HL2: Frequently Axed Questions

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Question: oh noes hl2 teh perload started lol?!?!1+11+

Yes, it can only mean that HL2 will go gold in a matter of minutes!!!!! Even though your friend Joe at the reliable RandomGameStore.com said it's pushed back to 2008.

Question: will teh adrain shapherd b in hl2 lol that wuld rox lol adbrian i luv u :(

The 1,357 threads posted yesterday seem to indicate that:

1) yes, he will be in HL2 and try to kill Gordon
2) yes, he will be in HL2 and will help Gordon
3) he arouses homoerotic feelings in everyone and therefore he must be in HL2
4) no, he will not be in HL2 because Opposing Force is not really Half-Life
5) no, he will not be in HL2 because Gabe is teh fagott omg

I hope this clears things up.

Question: wil my comp run hl2 plz help? oh noes

There may have been a thread about it over at the Hardware forum, but it had an obscure title so finding it would be very difficult.

Question: oh noes wut was teh thread plz tell meh

I think it was a sticky called ATTENTION: Read this before posting upgrade questions/'Will my PC run HL2?' questions.

Question (?): gamestore.com annouces hl2 gold in 2 dayz lol!!

You'd better e-mail Gabe about it, to make sure that he knows when his game is going gold. We wouldn't want Valve to miss the official date.

Question: WHY VALVE WHY??+++

Valve are nothing but lying, cheating and deceiving bastards. Their only goal is to systematically ruin your life by making false promises that they will never be able to fulfill. Half-Life 2 is vaporware because it has been pushed back so many times. It's doubtful that any other company in existence has had such problems with release dates.
 
Valve are nothing but lying, cheating and deceiving bastards. Their only goal is to systematically ruin your life by making false promises that they will never be able to fulfill. Half-Life 2 is vaporware because it has been pushed back so many times. It's doubtful that any other company in existence has had such problems with release dates.

Definently not worth a sticky.
 
Novelty at best
Hard on the eyes
Shouldn't be mistaken for a real FAQ
Needs to be in Off Topic

*Moved*
 
*Blinks* Was this ment to be funny? Did'nt get a laugh from me.
 
lo, quite funny except for the

Valve are nothing but lying, cheating and deceiving bastards. Their only goal is to systematically ruin your life by making false promises that they will never be able to fulfill. Half-Life 2 is vaporware because it has been pushed back so many times. It's doubtful that any other company in existence has had such problems with release dates.

bit.
 
Suicide42 said:
lo, quite funny except for the
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bit.

I thought that was the funniest part...

You did notice the dripping sarcasm, didn't you? Oh wait, you've got some ... right... there.... /me wipes the dripping sarcasm from Cybernoid's post off suicide42's face ... okay, alll good.
 
I thought that last part was just meant to be sarcastic...You know, that would make it funny.
 
The last part wasn't sarcastic. No sir. No other company has had such problems with release dates. It's not like, say, 3D Realms has pushed back... ... oh, wait.
 
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