HL2.net Community Anonymous Confessions

[Jintor]

To the first guy, you'll know you're there when you stop being scared that you're getting there.

 

[Geogaddi]

To little girl handjob guy, you get the Pedobear Seal of Approval.

(someone post it quick gogogogo)

 

[JNightshade]

 

[Krynn72]

http://www.ljplus***/img/l/o/lorellin/pedobear_seal.gif

How old were you mr anonymous handjob guy? Also, while its still completely wrong, i doubt it ruined her life or even hurt it in any significant amount. A lot of girls experience their first sexual act at a lot younger than we realize.

I learned that from asking some girls, and from that one time when we raided girlspace. ew.


EDIT: Damn, i got mega owned by a huge version of the seal. Well mine has a transparent background so there!

 

[Pulse]

....do I hear a party van?

 

[Insano]

I eat little babies.

Who said it had to be anonymous?

 

[jondy]

The first confession reminds me of Absinthe or AL.

 

[Geogaddi]

I too find myself more and more sociopathic by the day. Thing is, I don't WANT it, but I don't really care that it's happening.

 

[Rapstah]

Sh*t. That throwing baseball bat thing changed my life.

It's like my brain was reformatted or something. I feel different.

Holy god.

 

[Geogaddi]

Sh*t. That throwing baseball bat thing changed my life.

It's like my brain was reformatted or something. I feel different.

Holy god.

So you were the guy that got his face smashed in?

 

[Raziaar]

I really wanted to get this off my chest and since this is probably the best way to do it, I'm going to share something I've never told anyone. I really don't care if I get caught or whatever, I just can't live with it anymore.

On January 11th, I invited a 12 year old girl over to my house when my parents were gone. Her parents thought my parents were going to take her to a soccer game. I lied and I told her we were going to plant sunflowers in the yard and watch "The Nightmare before Christmas". Half way through the movie I slid her hand into my pants and I made her give me a hand job. It was the best day of my life, and the scariest. We never talked again after that but every time both our parents meet she looks at me and smiles. The fear of her telling her parents what happened turns my heart into a jackhammer. I can never forgive myself and I know I'm a horrible person. Please don't judge me, hl2.net, I already know what I did was horrible and that I'm going to Hell. Let God judge me for what I have done to this girl.

Pfft, I know who wrote this one.

 

[Rapstah]

So you were the guy that got his face smashed in?

Yeah.

And i'm Santa too, by the way.

 

[Baal]

Pfft, I know who wrote this one.

If you really know, don't say!

Anonymous means anonymous.

 

[Baal]

To little girl handjob guy, you get the Pedobear Seal of Approval.

(someone post it quick gogogogo)

Even better.

 

[Baal]

Sh*t. That throwing baseball bat thing changed my life.

It's like my brain was reformatted or something. I feel different.

Holy god.

The entire thread has made me think about things a lot differently.

fake edit: Triple post in my own thread; I fail at life.

 

[<RJMC>]

If you really know, don't say!

Anonymous means anonymous.

so that means it was you!!!


btw the only thing I learn from that is that the internetz is a frightening place

 

[Raziaar]

If you really know, don't say!

Anonymous means anonymous.

I won't say... but I will say it's not real.

HAH to you who wrote it. At least, I think I know who wrote it.

:x if I'm wrong and it's real.

 

[Dekstar]

This sounds quite fun, I just need to do something totally irresponsible and email you \o/.
I'm sure half of you have been saving your rape dollars for an opportunity like this.

 

[gick]

Hell, I was going to post this as an anonymous one (but I couldnt figure out how to do it, hurrrrrr!), but Im just going to come out with it:

That story about the guys who beat up all those kids? I read that, and I thought it was freaking awesome, if people come onto your property, threaten you and start ****ing your stuff up, then they deserve whatever they get.

Then I read the last paragraph about the guy getting his face all mangled and i felt really really guilty for what I just said.

 

[<RJMC>]

Then I read the last paragraph about the guy getting his face all mangled and i felt really really guilty for what I just said.

why?

if someone robs you pointing a gun at you and you hav one too and shoot at him you will feel bad?

you: oh sorry I didnt wanted to shoot you I was geting the wallet but you know the nervious
thief:is ok man,dam this shit hurts,is this what I was doing to people?I am a monster!
you:dont worry I forgive you
thief: oh thanks man
*hugh*

 

[Ennui]

I hate that everytime I read this thread I find myself just wondering which of these are true

edit: lol I'm closing my blinds

 

[Solaris]

why?

if someone robs you pointing a gun at you and you hav one too and shoot at him you will feel bad?

you: oh sorry I didnt wanted to shoot you I was geting the wallet but you know the nervious
thief:is ok man,dam this shit hurts,is this what I was doing to people?I am a monster!
you:dont worry I forgive you
thief: oh thanks man
*hugh*

Becuase he's a kid, I felt the exact same way as the person you quoted.

 

[<RJMC>]

Becuase he's a kid, I felt the exact same way as the person you quoted.

a kid will grow whit the idea of how cool is to vandalize the houses of someone else,and will become in a adult whit that same thinking

I am not saying "yay he got disfigurated for life" I am saying that is not like his inocent for that

 

[bvasgm]

This may sound cold, but I've gotta go with RJMC on this one. I don't feel any sympathy for that kid at all.

If you want to step up and play "tough guy", going around destroying someone else's property, you'd better be ready to deal with their reaction. He took a stupid chance and he lost. Tough shit.

 

[The Monkey]

I lolled at the face smashing story.

 

[Solaris]

This may sound cold, but I've gotta go with RJMC on this one. I don't feel any sympathy for that kid at all.

If you want to step up and play "tough guy", going around destroying someone else's property, you'd better be ready to deal with their reaction. He took a stupid chance and he lost. Tough shit.

I still really sympathize with the kid and thats what he is remember. People do stupid things in groups, it was mob mentality, a stupid thing to do, but I doubt he thought it through properly. I don't particularly hold much against the guy who did it, but it's a really sad thing that any kid should have his life ruined at age 15/16, I bet he fully regrets what he did and will hold that for the rest of his life. I don't know how the guy who through it lives with himself, when he gets older I'm sure it'll affect him, which is also sad.

The moral here is not to make stupid decisions.

 

[JNightshade]

I agree with bvasgm. I'm all for sympathy, but that kid was way outta line. It sucks that his face got b0rked, but that's really just chance. What it all comes down to is that the kid was asking for it.

That said, the guy who threw the bat SHOULD'VE gotten in trouble for it. Defending one's property is one thing- what he did is another altogether.

 

[CyberPitz]

I, pesonally wouldn't feel one bit of pity for the guy who got his face smashed in. They should have been intelligent enough to keep away, but hell, I call this natural selection. Cleaning the gene pool, if you may.

 

[Smoke]

Moar...MOAR I say!

Really though, somebody post more.

 

[Steven]

http://www.ljplus***/img/l/o/lorellin/pedobear_seal.gif

How old were you mr anonymous handjob guy? Also, while its still completely wrong, i doubt it ruined her life or even hurt it in any significant amount. A lot of girls experience their first sexual act at a lot younger than we realize.

I learned that from asking some girls, and from that one time when we raided girlspace. ew.


EDIT: Damn, i got mega owned by a huge version of the seal. Well mine has a transparent background so there!

There was a raid and I wasn't involved? I demand a refund!

 

[the_rebel_medic]

I lol'd at this one

I once shot a New Zealand person after getting into a fight with them over their accent. Heh, field story. Gotta love the F-88 Eh?

Also, I like communism in theory.

 

[Baal]

[email protected]

I accidentally started a forest fire when I was younger.

I'm sixteen. My mom has said to her friends, with me sitting right next to her, that she intentionally keeps me poor and in the house all day. I never leave the house unless it's to help her with an errand, to do some sort of activity related to church/ boy scouts, or to jam with my best friend in his dad's studio.

This isn't a sneaking out confession, and in fact it's not a confession of anything specific at all, really. I just prefer it to be anonymous because it shows a more sensitive side of me, which is not one that I am particularly fond of, or one that I want to have associated with me >.>
I love girls. Just, in general. Unless they're assholes, but hey. I think girls are beautiful, even ones people normally consider "fat" or "ugly", and my mom says that's a good trait. When I'm feeling cynical, I think I've just got no quality control. I'm getting tired of people telling me how unnatractive my "girlfriends" are. I've had several "girlfriends", though none in the normal sense. I've been on one real date in my life, and I got ditched halfway through. My "girlfriends" are just chicks that I get unusually close to and sometimes make out with. I've never had sex.

I'm jealous of people that have had intimate experiences early in life, even though it sort of disturbs me. Especially girls. Ages ten, eleven, twelve, making out with high school students, going to parties, etc. (I've never been to a party that wasn't a birthday party. In my life, I've been to about five friends' houses, in total.) There's this girl, right now. I really really love her. More than any before, more than anything. She loves me, too. Or loved. I'm not sure, and I'm afraid to ask her, because a week or so ago I made the mistake or telling her that I had progressed from a bf/gf love to a sibling kind of love, when I hadn't, not really. I don't want to look stupid to her.

She has this boyfriend that she's been with for more than two years. Six months ago, she moved in with him (she was fifteen, him fifteen or sixteen) because her mom was a drug addict and "crazy". She hates her boyfriend, or so she says- but nowadays, when I hear the two of them interacting in the background when I'm on the phone with her, it doesn't sound like she hates him. Not at all. That's ok, though, I hate him enough for both me and her. It may sound bad, but I hate him for getting to her first. She lost her virginity to him, I assume around the age of thirteen or fourteen. She lives with him. She sleeps in his bed, and she tells me how she would get confused when they wouldn't have sex. It makes me sick, because I'm so jealous, and because I hate him so much. I feel really immature and like a little kid everytime I talk to her, even though I'm a few months older than her (which is what really gets me in the chest) and I don't think I'll be able to have sex with anybody anytime soon, because I get these really sickening mental images of her and him, and lemme tell ya, nothing kills a boner faster than the girl you love riding some short stupid little ****** ass ****ing dickhead like a mechanical bull. She tells me she hates him, and she says she'll kill him. I say I'll do it for her. I'm pretty sure she's joking. I'm pretty sure I'm not.

Her friend has told her she thinks I get a lot of sex. She's wrong, btu I can't blame her. I hate to be concieted-sounding, but I'm pretty handsome, I've got a nice body, I'm damn popular, and I've got the word of tons of females to back me up. But sometimes I wish I was a slut, I wish I could get out and do some of the things people think I do, because I bet it'd make me feel a lot better about the whole situation. Whatever- I just need to get over it. And no mother****ing emo cutting, either. That girl, the girl I love, she used to do that. A lot. She has nearly sixty scars, she's counted. She hasn't done it recently though, and she says it's because of me, because I make her happy, and feel really good. And that makes me happy, that I can make someone feel that way. It really does. I don't know what the **** my problem is. I need to get over myself. I need to get laid. I need to get high. I need a driver's liscence. I'm getting a new bass, soon- I'll be able to get my band going pretty strong. Yeah. That's what I'll do. I'll play gigs at the Gilman, all kinds of stuff. Yeah.

I know, I know, Tl:dr, and no interesting stuff, either, but I liked writing it. And if you read it, thanks. Hopefully it's not too clear who this is, if at all.

She thinks she's fat. She's not, I swear. I've gotta convince her otherwise

I once seared the flesh of my 5 year old sister with a hot curling iron because she wouldn't give me the remote controller. I was 16.

Sometimes I really wish that a plague or natural disaster would wipe out 99% of the people on earth. People are stupid, ignorant, arrogant and short sighted. Capable of doing unspeakably evil acts to other people, simply because they were taught to worship the 'wrong' god, they were born on the other side of an imaginary line in the ground, or they happened to prefer one gender to the other.

Human civilisation is ****ed up. It needs to be destroyed and rebuilt from the ground up.

btw, if anyone sends a confession and doesn't see it up, it's because you're the only confession I've received in recent hours and therefore I'm not only posting one confession. I want at LEAST two (decently lengthed, not one liners) before I will post.

 

[Stigmata]

I sometimes think I might be bi-sexual. When I pleasure myself I think of sucking dicks...

I once shot a New Zealand person after getting into a fight with them over their accent. Heh, field story. Gotta love the F-88 Eh?

I stopped talking to a bunch of my friends about a year back, once their conservative Christian ideologies became apparent. I didn't even do it on purpose, or out of principle - I had just pegged them as moderate Christians with liberal leanings, and left it at that. But when I found out the truth, my perceptions of them changed, and I was thereafter unable to spend time with them.

Every time I see them, I want to scream at them, berate them, beat them even, for believing in such blatantly stupid and ignorant views. For being unable to realize that they'd been raised into a sheltered little world of Sunday scripture and moral superiority, of ideological invincibility based on nothing but two-millenia-old pages of scripture taken metaphorically when it EXPLICITLY SAYS they are not to be taken metaphorically.

One of them, who is actually studying Physics at a local University, was stupid enough to say "I support equal rights for gays, but the Bible says I shouldn't, so I guess I don't."

People like this are the only people I would ever be willing to murder. They cause so much harm to our world, through evangelism and "silent majority" maneouvers, and have for thousands of years - yet any criticism of them remains taboo.

I HATE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING.

I got my red wings last week. But it wasn't from sex. It was from oral.

D:

 

[Jintor]

3rd confessor wins games.

 

[Stigmata]

Guess which one is mine

PROTIP: I don't know anyone with a New Zealand accent

 

[AmishSlayer]

I'm logged into the email account and I'm seeing drafts pop up as people write them. Weird

 

[Krynn72]

lol, your right. haha.

So I guess that means gmail allows multiple users to be logged in? Isnt that a security issue or something?

 

[Sparta]

I don't have anything to confess so here's an incredibly creepy one by some goon at SA about another goon. ****ing. Creepy. Shit.

I am deeply in love with Anoxia. It started last year in December. She made a thread about christmas trees. Ever since then I have been following her every post sometimes I search her post history up to 15 times a day eagerly awaiting her next post I bought archives so I could read her other threads.
Every thread shes made I've read even the news story one about United States Scientists Blocking Out The Sun and the Myspace Experiment II thread even all of these Confessions. I smile every time I see one of her posts.
Anoxia your ex-fiance was a dope and a jerk. You are so much better off without him now. He treated you like shit and you deserve better. Are you still single?
Sometimes I fap off to her latest posts. Lately I've been downloading the audio she doing for the Hannah thread and fapping off to that. Last night I came three times from it. At the end of http://www.tindeck.com/audio/my/55aht her voice goes soft and I want her to talk to me naughty with her lips wrapped around me.
Everytime she's nice to another poster I want to hide her away and tell them that shes MINE they don't know her like I do. I get jealous when other people quote her in threads and when she mentions someone offline.
I want so badly to ask her out but we live miles away. I've decided that if she ever dates a goon I'm going to have to stalk him as well to see what she likes in him and learn to be him.
I have never posted in one of her threads. I'm scared she will ignore me despite everything between us or even worse she won't like me
Also, I have a crush on zee is zae's artwork.

Told you.

 

[Baal]

[email protected] :

I am 20 years old. I am still a virgin. That may not that astounding, but I have actually never even been on a date or had a girlfriend. I know you might be thinking "Well, you're obviously a looser who sits on his computer all day", FALSE. I do have a life, I actually do hang out with friends and other people, I go to parties once in awhile (although not often), I can strike up a conversation with women... its just that I have never met a girl I would actually like to go out with. EVER. And its not just because I talk to annoying girls or dumb ones, everyone I talk to
nice and smart. I guess I just dont try, because girls never seem into me.

Don't worry, I know you're not alone.

I feel like beating the shit out of one of my mates... He's gotten drunk last night and started flirting on other girls at the party then tried to walk to another party about 500m down the road... He got lost, phoned me to get directions to the other party, then turned back up at the party about 10 min later... Some of the other guys had gone done to the other party; only took them 4 min walking.
As soon as he returns he vomits on the couch and my pants before rushing to the bathroom.
I just wish he wasn't being such a dickhead and getting drunk for no reason.

And to make it worse - he's going out with a friend of mine {note the previous flirting} and called her a "stuipd slut."

I just feel like making him bleed but i know it will do nothing.

 

[Remus]

OK... *runs away screaming in horror*