83
Keygens dont work online,You have a 1 in 1 million chance of getting a key that works online. I think you mean "know" instead of "no".
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True, keygen will only allow you to play sp. Gg not_a_fan retard...
 
Originally posted by eQUIV
If stupid was an album, this guy would go triple platinum.
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am i suppsed to laugh? i was just wondering what site/book u got that lame joke from
 
Originally posted by not_a_fan

and SORRY if i have mistakes in my typing, its not like i paste it into Word and spell check there and paste it back here.
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last time I checked you can spell check without the use of a program...let me see...what was it called? oh yeah! using your brain!

and before people start flaming me...I usually don't make fun of the way people spell...but if you look closely at what our dear retard just typed. he's trying to put down people who spell correctly...or making that look like a dumb thing. well...duh!
 
Originally posted by not_a_fan
am i suppsed to laugh? i was just wondering what site/book u got that lame joke from
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We're laughing at you, not with you. i thought it was funny :cheese:
 
This is great. That guy started the thread to make fun of everyone here, now everyone is making an idiot out of him, I love this forum. :bounce:
 
Originally posted by not_a_fan
am i suppsed to laugh? i was just wondering what site/book u got that lame joke from
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No, if I wanted you to laugh I would tell you to go stand infront of a mirror and drop your pants and underwear.

And of course when I say "laugh" I really mean "cry".
 
its called a forum.
and besides, i didnt come to make fun of every1, i just came to tell every1 the truth! ;)
 
Originally posted by eQUIV
No, if I wanted you to laugh I would tell you to go stand infront of a mirror and drop your pants and underwear.
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laugh because i keep realising how bigger mine is compared to ures?
 
Originally posted by not_a_fan
its called a forum.
and besides, i didnt come to make fun of every1, i just came to tell every1 the truth! ;)
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Yeah, the truth in your messed up dream world where everyone lies and the walls have ears.
 
not_a_fan, thank you for the amusement.

I think your cheese has slid off your cracker.
 
Originally posted by eQUIV
No, if I wanted you to laugh I would tell you to go stand infront of a mirror and drop your pants and underwear.

And of course when I say "laugh" I really mean "cry".
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R O F L M A O ! ! ! ! ! !!
This guy is funny :D
 
Originally posted by not_a_fan
yes i meant 'kno' sry, my K key just flew out my keyboard, now im really sorry about that, i didnt mean to confuse ure brain with 'no' and 'kno'
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**golf clap** try again, this time with a 'w' at the end, or did your 'W' fly out of your keyboard too?
 
hey look we have a comedian in the forum, praise him.

now, i have to go do something else, rather than keeping in touch with this sry hl2 freak forum

so goodbye, and chao ;)
 
Originally posted by nw909
Yeah, the truth in your messed up dream world where everyone lies and the walls have ears.
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the walls have ears!?! *ARRGHHHHH, Stabs cheek with safty scissors :x*
 
Originally posted by not_a_fan
laugh because i keep realising how bigger mine is compared to ures?
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Hmmm.. I don't doubt that you've probably seen alot penises to make comparisons. However, I'm sure everyones penis looks smaller than yours when 1/3 of their penis is buried in your mouth. So its not really a fair judgement.
 
Originally posted by not_a_fan
now, i have to go do something else, rather than keeping in touch with this sry hl2 freak forum
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That hurts me.... on the inside.... ;(

.... or not
 
i already have 1, i think u should get 1 , or is it the life where u try getting a better rank at this forum with "zombie" ?

now this is the last post, bye, tchuss, au revoir, masalama, doei, cya
 
Originally posted by not_a_fan
its called a forum.
and besides, i didnt come to make fun of every1, i just came to tell every1 the truth! ;)
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the truth that your an inbred retard?
 
shell i tell the email of not_a_fan? :afro:
then lets who is the funniest here :cheese:
 
Originally posted by not_a_fan
i already have 1, i think u should get 1 , or is it the life where u try getting a better rank at this forum with "zombie" ?

now this is the last post, bye, tchuss, au revoir, masalama, doei, cya
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OMG you said you were going to do something else!! enough said.
 
Originally posted by eQUIV
Hmmm.. I don't doubt that you've probably seen alot penises to make comparisons. However, I'm sure everyones penis looks smaller than yours when 1/3 of their penis is buried in your mouth. So its not really a fair judgement.
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harsh... but funny **buys equiv a beer** :cheers:
 
Originally posted by not_a_fan
its called a forum.
and besides, i didnt come to make fun of every1, i just came to tell every1 the truth! ;)
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Well you succeeded in one aspect, making the truth known your a complete moron. Not only are you completely misinformed about hl2 in every aspect, but your obvious lack of intelligence professionally put on display in this thread has drawn me to come to the following conclusion. Not only will you not be playing hl2 multiplayer, but if the special olympics ever need a backup, you certainly meet the requirements. :dork:
 
Hey not_a_fan, I have a magic mantra for you to repeat to yourself constantly:

"Ayman-Niddy-Yit"

This mantra, if spoken loudly enough, will reveal your true nature to those around you.
 
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