HL2 Haiku

[Rupertvdb]

fun police called, they want their truncheon back

 

[CyberSh33p]

well, if you give hard times without due cause I shall pounce like a sheep primed for attack.

last time I checked the style is a style, you don't have to translate to its original language and back to make it right.

imagine if you did this to limericks. edit: oooooh, new thread idea ;P

 

[blahblahblah]

fun police called, they want their truncheon back

rofl (10 char limit)

 

[frances_farmer]

My balls are itchy.
I'm thinking I should scratch them.
Let me get some gloves.

 

[Scunna]

Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
Gabe ate all the pies?

loooooooooooool

 

[estling]

You are the one
In the one-man-land
Now screw 'em all and show the hand!

 

[Jhokur]

Barney calls to you -
Here is that beer I owe you
You like Corona?

 

[alehm]

I am the Freeman
I am the Gordon Freeman
Ah goo goo ka chu

 

[Brian Damage]

I can think of nought,
I have nothing new at all,
So I wrote this thing.

 

[Corupter]

Think this is right not sure though


Stand up tall and straight.
Grab that crowbar firmly.
Prepare to die crab.

:cheers:

 

[Naveed]

Two similar games
Half-Life 2
Duke Nukem Forever

 

[Naveed]

September 30th
Summer 2004?
When it's done!

 

[Sparta]

HL2 delayed once
DNF delayed ....5 times or more

 

[Crusader]

Gone is software mode.
My PC will not run it.
ATI is rich.

 

[ferd]

Please resize your sig
It's against the forum rules
Four lines or less, please.

lol! so funny

 

[Naveed]

September 30th
Bundled with ATI card
ATI made money

 

[Brian Damage]

Poor sad old Naveed,
He is a bitter person,
He thinks we care, too.

 

[Paintballer]

Need Half-Life 2 now
Me bored with Counter-Strike now
Give me new MODs now

I am a lurker
Nobody knows Paintballer
I will go hide now

Need new MODs now, please
start the Community MOD
It died long ago


(we really do need to start that thing back up again tho... SDK so close)

 

[kkevin666]

This is quite possibly the worst / boring/ just plain shite post ive seen on ANY website .

You people really need to get a life.

 

[Lucifer Crass]

This is quite possibly the worst / boring/ just plain shite post ive seen on ANY website .

You people really need to get a life.

[sarcasm]Yo hear that everyone! We need to get a life! Lets go pick one up from K-mart or E-Bay!![/sarcasm]

The only reason I am responding is to promote the disallusion that your opinion accualty matters to someone.

 

[63]

This is quite possibly the worst / boring/ just plain shite post ive seen on ANY website .

You people really need to get a life.

Don't blame him people! He doesn't know what we've been through! He is just a silly Headcrab!

 

[Naveed]

Half-Life is still best game
Half-Life didn't have best graphics when released
Graphics doesn't make good game

 

[torso boy]

haikus are real neat
you guys are not creative
so shut the f**k up

those who made haikus
some of them were really cool
keep it up people

 

[blahblahblah]

Haikus everywhere
Random posts are everywhere
I FEEL GREAT!!!