HLFallout.net=Dead

[Darkside55]

Oh, don't mistake me: I'm not ragging on PHL the site, I'm laughing at the notion that the PHL forums were good. At all.

The Planet community was garbage.

 

[BlueWolf72]

IJS

he has a selection

 

[Viperidae]

Actually I was being sarcastic.

 

[Krynn72]

I hate newbies. Especially HLFallout newbies.

 

[Darkside55]

he has a selection

That's not what you're supposed to say. You're a staff member on HL2.net; have a little dignity and pride, man. You're supposed to say things like,

"Find a better site than Halflife2.net? Maybe ModDB...THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE. This is the greatest and best Half-Life fansite out there and if you even think of trying out some other site then you're mentally deficient I mean seriously what is wrong with you you think you're going to find a better forum than ours you best be joking newbie we've got like 28 different boards how many boards do you think they've got at PHL I'll tell you they've got like 15 if you count the secret Staff Only boards we've got over twice as many boards as they do goddamn it's like we've got boards coming out of every orifice you wanna talk about Half-Life well of course you fucking do you're on a Half-Life fansite what are you stupid but if you want to talk about other things oh shit son we've got all kinds of boards we've got boards where you can talk about video games and movies and you can go and look at people's crazy ass art and you can post fanfiction about Gordon and Alyx and Dog fucking tearing up the Combine's shit I mean seriously we've got an entire board for that kind of thing and we used to have a roleplaying board but it's gone now but maybe in the future you might see it again and we've got an image dump where you can see old ass images that you've probably seen like a million times before but it's alright because some of them are still funny and we've got polls WE'VE GOT ALL KINDS OF POLLS goddamn what hand do you use to wipe and our members are fucking AWESOME we've got like a couple dogs and some anime guys and some pretentious jerks and two or three master level trolls and we've got this one guy who wears DRAGON SHIRTS, GODDAMNED DRAGON SHIRTS HOLY SHIT I BET YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN A COMMUNITY WITH A GUY LIKE THAT and our mods are hateful and will spite you at every turn but sometimes they can act like decent human beings but not often and I hear that we have a few females on the board and they're ok but the only members you really have to watch out for are the werewolves

they're everywhere

oh god they're in this very thread

oh shit

oh

oh goddamn there aren't even enough silver bullets"









And that's what you're supposed to say. You will never find a more awesome forum community than this.

Unless you pay $10 and join SA.

 

[Barnz]

The Planet community was garbage.

Planet Half-Life was garbage? Are you stupid?

 

[Darkside55]

The forums were.

 

[Barnz]

Yeah I agree about that part, but site was a gold mine. I grown up with PHL/Contaminated

 

[Darkside55]

The site was great. Even after I joined HL2.net I visited PHL's front page every day. Sadly there's no real reason to go there anymore, and Planet Fortress died.

 

[Bob_Marley]

Well, welcome to our new members from an empoverished wasteland.

 

[YROC]

I hate newbies. Especially HLFallout newbies.

Watch out for this guy. He'll get ya, then he'll befriend ya.

 

[Maestro]

If by befriend you mean 'dog-hump' then yes, he will.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What the **** is HLFallout?


Also **** yeah more people to yell obscenities at **** yeah its gonna ****ing rock.

 

[Letters]

We serve soup at at 6:00 PM.

Some of you will have to share beds.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

With me.

 

[Poison_Berrie]

If by befriend you mean 'dog-hump' then yes, he will.

Isn't that the way everyone does it?

The man love innuendo, picking on newb's and mixed (welcome) messages. It's like I've been here forever.

 

[Krynn72]

Isn't that the way everyone does it?

The man love innuendo, picking on newb's and mixed (welcome) messages. It's like I've been here forever.

Shut the **** up before I ram my huge dick down your avatar's mouth and choke you with my massive knot.

 

[Poison_Berrie]

Shut the **** up before I ram my huge dick down your avatar's mouth and choke you with my massive knot.

Those teeth are not blunt. And I eat dick is not meant figuratively for me.

 

[Maestro]

See what I mean?

 

[VirusType2]

Isn't that the way everyone does it?

The man love innuendo, picking on newb's and mixed (welcome) messages. It's like I've been here forever.

It's like you've been here forever, but in reality, you've been here since Jul 2009, so don't forget yourself.

Lol, just messing with you.

Welcome, friendlies.

 

[YROC]

I'm reading all of this in Morgan Freeman's voice.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

****, what the hell is wrong with you guys? What happened to when we would abuse the newbies and put them through a gauntlet and, if they survived and didn't run away from the forums, were treated as men? What is this friendly bullshit?

See this is why we need the newbie forums back. Sure they were a spam filled ****hole, but that forum turned many of the people we have now who were once newbie f*ggots into valued members and mangs. MANGLY MANGS. Plus it weeded out all the f*ggots who were fit for nothing more than feeding Danimal and cleaning out his cave.

 

[kineaesth]

Sorry to hear about your website. But everything's better, now, there there. Welcome!

 

[Hurricane]

Kind of surprised no one's said it yet, but...

"Welcome to Halflife2.net. It's safer here."

 

[suicide_mission]

Kind of surprised no one's said it yet, but...

"Welcome to Halflife2.net. It's safer here."

oh you son of a b****

 

[Don'tHate]

Hahaha, I didn't know they knew so much about HLF.

 

[Shakermaker]

Hahaha, I didn't know they knew so much about HLF.

Wut? You should drink the water.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

oh you son of a bitch

Fixed that for you.

 

[Jintor]

Welcome, tiny newbies!

 

[Evo]

Never good to see a site go down, but welcome to hl2.net

 

[El Inspector]

It hasn't been confirmed that the site is gone for good. The domain just expired today, that's all.

Mr. Bond may re-register it in a few days. Otherwise I'll just do it and rebuild the site then proceed to rule it with an iron fist as that is my life calling.

 

[ríomhaire]

Well if by 'mature' you mean no fun, I guess so.

We joke around a lot but we are anything but immature. We crack down on noobish people (who act retarded) severely, trust me.

As we all know screaming at people who are unfamiliar with how this one particular community operates is the height of maturity. I haven't seen you doing that, but I have seen others do it, and it's not the most pleasant thing to have your community associated with. There is an amount of maturity here and there can be very serious discussions on serious issues here, but you can't deny that alot of the flaming that goes on on this forum is far more immature that most newbs. What's more childish, "hey look at this funny picture I found," or "oh **** off you stupid noob that pic is so old and not funny just leave the site"?

Plus, I'm sure you agree that some members are immature in general. I can certainly think of one member that I know annoys the both of us.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

goto invisionfree.com and make a new one there. JUST DON'T COME HERE FAGS. I already have trouble remember half of these regular tards.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

goto invisionfree.com and make a new one there. JUST DON'T COME HERE FAGS. I already have trouble remember half of these regular tards.

Who are you? Are you new?

 

[El Inspector]

Why would you not want to be graced by my beautiful presence? Isn't Half-Life 2 dot net a place for Gods?

 

[Krynn72]

Plus, I'm sure you agree that some members are immature in general. I can certainly think of one member that I know annoys the both of us.

dabomb.

Why would you not want to be graced by my beautiful presence? Isn't Half-Life 2 dot net a place for Gods?

Only the old gods. You're a 1 day old god in these parts.

 

[Azner]

Well, welcome for one. Could be great for you guys to show a little courteousy and not complain about how our site isn't as great as yours. Other than that, really, welcome to Hl2.net, try not to end up like DaBomb29 in his early stage.

 

[Schall]

Awwwww.....

 

[BlueWolf72]

Administrative Contact:
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Someone call the guy and pay him off and get the site back up?

 

[Acepilotf14]

Did you really have to post all of that?