Holy shit turn on your TV and check out the news

[Qonfused]

But he'll be a legend.

I'm not gonna take off my glasses.

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

kid ran away to the other family because his parents are nutty?

 

[Acepilotf14]

This is hickory smoked crazy.

 

[MJ12]

I'm not gonna take off my glasses.

So confused.

 

[VirusType2]

Only in America would a 6 year old fly around at 10,000 feet in a basket.

 

[Sheepo]

Only in America would a 6 year old fly around at 10,000 feet in a basket.

I can only interpret this as a compliment.

 

[CptStern]

Only in America would a 6 year old fly around at 10,000 feet in a basket.

surprised he wasnt shot down by some backwoods yokel shooting at ufos

"not in ma backyard!!! JEBEDIAH fetch me ma gun, we's a eating alien stew tonight!!!"


or something like that

 

[Sheepo]

Is that really the best you could come up with?

 

[<RJMC>]

what if the kids where playing joke that went wrong?

kid1: hey falcon hide in this briefcase so we can release that ballon and tell mom and dad you are stuck on it

falcon: niceeeeee*slober**enter briefcase*

kid2: ok,shut it tight so no one suspects a thing

*kid1 releases balloon,kid2 tells mom*

*rescue operation ensues,after watching whole situation on tv......*

kid1: awsome! those fools

kid2: oops forgot to put falcon out of the briefcase

*kid 1 opens briefcase*

kid1: hey falcon wake up and look the tv......falcon*touches falcon*.....

kid2: oh no,oh no!

kid1: oh crap what are we gonna do now!

kid2: eh......eeehh......get some kerosene.....


and yes I know if the died really died I will feel bad and will try to delete post but hell what you expect me to think after watching about this news and suddenly is found that there was no boy in the balloon?

 

[Warped]

must be a boring news day

 

[The Monkey]

Yeah, why is this such big news?

 

[Rizzo]

They think a 6-year old kid went up in a ballon, and might have fallen out, I'd say that's news. Assholes.

 

[Letters]

Cool UFO-like balloon thingy + missing child drama? Hello?

Certainly captured my interest. I wanna know where he is!


And how this family being American is even relevant, I have no idea. Some of you guys...

 

[lame-o]

Probably dead, in some bushes.

 

[FISHY CRACKERS]

Probably dead, in some bushes.

Seconded.

 

[CyberPitz]

I wanna know what happened to da kid!

 

[Lizardizzle]

the world may never know...

 

[MJ12]

must be a boring news day

Yeah, why is this such big news?

Ahahahahah, that's funny. That's really funny. For a second I thought you were implying that the other news shown is more interesting than a 6 year old boy running away by riding a goddamn miniature hot air balloon, only to have vanished when it landed.

 

[Acepilotf14]

He was in the attic the whole time.

 

[David.Seth2]

holly shit the boy is alive... and in the attic? oh god, hes gonna get in trouble big time

ed: granted this was a prank, but don't you think the police should have checked the house a bit better?

 

[MJ12]

HIS NAME IS FALCON HEENE???

 

[MJ12]

WHAT THE **** HE HAS A RAP VIDEO?

http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=8838814


annoying little shits

 

[Shakermaker]

WHAT THE **** HE HAS A RAP VIDEO?

http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=8838814

Direct link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBWJXXgaYBo

 

[Unfocused]

Cool story, bros.

(no sarcasm, I was amused)

Also, wtf at the video you guys posted, looks like the parents contribute to the stupidity of their child which hid in a box for a few hours while AMERICA HELD THEIR BREATH WATCHING A HOT AIR BALOON!

 

[MJ12]

I hate them.


All of them.

 

[mortiz-Redux]

America and the boy's parents got pwned. More the boys parents who are going to have to foot the bill.

Still, epic prank is epic.

 

[Shakermaker]

I hate them.


All of them.

They're brats. I bet they have hippy parents who don't discipline them at all. The dude will probably not even get grounded. Was that the whole Wife Swap episode you posted, ZT?

 

[Qonfused]

Apparently they were in the attic sniffing paint? ****ing lol.

 

[VirusType2]

Once you start sniffing around in this family's business, you begin to discover just how deep the rabbit hole goes.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

My and my dad JUST saw this on the news. You should have seen my dads face. It was amazing.

 

[The Monkey]

LOL, that kids fooled the whole country.

 

[VirusType2]

Holy shit I laughed at The Monkey's avatar with his post.

 

[L3N!N]

My and my dad JUST saw this on the news. You should have seen my dads face. It was amazing.

You should've seen my dad's face when he realized I was in the attic, not in the hot air ba-

 

[David.Seth2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6b02AGWkps

 

[jet_porkins]

They're brats. I bet they have hippy parents who don't discipline them at all. The dude will probably not even get grounded.

The reason he ran to the attic was because he was scolded by his dad for jumping into the cargo of the balloon pre-flight.

The boy's father, Richard Heene, said the family was tinkering with the balloon Thursday morning and that he scolded Falcon for getting inside a compartment on the craft. ... But the boy fled to the attic at some point after the scolding and was never in the balloon during its 50-mile journey through two counties. "I yelled at him. I'm really sorry I yelled at him," Heene said

 

[AKIRA]

the guy yelled at him...and the kid ran into the attic, wouldn't the dad see the kid run into the attic?

 

[Krynn72]

Not if he was looking in a different direction. Or had a house with walls you can't see though.

Not everybody has 12 eyes and a glass house Akira.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

This doesn't deserve 6 pages.

 

[AKIRA]

Not if he was looking in a different direction. Or had a house with walls you can't see though.

Not everybody has 12 eyes and a glass house Akira.

oh ok, so the dad left, then the kid went to the attic, and somehow the balloon got untied and flew away?

not being sarcastic btw, just trying to get the story straight.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Well, I mean of course he is going to apoligize for something trivial like that considering that he thought his son could be dead.