HL2 Nightmare

[goldenboi]

I was walking down a dirt road, and all of a sudden I see these heacdcraps about 2 in. long on the road floor. So I run to my grandma's house and they start attaching to arm. It hurt, but I was too paralyzed with fear to do anything. Then one go on my throat and that's when I dropped a load in my bed.

 

[Dynasty]

uhhhh moderator!....MODERATOR!!!!

 

[DrunkPanda]

ewwwwwwww

 

[B-MAn]

riiiiiiiittteeee.......

 

[czrsink]

Thread closed?

 

[Kel Thuzad]

I was walking down a dirt road, and all of a sudden I see these heacdcraps about 2 in. long on the road floor. So I run to my grandma's house and they start attaching to arm. It hurt, but I was too paralyzed with fear to do anything. Then one go on my throat and that's when I dropped a load in my bed.

LLLOOOLLL !!!
Almost crapped my pants myself when i read the post...
Keep up the good work...
These forums in these days need to liven up a little :cheese:

 

[zer0kewl]

Omfg you should't play hl2 you'r to young.

 

[AkasaReeve]

HL1 was damn scary!!! Opposing Force's zombie marines? Zombies camping behind doors? THE ICTHYOSAUR?

 

[Fliko]

You can't say a person is to young zer0...
I played Hl when i was 8, do the math

 

[tokin]

****ing ******s don't shut up about their homoerotic fanboy wet hl2 dreams.

 

[A True Canadian]

I had a dream similar to half-life once...shortly after I played the game for the first time.

I was sitting in my room when I heard a rumbling outside; so I opened my curtains. This gigantic gargantuan creature (about 50 meters down the road) was ripping trees from the ground. It looks at me, turns completely around, and starts sprinting towards my house.
I hid in the closet (big mistake). That sound of people screaming (you know the one, from the On A Rail level) was pounding in my ears and then this bright green light comes out of the darkness and consumes me.
Moments later there was a teleporting sound and I was falling through the clouds. Some giant hand came out of the Earth and tried to crush me...and that's when I woke up.

I heard that dreams can often have hidden meanings. I don't know what the hell that one was about then. :rolling:

 

[Vegeta897]

Wow... That's really scary True Canadian... :O

I had a little dream after the first time I played Halflife. It complimented the amazingly lifelike characters. I dreamt that I was playing, and I was actually talking to the scientists, in my own words, and they understood me.

And I always had a fear of how sometimes dead scientists have their mouths wide open.. So wide.. AHH!!!

 

[goldenboi]

en francais, s'il vous plait? je parle francais. Et toi? Tu es canadienne? Oui? J'adore le francais. Ils sont tres grossent! Mais oui!

Aussi, mon prof du francaise est canadieene. Il habitait a Quebec!

 

[TinyKilbasa]

hee hee I just tried bable fishing that....made no sense....:


"in did French, s'il plait you? I speak French. And you? You are cannediennce? Yes? J'adore French. They are very grossent! Yes!"

 

[goldenboi]

hee hee I just tried bable fishing that....made no sense....:


"in did French, s'il plait you? I speak French. And you? You are cannediennce? Yes? J'adore French. They are very grossent! Yes!"

actually translators are wrong most of the time. I said to the go from Canada:

"in french, please [his text] I speak french. You are Canadian? Yes? I love French [the language]. They [guys] are very fat. But yes! Also, my french teacher Canadian. He lived in Quebec."

pwn3d n00b

 

[A True Canadian]

Non, je ne pas parle francais. Je suis marde et parle francais.

 

[goldenboi]

;( o well thought we could translate secret messages in my treehouse! lol

 

[Ames]

;( o well thought we could translate secret messages in my treehouse! lol

We have our Captain Planet decoder ring for that!

 

[goldenboi]

I brought my Spidy vision (psst! it can spot the cuties on girls!)

amg this forum has gone to shit...

til HL2 will save us

haha ololee

 

[Abdi]

in my dream gordon was gay and was in bed with the g-man........................

 

[ZombieBudgie]

My brain hurts.

 

[Vertz]

i pwnz teh s0ckz :sniper:

 

[hex]

some people are just the cheesiest nerds i've ever heard of

 

[Abdi]

omg, people are so spamming

 

[Ownzed]

Wow, what was the point of making a new thread for THAT!?

 

[goldenboi]

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