HL2: Song Parodies

[Kangy]

To the tune of "Once in a Lifetime" by the Talking Heads

And you may find yourself living in a torn up lab
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in an alien land, with a HEV suit
And you may ask yourself-Well...How did I get here?

Letting the years go by/let the G Man hold me back
Letting the years go by/G Man's holding me back
Into the guns again/after all hope has gone
Once in a lifetime/G Man walking past.

And you may ask yourself
How do I shoot this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my alien land!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my HEV suit!
Letting the years go by/let the G Man hold me back
Letting the years go by/G Man's held me back
Into the guns again/after all hope has gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...

Crystal dissolving...and crystal destroying
There are crystals in the middle of Xen!
Put the crystal in the grate!
Remove the crystals, they're gonna blow!

Letting the years go by/let the G Man hold me back
Letting the years go by/G Man's held me back
Into the guns again/in the broken ruins
Under the rocks and stones/destruction all around

Letting the years go by/let the G Man hold me back
Letting the years go by/G Man's held me back
Into the guns again/after all hope is gone
Once in a lifetime/destruction all around

And you may ask yourself
What is that alien land?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that portal go?
And you may ask yourself
Was I right?...Was I wrong?
And you may tell yourself
MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Letting the years go by/let the G Man hold me back
Letting the years go by/G Man's held me back
Into the guns again/after all hope has gone
Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after all hope has gone
Once in a lifetime/dstruction all aroun

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...

 

[T.H.C.138]

Nice work!! I honestly enjoyed this

 

[Kangy]

Cheers man, I didn't actually expect anyone to like this.

:imu:

 

[T.H.C.138]

Most people don't remember/never heard of the talking heads...I remember when this came out..

 

[L337_Assasain]

I like it, i've never heard the song though, think you could post a link to somewhere where i can hear it?

 

[f|uke]

Yah theres some amusing lines in there

l337, you really think you're going to get a link to a commercial song? Jeese. emule it man.

 

[bliink]

I like it, i've never heard the song though, think you could post a link to somewhere where i can hear it?

just find a midi of it... www.musicrobot.com maybe? (haven't used it in ages)

 

[Kangy]

Amazon.com has a sample of it, but the sound quality is awful.

Still, they just released a greatest hits album, so take a look at that.

 

[Kangy]

Coming tomorrow!

Don't Fear the Strider

 

[CrazyHarij]

Aw, this reminds me of those HL2 versions of christmas carols we did back in December