UltimateNinja
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Aluminum- Perpetual state of "non-releaseness" hype where anything is possible, but the game still gets delayed into eternity, Like how people percieve the end of the earth; always past their lifespan.
The insane animal drives that empowered the techno-geeks with the bravery to hack ValVe, like a lumberjack hacks away at a fresh-scented pine, reminicent of the little scented cardboard tree cutouts; spoiling cristmas for all the little boys and girls like the green horror known as the grinch never could. The news headlines fly by like doing 70 through a canyon; the rock formations a blur, as time speeds along its omni-present path. Half-Life 2 beta stolen and shared, they say; finally ripping the last strand of hope of out an entire community, much like a hungry dog would pick the sinew off a skunk, run over by the car thats in the canyon i talked about.
Horrible, the community cries, as the tempted masses look at the HL2 pre-release DL link, tempted as a child is on christmas morn, when he sneaks downstairs to see what the jolly man brought him; The child is bursting with the need to rip open every last precious parcel, to Download HL2, but the fear of punishment always stops him, alas, to obey your desires, is to spoil christmas.
in short: Dont D/L Hl2 pre-release (in Max payne super description style, yo!)
:afro:
The insane animal drives that empowered the techno-geeks with the bravery to hack ValVe, like a lumberjack hacks away at a fresh-scented pine, reminicent of the little scented cardboard tree cutouts; spoiling cristmas for all the little boys and girls like the green horror known as the grinch never could. The news headlines fly by like doing 70 through a canyon; the rock formations a blur, as time speeds along its omni-present path. Half-Life 2 beta stolen and shared, they say; finally ripping the last strand of hope of out an entire community, much like a hungry dog would pick the sinew off a skunk, run over by the car thats in the canyon i talked about.
Horrible, the community cries, as the tempted masses look at the HL2 pre-release DL link, tempted as a child is on christmas morn, when he sneaks downstairs to see what the jolly man brought him; The child is bursting with the need to rip open every last precious parcel, to Download HL2, but the fear of punishment always stops him, alas, to obey your desires, is to spoil christmas.
in short: Dont D/L Hl2 pre-release (in Max payne super description style, yo!)
:afro:
